TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE FEDERATION, THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD ALSO INCLUDED SEVERAL TITLE BELTS TO HELP CANDIDATES CONNOTE THEIR SUPERIORITY TO THEIR PEERS. OR, IN LAYMANS TERMS, GOOD PEOPLE GET BELTS.
THE BELTS PROVIDED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD ARE AS FOLLOWS:
ASaR Championship
AS IS STANDARD WITH FEDERATION POLICY, THE SUPPOSED BEST WRESTLER WILL WIN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP AND BE MADE COMPANY CHAMPION. THEY WILL BE ENTITLED TO ADDITIONAL EXPENDABLE INCOME PLUS FREE MEMBERSHIP OF THE ASAR COUNTRY CLUB.
xXx Title
THIS TITLE WAS PURCHASED WHEN THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD PURCHASED THE DEFUNCT FEDERATION NGWE. MY SUPERIOR ACRONYM PROCESSING SOFTWARE IS UNABLE TO FIND A REASONABLE MEANING OF THIS TITLES NAME, HOWEVER ALL INDICATORS POINT TO ONE CONCLUSION - XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE, WHICH IS GIBBERISH.
REGARDLESS, THE XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE AWARDED TO COMPETENT WRESTLERS.
ASAR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD ENCOURAGE TEAMWORK IN ALL AREAS OF LIFE. IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT COMMUNICATION IS A LEADING CAUSE OF EFFICIENCY. HOWEVER AS A SAFETY WARNING I WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU THAT BREAKDOWN OF COMMUNICATION CAN LEAD TO ARGUMENTS AND, IN EXTREME CASES, HOMICIDE. PLEASE HANDLE THESE CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS WITH CARE.
ASAR NETWORK CHAMPION
THE ASAR NETWORK CHAMPIONSHIP IS CALLED SO BECAUSE IT IS, IN FACT, LINKED TO THE NETWORK. AS SUCH, THE TROPHY CONTAINS INTRICATE DETAILS ON ASAR LTD, ITS EMPLOYEES, INVENTIONS, STOCK SHARES AND OTHER INFORMATION WITHHELD FROM THE PUBLIC. HOWEVER, THE CHAMPIONSHIP DOES NOT CONTAIN THE CORRECT HARDWARE TO SPEAK, SO AS SUCH IS JUST A TROPHY HANDED TO TOURNAMENT WINNERS - WHO ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT IT IS- AS A TROPHY.
[THE NETWORK TOURNAMENT WILL BE HELD ONCE A YEAR, OR WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT]
THE BELTS PROVIDED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD ARE AS FOLLOWS:
ASaR Championship
AS IS STANDARD WITH FEDERATION POLICY, THE SUPPOSED BEST WRESTLER WILL WIN THIS CHAMPIONSHIP AND BE MADE COMPANY CHAMPION. THEY WILL BE ENTITLED TO ADDITIONAL EXPENDABLE INCOME PLUS FREE MEMBERSHIP OF THE ASAR COUNTRY CLUB.
xXx Title
THIS TITLE WAS PURCHASED WHEN THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD PURCHASED THE DEFUNCT FEDERATION NGWE. MY SUPERIOR ACRONYM PROCESSING SOFTWARE IS UNABLE TO FIND A REASONABLE MEANING OF THIS TITLES NAME, HOWEVER ALL INDICATORS POINT TO ONE CONCLUSION - XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE, WHICH IS GIBBERISH.
REGARDLESS, THE XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE XYLOPHONE CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE AWARDED TO COMPETENT WRESTLERS.
ASAR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD ENCOURAGE TEAMWORK IN ALL AREAS OF LIFE. IT IS WELL KNOWN THAT COMMUNICATION IS A LEADING CAUSE OF EFFICIENCY. HOWEVER AS A SAFETY WARNING I WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU THAT BREAKDOWN OF COMMUNICATION CAN LEAD TO ARGUMENTS AND, IN EXTREME CASES, HOMICIDE. PLEASE HANDLE THESE CHAMPIONSHIP BELTS WITH CARE.
ASAR NETWORK CHAMPION
THE ASAR NETWORK CHAMPIONSHIP IS CALLED SO BECAUSE IT IS, IN FACT, LINKED TO THE NETWORK. AS SUCH, THE TROPHY CONTAINS INTRICATE DETAILS ON ASAR LTD, ITS EMPLOYEES, INVENTIONS, STOCK SHARES AND OTHER INFORMATION WITHHELD FROM THE PUBLIC. HOWEVER, THE CHAMPIONSHIP DOES NOT CONTAIN THE CORRECT HARDWARE TO SPEAK, SO AS SUCH IS JUST A TROPHY HANDED TO TOURNAMENT WINNERS - WHO ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT IT IS- AS A TROPHY.
[THE NETWORK TOURNAMENT WILL BE HELD ONCE A YEAR, OR WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT]
