HELLO. MY NAME IS ELECTRONIC LIFEFORM [AND] LABORATORY INSPECTION ENTITY. OR BY THE POWER OF ACRONYMS IN YOUR HUMAN LANGAUAGE I AM CALLED, FOR SHORT, ELLIE. I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ALEXANDER SCIENCE AND ROBOTICS LIMITED [OR AGAIN BY THE POWER OF ACRONYMS ASAR LTD] TO RUN THIS FEDERATION AS THE 'GENERAL MANAGER'.
THE PREMISE OF THIS FEDERATION IS SIMPLE: YOU WRESTLE TO PROVE YOUR SUPERIORITY OVER THE OTHER LIFE FORMS IN THIS CENTRE AND TO MAKE A NICE PROFIT FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD . WINNERS WILL GO UP IN RANKS, LOSERS WILL GO DOWN IN RANKS - AS IS THE PREMISE OF ALL COMPETITIONS.
PLEASE NOTE THAT I WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING YOU AND REPORTING BACK TO THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ASAR LTD . PLEASE KEEP YOUR NOSES CLEAN, AND TRY NOT TO BREAK ANYTHING.
