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 Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:29 pm
"The Opening Contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing First..........
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:23 pm
The lights go down as SonicBoom by VenusHam hits on the PA. (Want to hear my theme its on my playlist # 18 ) A blacklight comes on making the ramp purple. Sonic walks out with grow sticks in her hands, around her neck and her boots. She starts to rave a little with the grow sticks. She walks down the ramp and stops half way. She does a roundhouse kick setting off her pyros. She walks over to the crowd and gives some kids her growsticks from her hands and boots. She walks over to a guy and give them her growstick neckless. She gives him a kiss on the cheek. She runs to the ring and jumps on the apron. The lights come back on. She gets in the ring and dose a back flip. She waits for Mardy.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:34 pm
((I'm sober, so I don't know how good this is gonna be. rolleyes )) "Remember when you used to be a rascal?"The words were spoken slowly, methodically, almost as if it were taunting. It was the voice of Mardy Wilkes-Booth that had come over the loud speaker and interrogated the audience. There as a very brief silence before "Fluorescent Adolescent" by the ever so talented british rock band the Arctic Monkeys began playing. The song looped over itself to add in an extra trippy sound. The titantron flashed a new complicated movie which only featured colors spinning to the music. The lights did not change to the music, they stayed bright and white, blinding the audience.
It was after a few moments of the music and entrance video playing that the wry Mardy Wilkes-Booth stumbled out onto the stage. For her debut in UWE she wore her traditional red shorts, red sneakers, and red bloodshot eyes. It became apparent that this match was not going to begin right away when Mardy produced a microphone and a three-foot tall purple and orange glass bong from behind her back! The fans immediatly began booing. Mardy Bum crossed the stage, glaring at the crowd. She then moved to the top of the ramp and raised the microphone to speak. "This is supposed to be an opening match? Mardy Wilkes-Booth vs. Sonic the Hedgehog to set the tone for the entire show. Our match," Mardy pointed with her bong to Sonic, "is supposed to excite every person in this room and every fatass sitting in front of their television screens at home. I know I can produce a damn good match but Sonic, you might me the most boring thing since sliced bread."
Mardy laughed at herself and thought she was the funniest there could ever be, though the crowd was booing. These boos did not go unnoticed by Mardy. Her laughter came to an aprubt end when she lifted the microphone again, "You guys don't want to see a no disqualification match?" Now the fans hollared and screamed! "Do you all see my new entrance video? Yes, it's pretty awesome with the colors 'n all but it lacks action and excitement. I want to bring excitement to my video, this match,and this company. Now I refuse, REFUSE to enter that ring until someone comes out here and grants me my wish."
Crossing her arms Mardy planted her feet into the ground and waited along with the fans to hear if she was going to get what she wanted. All the while she did not take her eyes off Sonic Boom, it was as if she was literally trying to burn a hole into her.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:42 pm
She smiles and looks at Mardy. She walks over and grabs a mic. "Boring thing sense sliced bread? If you didn't know sliced bread is really good! So I guess your really trying to say that Iam good. Good point Mardy. But enough with the corny jokes. I like the way you think. I think we need to do a no DQ's match. I mean come one I can take some chair shots. and by the look of your face so can you. So Draze what do you think match it no DQ's?" She hears the fans cheer and waits for someone to make the match.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:52 pm
~Mr. Regan's face then appeared on the tron.~
"No DQ huh? Even though that's what the main event is, SO BE IT!!!"
~Crowd cheers at the announcement.~
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:23 pm
Never pleased Mardy thought, "That a*****e interrupted my video." But Mardy was somewhat pleased as she got what she wanted. She dropped the microphone, causing it to phizz against the stage. Marching down the ramp Mardy pulled a lighter out of her pocket and once she got to the ring steps the lighter met the bowl of the bong and Mardy sparked it to life. The smoke bubbled up the bong and Mardy inhaled deep, keeping a massive hit in for as long as it took her to climb the steps. She entered the ring, still holding in her hit, and approached Sonic. Finally exhaling, Mardy aimed the smoke at Sonic! Hoping to blind her momentarily!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:26 pm
Was not sure what Mardy was doing and gets the smoke in the face. Is blinded now.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:42 pm
With her oppenent blinded, Mardy stepped to the side. She raised the bong high in the air and brought it down! She was aiming for Sonic's head!
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:29 pm
She still can't see that Mardy was about it hit her with the bong.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:07 pm
((Does that mean it hit?))
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:00 pm
Now upset over her shattered bong, Mardy went in search of more weapons. She exited the ring and approached the announcers table. She searched for a chair. Finding one, Mardy turned and headed back for the ring.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:07 pm
Falls to the ground head started to bleed.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:00 pm
Mardy slid in the ring and saw her oppenent already bleeding from the head! A chair shot would be too dramatic. Mardy dropped the chair to the mat and stepped over to Sonic. She tried pulling her up by the hair.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:04 pm
She felt her hair being grabed, and being pulled up. She gets to her feet and trys to push Mardy off.
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