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 Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:41 am
RULES:
1. Just make something up. It doesn't have to be about the person above you; ideally, it won't be about anyone at all. Just make something up. For instance, "Did you know that there are actually only 14 stars in the entire sky? The rest are just special effects with mirrors."
2. Have fun while respecting others. Respecting others is the Jewish way, and I will be so proud of everyone who takes this small step towards self-betterment and guild-betterment. I will make virtual cookies, pies, cakes, latkes, and soup for all.
4. No insulting any member of the JGG. Violators will be banned, and I don't mean those sissy-bans for only 2 weeks, where I have to receive multiple PMs about how many days you've got left (from you, from all your friends, and from all your detractors who are glad to see you go but nevertheless think that it's totally unfair that you've disobeyed a rule and then I had the nerve to enforce it).
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:52 am
Divash was the inspiration for Steamboy
(Thanks Divash)
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:01 am
See, folks, I do love you and want you to be able to have fun. smile
My 'fact': Cats don't always land feet-first, but desks do. They're not dextrous enough to wiggle into place, but they do a lot of planning so as not to be dropped from the wrong position.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:04 am
Desks are actually known to chase cats for their high nutritional value
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:06 am
The way my avatar looks right now? That is EXACTLY the way I look in the mirror. No, I don't mean it's an accurate representation. I mean that when I look in the mirror, I see the cartoon.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:16 pm
I invented illness to give us all a reason to get high.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:02 pm
I can breath out the now determined deadly gas of CO2
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:33 pm
On every other Monday, the Empire State Building meets up with a few of the lads and goes bowling.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:59 pm
That's funny because every Monday the Empire State Building tells me he's working late...
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:14 pm
I introduced the concept of 9/11 not happening. And when I say 9/11 didn't happen, I mean that it didn't happen, planes never hit the towers nothing happened on 9/11/01  PROOF?!
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:44 am
Ninja's have been scientifically proven to be cooler then pirates in this months popular science.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:55 am
Ninjas are cooler, and yet pirates get more dates. (Or maybe they just steal them directly from the date-palm trees. They are, after all, pirates.)
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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