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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:54 am

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This topic was bound to happen. Basically there's this sexy British librarian-looking witch whose clothing is actually her hair, and she has guns mounted on her heels. She slays in the fashion of Dante from Devil May Cry, but you can look at her a** without being ashamed. There's a demo available free on XBOX Live, so all you XBOX owners should go forth and download.

I can't wait for this game. heart

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:44 am

Her gun looks like the b*****d child of a .22 derringer and an M203.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:20 am

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Her gun looks like the b*****d child of a .22 derringer and an M203.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 10:19 am

I'm getting this game. Devil May Cry- style action that actually TOPS Devil May Cry?! ******** YES.

Hell, that picture alone should be enough reason for people to get this game.

And in other news, there is already cosplay of Bayonetta.

I think Sonic's got competition for the role of Sega's mascot now.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:24 am

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I'm getting this game. Devil May Cry- style action that actually TOPS Devil May Cry?! ******** YES.

Hell, that picture alone should be enough reason for people to get this game.

And in other news, there is already cosplay of Bayonetta.

I think Sonic's got competition for the role of Sega's mascot now.

No he doesn't. Sonic is worn out like Elvis would be if he were still alive, but damn it all to hell, HE'S THE KING, BABY.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:35 am

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I'm getting this game. Devil May Cry- style action that actually TOPS Devil May Cry?! ******** YES.

Hell, that picture alone should be enough reason for people to get this game.

And in other news, there is already cosplay of Bayonetta.

I think Sonic's got competition for the role of Sega's mascot now.

No he doesn't. Sonic is worn out like Elvis would be if he were still alive, but damn it all to hell, HE'S THE KING, BABY.

Then Sonic needs to take the road Elvis did and just DIE. Although I like the way IGN put it.

IGN

Insulting Sonic The Hedgehog feels like kicking a crippled war veteran after they've fallen out of their wheelchair. Nothing we can say can possibly wound him worse than Sega already has in the past decade.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:51 am

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And in other news, there is already cosplay of Bayonetta.

To be fair, that's the woman Sega hired to be the official Bayonetta "booth babe". It's not a fan-made costume.

Not that that makes it any less awesome.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:38 pm

Her gun looks awfully familiar. (Albeit scaled up.)

Meh. Rozalin's cooler anyhoo.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:57 pm

And don't forget, the bigger the special attack you use, more of her clothes disappear.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:06 pm

I think they also disappear when she takes damage.

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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:04 pm

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And don't forget, the bigger the special attack you use, more of her clothes disappear.

Yep, in the demo you can get the "Climax" attack where they swirl off and make some sort of dragon-demon thing that chomps away at the boss, and then swirl back onto her.

Yeah, I think I'll be playing it again tonight... blaugh

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:39 pm

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uryu ishida

And don't forget, the bigger the special attack you use, more of her clothes disappear.

Yep, in the demo you can get the "Climax" attack where they swirl off and make some sort of dragon-demon thing that chomps away at the boss, and then swirl back onto her.

Yeah, I think I'll be playing it again tonight... blaugh

That part was awesome wink

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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:04 am

Bayonetta making TF2 jokes. Awesome.

In related news, I hear that not only do her clothes come off, but the game is also playable with only one hand. Sega really got their target audience down.

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:39 am

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Bayonetta making TF2 jokes. Awesome.

In related news, I hear that not only do her clothes come off, but the game is also playable with only one hand. Sega really got their target audience down.

Now, why would Sega make a game just for amputees?

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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:20 am

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Bayonetta making TF2 jokes. Awesome.

In related news, I hear that not only do her clothes come off, but the game is also playable with only one hand. Sega really got their target audience down.

Now, why would Sega make a game just for amputees?

Wow, I really thought you guys were joking about that, but yeah, just saw the gameplay.

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