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 Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:38 pm
~Welcome to Hammered Jack's Tavern!!~ This is a random bullshit talk bar. But there are rules in this bar which you'll have to abide by.
.:RULES:.1) Respect is EARNED in this bar, but since I'm the barkeep, I'm the boss of this place, so respecting me is no exception.
2) This is a smoking tavern. If you don't like it, it's your problem get the hell out.
3)If you, in fact, are in a Biker Gang, please register your gang.
4)Music is allowed, preferably Rock, heavy metal, ect.
5)If anyone is to get shitfaced to the point of alcohol poisoning, emergency personnel are on site.
6)There is NO Flunitrazepam in our beverages.
7)There will be fighting and mosh-pits. Prepare to get a black-eye or two or some broken bones.
cool And most important. NO p***y-a** s**t!!! This means well, it should be self-explanatory. Especially don't get all "warm and fuzzy and cute"in here, do that somewhere else. If you want to show love to someone, go hard-core.
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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:04 pm
-sits behind the counter throwing knives at the wall-
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:07 am
Hey barkeep...whats a girl gotta do to get an Irish Carbomb around here?!
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:13 am
********, you opened the place! YAY! blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:44 pm
Okay I'm here -serves the drinks and dims the lights-
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:11 pm
-throws joker a jug and some shot glasses-
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:23 pm
Joey sits by bar on stool. His llama also joins him and puts hoofs on table. The llama spits on the floor. "Good choice Francis..." he looks to the llama. He then looks to the barkeep. "A bowl of wiskey coke for my friend here... i'll have a glass of milk" joey says quitey putting money on counter.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:27 pm
A CEMENT MIXER FOR THE LOVELY LADY DOWN THERE
*Looks at Llama*
4laugh
How YOU doin'? cool
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:32 pm
Heheheh-heh -serves Joey-
I got some fresh orange juice shipped in today, anyone up for a Screwdriver?
I also have Rum, brandy, and mead-- just shipped in.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:33 pm
MEAD!? HONEY-BASED ALCOHOL!? THE NECTAR OF THE VIKINGS!?
GIMME!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream scream
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:34 pm
Llama chews curd. "He says hes a guy buddy, back off" joey said leaning over to see joker. Joey leans back and passes mead to francis. "No thank you ma'am i cant drink" he said softy handing it to the llama who chugged it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:58 pm
YOU! Watch the fuzziness around here. -points at Joey-
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:26 am
Joey shrugs and drinks his milk.
Francis huffs and snorts.
"He says that, that was a low blow, us fussizes have probulms to" joey said quietly drinking the milk.
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