Not to mention, since my wife works in the insurance industry, I have to loan her what little sanity I have left so she can get through her busy season, so other than weekends I normally don't pay attention to anything but Farcebook online (since I can access most of the features that matter through my cell phone).
And on the subject of squirrels,
here's what Foamy's little b***h minions did. The top wire was ours.