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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:21 pm
*CRASH BANG BOOM!*"HEY! I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE COUCH BY THE DESK!""SORRY!""Yeah yeah, just hurry before the cameras roll!""Er, they already are.""Wait what? OHSHIT."*Scurrying noises*Nikki: *Cough* Well. Hello all you wonderful people watching this! Nikki here to interview some utterly random and completely chosen-out-of-a-large-crowd pair of iZunes! Now, Please welcome to this show, Marik Ishtar and Ryou Bakura!*APPLAUSE!*
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:22 pm
Bakura: *Slumped on the couch, seeming handcuffed to it* 'Randomly chosen' my albino a**, you crazy fangirl. What the ******** hell are we here for? And hurry up with whatever it is. I have things to do today.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:28 pm
Marik: *also apparently handcuffed to the couch, scowling* Yes, it just happened to be us two. What a coincidence. *huffs and crosses arms as well as he can*
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:32 pm
Nikki: Shut up. *Clears her throat* Now according to the contracts you two signed before appearing on the sh-
Bakura: BULLSHIT. I didn't sign no ******** contract! D<
Nikki: Proper English please, Kitty. Anyhow. *Whips out two pieces of paper* According to these, which you two DID sign whileihadyoudrugged, You must answer whatever question i ask you with honesty. *Grins* Or risk being loved by the cameraman over there. Or whatever punishment i can think up.
Sir Franklin: GRAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! *Thumbs-up...thumb falls off*...Graawwrrh...
Bakura: *Pales...somehow more than he naturally is*
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:37 pm
Marik: .... D8;;; *attempts to scoot away, failing however due to being cuffed to the couch* .... *growls under breath and flicks tail nervously* ...Fine. >x> We'll do the Ra-damned show...
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:42 pm
Nikki: See, Bakura? Marik's all for it.
Bakura: Only because he has no other choice. *Pulls him closer by the shirt* I could EASILY get out of these cuffs, But i'm bored. *Grins* And I want to see Marik squirm a bit, since i'm predicting some of your questions.
Nikki: HEY! They're not THAT predictable and as far as I know, Ishizu is still in possession of the Millennium Necklace, so Shut up. *Coughs and looks at her cards* Alright. Question number one. HOW OLD ARE YOU?!
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:48 pm
Marik: >x>; *glares at 'Kura and mutters a bit under breath before turning back to Nikki* Sixteen. *nods*
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:55 pm
Bakura: *Raises a brow* ...Well Do you want to know -MY- age or my Host's?
Nikki: Er...Both, please.
Bakura:...Ryou just turned 16, while i am over 3000 years old. *Grins* As well as pretty much dead.
Nikki:....So...Last night...did that count as Necrophilia for Marik or ***** for y-
Bakura: NEXT ******** QUESTION. *Snarls*
Nikki: EESH Okay! Jeeze, just curious! *Looks at another card* Errrmmm...How tall are you? You two look evenly matched...
Bakura: 5' 7" I believe...
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:59 pm
Marik: o////////////o *attempts to shrink into the couch at the previous question and coughs after a short pause* Ehm... 5' 9", last time I... Checked... *coughs again*
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:00 pm
Bakura: O.o *Frowns and attempts to compare their height from where they are* No ******** way you're taller than me! D|
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:06 pm
Marik: *grins* Whaaat, upset that I'm a smidge taller than you, Kitty? |3~
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:09 pm
Bakura: *Grins and snaps at* Yet i'm better than you. In every conceivable way |3~ *Wraps arm around and kisses on neck*
Nikki: Alright you two. You can make out after we're done. *Giggles* Next question. *Snaps up another card* Oooo, good one. Either of you have any bad habits?
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:23 pm
Marik: Tch. > ////^////> Are not. I'm better with my ha--Oh! Next question. Um.. *tilts head* I don't think I do... o ^o
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:27 pm
Bakura: Hmm...*Ponders, nibbling on Marik's earring again*...Hmmmm...I suppose sleep-killing is one...Stabbing people for no reason...Finding my hands wandering to various places on people's bodies...stealing souls...*Starts to ramble*
Nikki: >.>; Erhm...Next question...*Wips out another card* Are you a virg-... ... ...STUPID QUESTION! We all know the answer now |D *Flicks the card at Marik's forehead* Lesse. What are the three types of matter?
Bakura: *Raises a brow* Three types of what?
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:32 pm
Marik: *growls and blushes as the card hits his forehead* Be glad we're cuffed, fangirl.... DD| *huffs* If you're asking what I think you are, gases, liquids, and solids. *flicks an ear* Rather random question, though..
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