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 Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:43 am
I just kind of had a MLIA moment, and thought, hey, why not start a thread here for how our lives are
awesome
average
or
Awful
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:46 am
I just tried to push up my glasses. I'm wearing my contacts.
MLIA.
Twice.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:07 am
Yesterday, I went downstairs to get some water. I came up with brownies and milk. MLIA
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:27 am
Yesterday my friends and I randomly started singing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song, again. MLIA
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:34 am
Today, I had thought that all coffee was made equal. Apparently not. MLIA.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:20 am
IvyStarling Today, I had thought that all coffee was made equal. Apparently not. MLIA. You have to elaborate on the situation, dear. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:38 am
I need to pull a soda out of the freezer before it turns to slush. MLIA.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:11 am
Prince Interrobang IvyStarling Today, I had thought that all coffee was made equal. Apparently not. MLIA. You have to elaborate on the situation, dear. 3nodding I didn't elaborate since I made a thread about it before I posted this. I thought it would be repetitive. I always seem to make threads, only to realize they were useless/repetitive. MLIA.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:22 am
I shower in the nude. MLIA.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:19 pm
Today, in preparation for a business trip, I picked out my clothing and left it beside my suitcase. I left my iTunes on shuffle while I went down for dinner. As soon as I returned to finish packing, "Tainted Love" was playing the line "I'm gonna pack my things and go." MLIA
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:06 pm
I tried to bend a spoon with my mind... it didn't bend. MLIA.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:11 am
I went to go see my new nephew yesterday. He scared himself with his own fart. MILA.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:53 pm
Today, I submitted "Tonight, I dreamed the two-foot tall china doll on my dresser climbed down into my bed and strangled me to death. When I woke up, she hadn't. MLIG" to MLIG. Somehow I doubt it will get published, no matter how happy I am about it. MLIA
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:23 pm
Today, I discovered I have ninety-nine pieces of flair on facebook. MLIA
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:05 am
Today I woke up... and got on Gaia. MLIA.
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