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 Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:04 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:48 pm
Remember when you used to be a Ra-
Mardy Wilkes-Booth cut her own entrance music before it could begin. As she spoke she walked out onto the stage to an impressive amount of heat for being brand new to WWFG. The fans booed as she continued down the ramp, barefoot. This time as she came to the ring she wore faded jeans and an oversized grey sweater, she also stunk of 'skunk'(Skunk meaning pot). "Ladies and Gentlemen, I will not take up too much of your time. I just would like to bring forth some injustice that I have experienced very recently." Mardy stopped talking as she approached the ring steps. She climbed them quickly and hurried to the ropes.
Mardy ducked beneath the top rope but got her foot caught momentarily. She stumbled and the crowd laughed at her. "You stop laughing!" She screamed in response, "That was not funny, I could have been seriously injured. You're horrible people. And you're horribly ugly. Your, your ugliness is making me freak out." Mardy shivers. The crowd poured on more heat, disliking being mocked.
Stepping around the ring slowly, Mardy laughed at her being booed. She pushed her hair out of her face and regained some composure before continuing her promo. "Anyway, anyway, anyway there is a horrible person running around backstage somewhere and I came to the ring to night to warn all of the superstars. It's very hard for me to speak of this," Mardy went on dramatically,"but it needs to be said. Last week.... while I was signing my contract to become official here... I had with me something very important. I had with me something very valuable to me. What I had meant a lot to me. I had with me a bag...of peanuts. BUT THEY WERE STOLEN! Mardy shouted! She crossed the ring as the crowd booed her more but she soon came back to the center of the ring.
"I know who has my peanuts. I have already lodged a complaint about this person to the local police department, but while I was in the station my roach fell from my pocket and I got hit with a UPM. Unlawful Possesion of Marijuana. This is not my fault, my unjust conviction of a crime was the result of a different crime committed against me. I'm not going to take it!"
Mardy rushed to the ropes closest to the ramp and glared up at the stage. She held onto the top ropes as she spoke, fueled by rage, "Claire Hawkins, I know you are the dirty theif who ran off with my peanuts last week! I want my peanuts back Claire Hawkins! And I want you to pay my UPM ticket! AND I WANT MY PEANUTS BACK CLAIRE HAWKINS! So, I expect that you come out here right now and give..me.....my....peanuts."
Mardy, and the crowd, stared up at the stage. All waiting to see if Claire would react to this. Things were getting intense.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:34 pm
((you stole my font color rofl )) Mardy simply stood there like a babbling buffoon as she demanded "stolen" peanuts. Seconds ticked by and the tension began to increase. Was Claire going to respond to Mardy Bum? Was she sending a message that this fiasco is not even worth her time? Maybe she wasn't even in the building?! However, the main question remained on every one's mind: Did she really steal Mardy Wilkes-Booth's bag of peanuts?
When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say, we've had our fun
Will we make a mark this time
Will we always say we tried
Standing on the rooftops
This is all we got now
Wait until the bombs drop
it all ends now
scream your heart out From backstage walked out the accused peanut bag thief, Claire Hawkins! She stopped at center stage and signaled for her music to be cut. She held her hand out for a mic and was forced to wait as a backstage worker had to go find one back there. Once he did he quickly brought it out and Claire snatched it out of his hands without some much as a thank you! Clearly she wasn't in the best mood!
"WHAT! What possible reason do you have to call me out here?" she said with a rather stern look on her face. "Shouldn't you be in the back smoking whatever brain cells you left have away?" The crowd was silent as this bronzen b***h went on! She was about to say something else, but stopped herself short and simple shook her head as she looked down the ramp and at what was standing in the WWFG ring. It was time to get back to the original reason why she was out here to begin with.
"But instead you stumble your skunked up a** down to the ring accuse me of stealing a bag of peanuts! I would give you a compliment if it weren't for the fact your most likely "flying high" and that you are accusing me of stealing a bag of peanuts!" she said as she slowly shook her head is silent disapproval. She stopped to allow some fan response, but all they did was remain silent like good little drones. 'Spineless drones they are........' she thought to herself as she scanned the hushed crowd. Her ruby lips slitly up turned in a slight smirk. She then turned her attention back to Mardy Bum. "As for you "missing" bag of peanuts, are you sure you didn't just eat them?" 
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:35 pm
((Well according to storyline, you stole my peanuts. An eye for an eye?))
Staring with an opened jaw at Claire, Mardy thought carefully about what was just said. Fans could easily read her thoughts as her animated face told a bizzare story. "Are you sure...you didn't... eat them." Mardy finally understood Claire. Her thoughts wandering more, "Maybe I did eat them, it is possib-".
Becoming enraged Mardy drew the microphone close to her mouth and pointed up at Claire. "NO! No I did not eat my peanuts. I would know if I had. I am as positive as the drug test I took three days ago that CLAIRE HAWKINS stole my peanuts."
Moving quickly, and certainly not gracefully, Mardy slunk to the mat and slid out onto the ring floor. The fans cheered when Mardy tripped while standing then booed when she caught her balance before landing face irst on the floor in front of her. Mardy Bum, feeling the pain of loss, walked slowly up the illuminated ramp taking extra measures to not falling. As she walked she began speaking directly to Claire. "I know you have my precious peanuts in your pitifull possession. I want them, I want them now. Claire Hawkins I promise you, if you produce my peanuts by the time I reach the top of this ramp I will hurt you so bad you'll never return to this ring."
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:52 pm
((According to storyline? What storyline?! No, really what storyline?! confused )) This girl was clearly out of it. Her last sentance did not make anysense at all! "Well based on your last sentance, its safer if I had your beloved peanuts." She said not moving from her spot at the top of the ramp. Mardy was advancing upon her, but did Claire care? The answer would be, she was hoping for a fight!
"But alas! I do not have your peanuts!" she said feigning dramatics. Claire always kept her eyes on Mardy. Those hauntingly beautiful eyes never wavering! Hell, if the camera zoomed in close enough you could tell she was waiting for the all but promised conflict!
Claire tossed the mic aside and waited for Mardy to get her skunked a** up to the stage! The mic burst into screeching static as it hit the metal floor of the stage!
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:03 pm
((Hmm, maybe not so much storyline but my current gimmick.))
The crowd was on their toes as Mardy reached the top of the ramp. She stood motionless, starring as if she were trying to burn a hole into Claire. Mardy was furious but non-violent at the moment. Proving the untrustworthy side of her existed Mardy did not fulfill her promise of putting Claire away. Instead she spoke slowly, "Claire you are very lucky today. It just so happens that I don't think this crowd is worthy enough to watch me kick your peanut stealing a** tonight! So I won't..."
The fans poured on the heat to Mardy and booed from their seats. "But I just recalled our match later tonight. Our tag team match, which sets The Creeker and I versus someone whose IQ is equal to a fly that hangs around a mule's a**, and your partner The Pink ********? You get that Claire, you're the fly in that metaphor."
Mardy was forced to stop speaking by the rowdy crowd. "I'm going to break my promise and I will not knock you unconcious with the Wilkes-Booth Style right now. Hell, I won't even touch you during our match later. It's not like it's difficult to beat you. No Claire Hawkins, since you woudn't return to me my peanuts which you stole when I least expected it, I'm going to wait until you're least expecting it. When that moment comes you're going to wish you'd never swiped anything that belongs to me."
Mardy got right in Claire Hawkins face before she turned away and headed for the backstage.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:46 am
Naked Mardy Bum ((Hmm, maybe not so much storyline but my current gimmick.))
The crowd was on their toes as Mardy reached the top of the ramp. She stood motionless, starring as if she were trying to burn a hole into Claire. Mardy was furious but non-violent at the moment. Proving the untrustworthy side of her existed Mardy did not fulfill her promise of putting Claire away. Instead she spoke slowly, "Claire you are very lucky today. It just so happens that I don't think this crowd is worthy enough to watch me kick for peanut stealing a** tonight! So I won't..."
The fans poured on the heat to Mardy and booed from their seats. "But I just recalled our match later tonight. Our tag team match, which sets Kodiak and I versus someone whose IQ is equal to a fly that hangs around a mule's a**, and your partner The Pink ********? You get that Claire, you're the fly in that metaphor."
Mardy was forced to stop speaking by the rowdy crowd. "I'm going to break my promise and I will not knock you unconcious with the Wilkes-Booth Style right now. Hell, I won't even touch you during our match later. It's not like it's difficult to beat you. No Claire Hawkins, since you woudn't return to me my peanuts which you stole when I least expected it, I'm going to wait until you're least expecting it. When that moment comes you're going to wish you'd never swiped anything that belongs to me."
Mardy got right in Claire Hawkins face before she turned away and headed for the backstage. (FIXED)
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:26 am
Thecreeker Naked Mardy Bum ((Hmm, maybe not so much storyline but my current gimmick.))
The crowd was on their toes as Mardy reached the top of the ramp. She stood motionless, starring as if she were trying to burn a hole into Claire. Mardy was furious but non-violent at the moment. Proving the untrustworthy side of her existed Mardy did not fulfill her promise of putting Claire away. Instead she spoke slowly, "Claire you are very lucky today. It just so happens that I don't think this crowd is worthy enough to watch me kick for peanut stealing a** tonight! So I won't..."
The fans poured on the heat to Mardy and booed from their seats. "But I just recalled our match later tonight. Our tag team match, which sets Kodiak and I versus someone whose IQ is equal to a fly that hangs around a mule's a**, and your partner The Pink ********? You get that Claire, you're the fly in that metaphor."
Mardy was forced to stop speaking by the rowdy crowd. "I'm going to break my promise and I will not knock you unconcious with the Wilkes-Booth Style right now. Hell, I won't even touch you during our match later. It's not like it's difficult to beat you. No Claire Hawkins, since you woudn't return to me my peanuts which you stole when I least expected it, I'm going to wait until you're least expecting it. When that moment comes you're going to wish you'd never swiped anything that belongs to me."
Mardy got right in Claire Hawkins face before she turned away and headed for the backstage. (FIXED) ((sorry, redface ))
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:52 am
Naked Mardy Bum Thecreeker Naked Mardy Bum ((Hmm, maybe not so much storyline but my current gimmick.))
The crowd was on their toes as Mardy reached the top of the ramp. She stood motionless, starring as if she were trying to burn a hole into Claire. Mardy was furious but non-violent at the moment. Proving the untrustworthy side of her existed Mardy did not fulfill her promise of putting Claire away. Instead she spoke slowly, "Claire you are very lucky today. It just so happens that I don't think this crowd is worthy enough to watch me kick for peanut stealing a** tonight! So I won't..."
The fans poured on the heat to Mardy and booed from their seats. "But I just recalled our match later tonight. Our tag team match, which sets Kodiak and I versus someone whose IQ is equal to a fly that hangs around a mule's a**, and your partner The Pink ********? You get that Claire, you're the fly in that metaphor."
Mardy was forced to stop speaking by the rowdy crowd. "I'm going to break my promise and I will not knock you unconcious with the Wilkes-Booth Style right now. Hell, I won't even touch you during our match later. It's not like it's difficult to beat you. No Claire Hawkins, since you woudn't return to me my peanuts which you stole when I least expected it, I'm going to wait until you're least expecting it. When that moment comes you're going to wish you'd never swiped anything that belongs to me."
Mardy got right in Claire Hawkins face before she turned away and headed for the backstage. (FIXED) ((sorry, redface )) (Reason why I fixed it because The Creeker is another wrestler of mine, but he isn't here. So its all good xd )
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