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Ninja DragonWarrior-13 Crew
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 Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:53 pm
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. cool
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:00 pm
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Ninja DragonWarrior-13 Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:13 pm
A lot of people wear Superman pjs.
Superman wears Chuch Norris pjs.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:30 pm
When Chuck Norris gives u the finger, that's how many 2nds u hav 2 live.
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Ninja DragonWarrior-13 Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:32 pm
When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:36 pm
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Ninja DragonWarrior-13 Crew
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:21 pm
Chuck Norris dose not wear a condum.
Because there is no such thing as protection freom Chuck Norris
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:19 am
The Devil went down to Georgia, not because he was looking for a soul to steal. its cause Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the f**k out.
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:50 pm
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the Earth down.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:56 pm
chuck norris once kicked a horse in the chin. its decendants are now known as giraffes. rofl
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:45 pm
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 with 3 moves.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:07 pm
Chuck Norris can win a game of Tic-Tac-Toe in 2 moves.
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:38 pm
chuck norriss' tears can cure cancer, too bad hes never cried. EVER!
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:37 pm
theres no such thing as steroids, only people chuck norris breathed on...
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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