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 Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:06 pm
Post your favorite quote.
Whether it's poetic and meaningful,
Funny and ironic,
Or just a totally weird thing a kid in your math class said.
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:09 pm
As quoted from the white Tyler W from math class:
"b***h-slut, who you think you is, commin' into MY neighborhood and tellin' My ***** what's up!?"
I don't know why I like it so much but I do.
I guess the fact that it was a completely random thing for the friendly scene kid who makes his own beanies to say to himself in the middle of the computer lab.
Ah, I love that kid. He's always a nice dose of fresh air.
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:16 pm
Favorate quote...
who ever came up with the whole "your mom..." thing is my hero ^_^
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:51 pm
"We are all connected. To each other, biologically; to the earth, chemically; to the rest of the universe, atomically."
-Carl Sagan
-I could quote that man all day-
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:16 pm
Quotes? Mann... I have dozens. On the note of 'Your Mom,' my friend is making attempts to repeat it in Spanish. Since he doesn't have the guts to ask our Spanish teacher, he has been content with 'Tu Madre.' Okay... Lol. Well, if anyone knows the correct translation, as I'm not too sure about 'tu', lemme know.
That being said, my friends are maniacs. Yuss. If you are totally confused with our references at this point, please refer to this video.
Ahem... We have quite a tendency to reference that there video, ever since my best friend's neighbor showed us the video. The best time to joke about it is during lunch. Especially when our friend Colleen decides to bring in grapes. Hehe. Oh, we have a field day. Some of our favorites include:
I'm being graped in the mouth!
No! You're too young to eat that grape!
This grape tastes weird.
And many, many more. Too many, actually.
Uh... Oh, one more. Our history teacher, Mr. D, has quite a few quotes that he says repeatedly. He repeats them so much, that now we quote him all the time. AND now he's trying his hardest NOT to say them. It's really a struggle. Lol.
Essentially
It is what it is.
The strength of the wolf is in the pack.
There is a method to my madness.
It's one of those 'you have to be there' moments I guess. xP
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:11 pm
@Sam: You can say tu madre and get away with it, but su madre is more accurate.
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:34 pm
The Office Quote:
Stanley: "What's the difference? Hot, attractive, beautiful... we're talking about the same thing, aren't we?"
Kevin: "No, they're totally different things. A painting can be beautiful, but I wouldn't do it..."
wink
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:12 pm
My Quote:
"From my personal experience, drama kids are defined by being geometrically challenged and their noticeable attraction to all things bright and shiny."
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:19 pm
--Bush: "How's the war going?"
--Obama: "It's going fine... we got a 100 Brazilians to commit."
--Bush: "That's great!... How much is a Brazilian?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 9:43 am
ALL the Disney movie quotes!
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minus infinity Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:19 am
^ Lmao, yes!
I use this one to describe and my fiance:
"Like a pair of oddly fashioned shoes..."
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:29 pm
Lawlz, Infinity.
Get ready for a storm of Stephen Wright quotes!Quote: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Quote: I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Quote: Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. Quote: When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Quote: Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Quote: Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? Quote: What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Quote: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Quote: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Quote: Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Quote: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Quote: I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Quote: On the other hand, you have different fingers. Quote: I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?" Quote: "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." Quote: I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Quote: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. Quote: I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..." Quote: The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. Quote: I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. Quote: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" Quote: Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Quote: Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? Quote: I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it. Quote: I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. Quote: I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. Quote: For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Quote: I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Quote: I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. Quote: If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Quote: If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen? Quote: My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. Quote: Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. Quote: The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. Quote: The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. Quote: There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. Quote: When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
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Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:31 pm
"Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one."
-Jareth, Labyrinth
"Everything! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"
-Jareth, Labyrinth
"Where the ******** did the bunnies go?"
-Qeteb, Crusader
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:30 pm
So, yesterday I was in history class, and we were discussing the House of Representatives.
So this girl asks, "Do they all live in one house together?" We were dying, lmfao, and another kid proceeds to reference them being in a Playboy mansion and whatnot.. Twas good.
In math class, our teacher asked, "Why do we date our papers?" to which a friend of mine replied, "To get to know them better."
And a bunch of stuff from Supernatural, lmao.
"My name's Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone." --Dean, from Supernatural
"This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!" --Castiel, from Supernatural
"I found a liquor store."
"And?"
"I drank it." --Castiel and Sam from Supernatural
"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole." --Dean, Supernatural
Sam: "Why’d you let me fall asleep?"
Dean: "Because I’m an awesome brother. So what did you dream about?"
Sam: "Lollipops and candy canes." --Supernatural
"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." --Dean, Supernatural
Dean: "People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
Sam: "Because you’re a bad person." --Supernatural
Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their a**!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" --Supernatural
“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.” --Sam, Supernatural
“Save room for dessert, Tiny. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem? Or is that just some deep-seated self esteem issue? Because you know, they're just doughnuts. They're not love." --Dean, Supernatural
"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie." --Dean, Supernatural
Dean: “Can I shoot her?"
Sam: “Not in public." --Supernatural
Dean: "Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside."
Ed: "Inside your duffel bag??"
Dean: "In the salt, you idiot!" --Supernatural
"On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors." --Dean, Supernatural
"Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat." --Dean, Supernatural
and.. yeah.
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LovetoCauseMayhem Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:12 pm
"Give me a pen, and I can write a law to keep people off my land. Give me an axe, and them staying off is basically ******** guaranteed."
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