What is your favorite..??

[blazedybomb]

What is your favorite kind of jokes??

Knock Knock Jokes

Storyteller Jokes

Smart Remark jokes

Just vote in the poll up there ^-^
And post why it's your favorite down there v-v

Happy Posting XD!  

[pericardium05]

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

God is creative and left-handed?!

Little Ricky was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother remarked, "Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery?
Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Ricky said, "Yes, God did it, and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Ricky, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!

Sometimes, I like this types of jokes but feel lazy to read them. >.>

 

[blazedybomb]

nice i liked the one about the guy in the bar. the god one was...so-so  

[pericardium05]

You didn't like the God one.
Didn't like it much but I can't find something better. >.>  

[Viridis Aureus]

I love smart remarks XD.  

[PhoenixHenkan]

I like most jokes, smart remarks tend to make me laugh more, and the story telling jokes are good for when I'm really bored. I don't really care for knock knock jokes though.

And as a natural blonde in real life, I've heard just about every blonde joke there is to hear. They are so passe really...-.-'

Anyways, yea...I like jokes. Can't think of a single good one to tell that isn't against the TOS though...-.-'''
 

[effervescentstripes]

I'm one for smart remarks. It's hard to come by any good knock knock jokes these days, and most storyteller jokes don't interest me.  

[ankiannabar]

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spaceHolly Says,
"Personally, I love really corny jokes... like for little kids haha
For example:

When a group of giraffes get stuck in traffic, what do you call it?

A GIRRAFFIC JAM!

*rofls*
See what I mean? XD"
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[Sassenach Queen]

I like the smart remarks. XD

I know this is off topic but it would be great if a music discussion was on here. ;3