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the trombones in my band don't know how not to break their horns... one of them decided to play golf and messed his slide that it was at a right angle to the bell. his friend has a trombone that doesn't look like a trombone anymore... do all trombone player do that??? no, but all trombonists are going to hell O.o

Oh non rien de rien...
Oh non je ne regrette rien
Then I call dibs on the slots there. Woot woot ca-ching.
OP; No, not all Trombonists are that clumsy. I'm clumsy, but I keep a close eye on my 'bone to make sure it is okay. I love my trombone too much. Plus my section leader gives me push-ups if I do something real stupid to my horn...
Wenn ich ihre Haut verließ,
Der Frühling blutet in Paris!