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So.. i drove to town and back today... and upon reaching my destination in tact, i have decided to write my final will and testemant.. just in case next time the canyon is not so freindly as it was today....


to ix, i leave all my manga, this guild. whatever gold i ahve accumulated on gaia, and my good name. also all the embarassing pictures of me being a stupid little girl that our families have... may they be burned and tossed into the creek.

to cory gonzalez.. not that you knw him.. but in the event that i die tragically look him up with jesse thayer. i want cory to have all the money that i saved for japan under the condition that he spends it on college or a place to live. also, since the dead dont attend school i should like for him to receive the money from my college fund as well that he can always make music without having to copromise living.


to my dear brother.. i leave all the posters and clothing that i stole from him over the years. also my playstaion, games, all my movies, and of course the TV.

to panda i leave my scanner, printer and tablet that she may one day make art in my memory..

and to dear sweet yuni i leave everything else. may she put my outrageous clothing to good use, and i hope her cats dont pee on it too often.


milano.. to you i leave the bottomless pit so heinously bestowed upon me by god, and in your care i leave my three blasphemous names: asmodeus, abaddon, and apollyon. i trust that in all your mazoku experience you'll put them to good use.

o.O... wow... well, best of luck with not having to put this into effect *nods*

Seriously.

Of all the times I've laid awake
Never have a thought to thank
Anyone for this life of mine
Whose meaning I still can't find.

Not much, but just something to remember ^_^

there have definetely been some times in my life I was absolutely sure I was going to die, like one time where I bumped into some rather villianous characters (opposite to the character I was cosplaying currently) at a con once, but they were awesome and asked for my picture. xd (and I got theirs)


(but seriously whenever I ride in a car with one of my brothers at the wheel. eek ;; I see the light at the end of le tunnel. x-x; )

='D I have nearly died so many times. Like that time in preschool when i got kicked off a playstructure and knocked myself out.... or the time i did a Garage-sale for a couple hundred feet down a ski slope when i was five... or the time in first grade when some kid whipped me over the neck with a willow branch... or when i fell off the kitchen counter and paralyzed everything but my extremities... then there was that incident in ski school when i paralyzed my jaw... and then of course there's the going-through-two-panes-of-glass story which is just hysterical. Oh, and being attacked by an inanimate playstructure. But that was more bodily-harm related then life-threatening. 3nodding

Did i mention my superpower is "luck"...?


*launch-fling-tackles Nami*

u,u alas, i did not conquer the playstructure. i vanquished the door, but not the playstructure.

biggrin But i have three dents in my leg to show for it, at least.

((before you get chewed about it, ix has this thing with "ix" it's never to be capitalled. ^^;; ))

no, my brothers' driving would be outlawed from the Daytona 500, they could probebly even put Initial D to shame. (ok, so maybe not, but still) they go to an "auto-cross" on the weekends if that says anything about them. gonk

wow ix, running through glass? (sounds like my Onee-san) not such a smart child were we? (note: playgrounds are evil *had bad expierence as well, though it wasn't life-threatening...) >3<;;

oh, I also nearly crashed going down an asfault street in the middle of (my) town, on rollerblades going a good 8 mph down a VERY steep hill, I evened up with scraps all over my arms and legs, dirty (and wet, it had just rained O-o;; ) clothes, and a REALLY sore backside. ninja

and if THAT wasn't bad enough (it took me about 5 minutes after I crashed to even get up, kinda hurt like all hellz and all.) the police stopped me and did a check on me to make sure I hadn't run away from home. gonk

drawer is now paranoid of roller blades and hills. (I've always been paranoid about cops, they creep me out.) and if that wasn't bad enough it was just 2 months ago when this happened. >>;;;;

as far as a non-violent near-death expierement, this last summer I got REALLY sick, horribly sick, the worst off I've ever been in my life, I couldn't even get up to get some medicine or water. o.O;

hey hey hey, did i say any thing about running through glass? No. I didn't. Everyone gets that part wrong. *lifts nose haughtily* I lightly jogged through two panes of glass, which is why i find it so amazing that i actually made it through both.

rofl But man, it was great. See, it was a sliding glass door, and i didn't have my glasses on, so i went straight through it without a second thought. Took me a good twenty seconds (after i was outside) to figure out why i had "felt" a loud noise.

huh... I've had near death experiences... lots of them in fact.

let's see... there's always the house fire i was burned in when i was 2...

the microburst (basically a mini tornado. if i had been standing just another foot to the right...)

umm... there's been the surgeries (56 to be exact) in which something could have gone wrong... though as you can tell, nothing so far ^_^.

umm... letting my brother light off fireworks... that's always a mistake o.o...

hmm... *thinks* there was the time i fell off my unbalanced dresser, splitting my side open on the rough, yet sharp, edge of a chair... (or at least what the chair was oce hooked into)

Riding my bike down a hill, just in front of a corner on the backroads, barely escaping cemis and almost certain death... seriosuly. One time I shouldn't have gotten out from without a scratch is when i was speeding out of control down the hill...my brakes had been out but i was improvising >.> <.<... sort of ... anyways when i reached the turn i realized i was going to miss it, and if i kept going i was going to hit a car. So i try slamming on my brakes (i forgot they were out, danger doesthat to me) well, the front tire kicks in and a try to turn.
My front tire stops and the rest of my bike went at a 90 degree angle (not ending good, right?) well, somehow my front tire didn't lost any forward momentum, and when i realesed the brakes it somehow realigned itself just in time to where i shot steraight down my original path into the lake. Ya... it scared me sensless for a minute... then i laughed xd good times...

i'm sure there's other times but... i can't remember them all ^_^;