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I saw this somewhere but this seemed pretty funny.

So, let's take it slow. xD

First, what time is it? (Just count the hour, not the minutes)

0 - I slept with
1 - I ran away from
2 - I sniffed
3 - I got married with
4 - I laughed about
5 - I bit
6 - I kissed
7 - I ate
8 - I stuck my tongue out to
9 - I screamed to
10 - I kidnapped
11 - I cried for
12 - I saw
13 - I smiled to
14 - I payed
15 - I drooled
16 - I had a date with
17 - I punched
18 - I licked
19 - I winked at
20 - I stepped on
21 - I offered a car to
22 - I fell in love with
23 - I danced with

What day is this?
1 - my dad
2 - a monkey
3 - a ball
4 - myself
5 - my fridge
6 - my doctor
7 - a ninja
8 - a politician
9 - a baby
10 - an orange
11 - a toothbrush
12 - my socks
13 - a lizard
14 - my computer
15 - my mobile phone
16 - my neighbour
17 - a banana
18 - a lettuce
19 - my best friend
20 - a homeless person
21 - google
22 - god
23 - a flower
24 - my slippers
25 - someone in the Fashun guild
26 - a sheet
27 - a dish
28 - my bed
29 - a frying pan
30 - an onigiri
31 - my dog

Now, what colour is your sweater/shirt?
White - because I felt like it
Black - because I was drunk
Colorful - because I'm crazy
Yellow - because someone paid me to do it
Blue - because I can't control myself
Green - because I hate myself
Purple - because I wanted to
Grey - because I'm naked
Red - because it/he told me to
Pink - because I'm such a lovable person
Orange - because I'm just like that!!!

Example: (GMT) It's 6pm, 20th of November and my shirt is black, so:

I licked a homeless person because I was drunk.

XD

Anyway, have fun!

I sniffed a homeless person because I hate myself. xp
It makes sence!

●● { I laughed about a homeless person because I was drunk.

Omg, I must be a douche D8

I licked God because I'm such a lovable person XD

I bit god because I'm naked.

I winked at god because it/he told me to

lol
well in the day you could swich it for the minutes like from 00-30 and the repeat form 31-59 it migth not repeat exactly twice but it would come out more 'random'

Example:

1 - my dad
2 - a monkey
3 - a ball
4 - myself
5 - my fridge
6 - my doctor
7 - a ninja

and then

31 - my dad
32 - a monkey
33 - a ball
34 - myself
35 - my fridge
36 - my doctor
37 - a ninja

if i do that it comes:
I winked at god because it/he told me to

lol.... it came out the same... so it migth be true XD

I ate a flower because I felt like it. 3nodding