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 Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:55 am
If you can come up with one of your own, be my guest and post it. You'll see what this thread it about in a few seconds. Post them individually to get more gold.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:56 am
Why are things typed up, but written down?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:58 am
Why do the numbers on a phone go one way, but the numbers on a calculator go the opposite?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:58 am
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:59 am
Why do people say "No offense" when their about to offend someone?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:01 pm
Why is back pain medicine always on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:02 pm
Concerning the TV show "Unsolved Mysteries". What other kind of mysteries are there?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:03 pm
Do they make wider coffins for fat people or is it a one-sized-fits-all kinda thing?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:04 pm
How come you can kill a deer and put it's head on your mantle, but its illegal to keep them as pets?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:05 pm
How can you be "head over heels in love" when your head is always above your heels anyway?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:07 pm
Why do they still call it an escalator when it takes you down?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:10 pm
Why is the name of the phobia for the "fear of long words"
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:11 pm
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:12 pm
Why is an alarm clock "going off" when it's actually turning on?
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:15 pm
Why do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for medicine, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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