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Valheita

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:17 pm


... help you with pregnancy. Or at the very least, a long term relationship.

Tadaa

Bear in mind though, this is an Auckland University study. Nobody listens to Auckland, bunch of wannabe scholars. Tch.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:24 pm


So, the more you get knocked up before getting pregnant, the better?
0.o

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:41 pm


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So, the more you get knocked up before getting pregnant, the better?
0.o
I thought getting knocked up meant getting pregnant?

Anyway, yes. The more your partner wooshes in you, the better. Apparently. D:

EDIT: My god. If jesus was a virgin birth, he'd have been so screwed .___.;
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:47 pm


Divine, there are other places in which to woosh.... ninja

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:35 pm


I'll not acknowledge said word, or the fact that other ways do exist.
It's e'er so slightly annoying, and other ways...... Appall.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:49 pm


Another reason not to cheat, monotony saves your babies.

Also the length of your relationship can determine the size of your baby? That amuses me.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:53 pm


are you wanting knocked up? I'll do you, but i won't prego you. is this an excuse to get some poo tang?
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:56 pm


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are you wanting knocked up? I'll do you, but i won't prego you. is this an excuse to get some poo tang?

...What?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:36 pm


Shiori Miko
Another reason not to cheat, monotony saves your babies.

Also the length of your relationship can determine the size of your baby? That amuses me.
Makes me glad women have menopause. Imagine the size of the baby if a couple that's been together for 70 years had one x_x;
PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:33 pm


I'll counter you with this, The first born are usually more intelligent while the later ones usually live longer. As well as. The older the woman the more likely it is that the child will have autism, this was shown drastically in Hispanic woman.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:54 pm


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I'll counter you with this, The first born are usually more intelligent while the later ones usually live longer. As well as. The older the woman the more likely it is that the child will have autism, this was shown drastically in Hispanic woman.
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Firstborn point is likely because the parent has more time to interact with them.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:35 am


Shiori Miko
Another reason not to cheat, monotony saves your babies.

Also the length of your relationship can determine the size of your baby? That amuses me.


I hope you mean "monogamy" gonk
Monotony makes it sound bad >.<

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:01 am


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Another reason not to cheat, monotony saves your babies.

Also the length of your relationship can determine the size of your baby? That amuses me.
Makes me glad women have menopause. Imagine the size of the baby if a couple that's been together for 70 years had one x_x;
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LMF, I couldn't think of the proper word. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:48 am


That reminds me of a study I saw which found that women who have exposure to sperm on a regular basis are much happier than those who don't. They factored in length of relationship, frequency of sex, frequency of orgasm, past history of depression, and a bunch of other stuff, and the finding still held. It was interesting.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:58 pm


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That reminds me of a study I saw which found that women who have exposure to sperm on a regular basis are much happier than those who don't. They factored in length of relationship, frequency of sex, frequency of orgasm, past history of depression, and a bunch of other stuff, and the finding still held. It was interesting.
Fascinating o__o;

And people say sex is bad.
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