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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:30 am
"Remember when you used to be a rascal?"The phrase familiar from the last episode of speed brings fans to their feet. Those who enjoyed her last appearance showed it and cheered while the viewers who believed the following superstar was tasteless booed their hearts out. "Flourescent Adolescents" by the Arctic Monkeys begins playing on the the shabby arena loud speaker. Without waiting for her cue from the crew backstage Mardy Wilkes-Booth staggered onto the stage. This time as Mardy came to the ring she wore acid washed blue jeans with rips at the knees and tears at the bottom, and a large grey sweatshirt that hung off her shoulders. To top it she was walking to the ring barefoot, and bloodshot eyes. High as can be.
She staggard all the way to the ring steps where she slowly crawled up using hands and barefeet until she was upright on the apron. Mardy ducked beneath the top rope and stumbled toward the center of the ring. She began lifting the microphone to speak. Her music abruptly ended and the fans became shockingly silent. She slurred through her words and carried a bitter tone tonight, "Would everyone please turn your attention to the magical titan-tron, please?" Mardy spun and pointed to the giant screen, which flickered and soon showed an image of fellow EEW Speeder, Mandy Crason.
"Class, today we are going to learn a new vocabulary word! What you see on the big screen is called a 'Poser'. P-O-S-E-R!" Mardy was forced to stopped for a moment when Mandy Crason fans booed Mardy. "What is a poser? A poser is someone who you might say is 'all talk, no action'. You get what I'm saying? Mandy Crason claims to be the 'Punk Priestess', oh really Mandy? You listened to one Green Day song and that makes you a proud member of the royal 'Punk' family, that's it right? Please, I've seen toddlers that are more punk than you!"
The crowd unleashed a fury of boo's, but at the same time there was still a small section of Mardy fans still root for her. However Mardy held the microphone, meaning it was her turn to speak. She spoke over the crowd, "Look at how cool I am. No! Look at how cool I. No! Look at how cool you are."
Mardy stood still and starred up at the top of the stage as the fans cheered. "I am not talking about you, incompetant people. Look at how cool you are, you are with your st-st-studded vest and your pah-pah-punk rock music. Mandy you are nothing. You are a loser and I don't like your face. So be a dear and leave this company. You're a waste of valuable time, energy, air, and bud."
The fans booed Mardy and they hopped Mandy would come to defend herself. ((Please don't interrupt.))
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:30 pm
It was all quiet for a while as fans where muttering about thinking Is Mandy going to show or not?Then all of a sudden Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold starts playing as The Punk Priestess Mandy comes out from the back in her usual Punk attire with a mic in her hand. Fans begin to cheer seeing as she has come out to defend herself against this pot head. Mandy now made her way to the ring while slapping some of the fans hands that were cheering for her while staring at the girl who has called her out to the ring. Mandy then climbs the steps onto the ring apron before climbing in the ring. She couldn't help but laugh at this new girl even though she was new to EEW herself. Mandy took a little pause as her entrance music died down before looking at Mardy. "Wait wait, who are you? Honestly I join EEW and my first show involves being called out for being myself. Well you see Mardy there are a few things wrong with what you just said.
Number one: I'm not a poser. I'm a true punk that could take you down even if you were sober.
Number two: Green Day is not punk they're crap. Take for example my entrance music that is punk not the crap that some people think is punk.
Number three: If anyone here is a waste of space its you Mardy. I mean come on why were you even hired for? I guess all it takes is to give terrible drugs to whoever is finding the talent now these days. I also want to mention that punks have way better drugs then hippies will ever get. So do you have some kinda of retarded comeback to that while your high in your own little world?"Mandy now has laid down the line on Mardy while the fans are cheering for her standing up to this hippie. Now how will Mardy react to this?
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:49 pm
Pacing back in forth with a scowl on her face to the cheers for Mandy, Mardy didn't know what to do. She stopped in front of Mandy again, kicking out her foot and crossing her arms in front of her. Mardy sized Mandy for a long moment until she tilted her head down and spit in front of Mandy. The crowd booed at Mardy and she finally brought the microphone up to speak. "So you want to play the numbers game, Mandy?" The fans continued to boo her as she spoke. "Alright then, number one, how dare you try to compare s**t like Avenged Sevenfold to the great bands that never get any mention. Avenged Sevenfold is an over-rated piece of used toilet paper similiar to the likes of you."
The fans booed even louder as Mardy stepped closer to Mandy and spoke softer. "Number two, yes. I am high in my 'own little world' but don't think for one second that the levels of THC in my system would ever be enough for even you to pull off a win against me. I may be new to this but I have never had trouble at being the best. In this company I will be the best. And damn it Mandy, you're going to be the very first example of my dominance here! Number three..."
Mardy dropped the microphone, which fizzed as it hit the canvas. She attempted a surprise kick to the stomach on Mandy. Hopefully catching her off guard.
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:30 pm
Mandy was too busy focusing on Mardy before getting caught with the surprise kick to the gut and bent over before falling onto her knees on the mat.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:10 am
Stepping away with an evil grin, Mardy headed towards the ropes. She bounced off it while the crowd roared with boos. Mardy Wilkes-Booth bounded towards Mandy looking to kick her in the side of her stomach.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:33 pm
Mandy was hit in the side of her stomach almost immediately and fell onto her side with the air knocked out of her.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:59 pm
Mardy approached Mandy laying on her side. She bent over, close to Mandy's face and glared at her for a moment. Then Mardy lifted her leg and tried step on Mandy's face with her barefoot.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:01 pm
Mandy has her face stepped on by Mardy's bare foot on found it disgusting and would attempt to knock Mardy's foot away.
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:05 pm
Mandy was able to knock away Mardy's foot. Before Mardy would lose control she attempted a standing corkscrew to Mandy.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:41 am
Mardy was hit with the corkscrew and continued to lay on the mat almost completely knocked out in the middle of the ring.
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:04 pm
Mardy Wilkes-Booth rose after her attack to an outpour of boos! She glared down at Mandy for a moment before turning towards the ropes. "Fluorescent Adolescent" by the Arctic Monkeys hit on the PA system as Mardy hopped out of the ring. She continued up the ramp and eventually disappeared behind the curtain, leaving Mandy. For now.
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