favorite ncis quotes

[JuStxUrxBrOkEnxDrEaM]

one of my favorite quotes is from one of my favorite episodes, call of silence. "The soldiers that came back from the war, they are not the true heros. The true heros are the ones that never returned." ernest yost. another one of my favorite quotes is from the same episode. "If you do what you always did, the you get what you always got. and i want change" dinozo. what are you guys' favorite quotes  

[The Plays The Thing]

Some people say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But guns do help. 'Cuz if you just stand there and yell bang, you're not gonna get very far.

-Abby  

[JuStxUrxBrOkEnxDrEaM]

yea i like that one too  

[xXCafPowGirlXx]

"You can't rush science.You can scream at it and yell at it but you an't rush it." - Abby Sciuto  

[dflame90]

When Tony was trying to get Ziva to punch his abs

McGee: You know that's how Houdini died.

DiNozzo: Ziva, did you kill Houdini?

Ziva: It is possible. I do not remember all of their names  

[Skilled Black Cat]

Jethro I have know one thing...How do you get your boat out of the basement?

just heard that one today.

Also, You know you watch too much NCIS when...:
http://www.fanpop.com/spots/ncis/articles/5981/title/know-ncis-fan-when  

[Commander_Atares]

Off the top of my head all I can think of is Abby's "McGee's wiring my hot box" quote.

There's more though...I'll remember them eventually  

[The Plays The Thing]

"McGee, get your skinny butt up here!"  

[Skilled Black Cat]

Gibbs: She's a He.

DiNozzo: I lost my appetite.

Kate: What was it like to tongue a guy?  

[airforce_freak6678]

jennaluvschocolate

one of my favorite quotes is from one of my favorite episodes, call of silence. "The soldiers that came back from the war, they are not the true heros. The true heros are the ones that never returned." ernest yost. another one of my favorite quotes is from the same episode. "If you do what you always did, the you get what you always got. and i want change" dinozo. what are you guys' favorite quotes

I like the 2nd one 2 bu the full quote is:
If I always do what I've always I'll always get what always got, and while what I got had its perks; I'm ready for something different now.  

[xStarDrifterx]

Oooh I like this one - It was just one the episode I was watching 'Mother's Day' I don't quite remember how it goes exactly and I think it is too new for me to find the correct quote online somewhere (not sure though) I'll edit when I find it for sure smile

Ducky, Palmer, and Gibbs are looking at a dead body
Gibbs: How did he die?
Palmer: It was his dry wit
Gibbs: (Gives Palmer his 'your and idiot' look)
Palmer: Iiii'm sorry, uh, he was baked to death

it was more the way it was said that makes it so great - youtube it!!  

[Commander_Atares]

Lol. That was a good line. Palmer's great  

[Special Agent Chase]

The quote, "If I always do what I always do, I'll always get what I always got. And while what I got had its perks, I'm looking for something different now," is not from Call of Silence.It's from Twisted Sister and its one of my favorites too. Every line from T or C. Magnifico!!!
Reunion Ziva- Long enough to see that you're well hydrated after your trip to the desrt.  

[xXCafPowGirlXx]

if this counts N.C.I.S.:L.A. then G.Callen,"I see the glass half empty,San see's the glass half full,Kensi drinks from the glass,Nate wonders why it has to be glass and Eric breaks the glass by putting his feet on the table." lol razz  

[Commander_Atares]

HAHAHA
That was an awesome quote
For some reason the NCIS:LA quotes don't seem to stick for me as much and the NCIS ones. I mostly remember Eric's crazy stuff or Hetty doing something bizarre