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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:27 am
ok, what's big, orange, and full of seeds?
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:15 pm
a pumpkin 8D
what do you call a gay dinosaur? a cockinasorass XDD
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:46 am
There was blonde out shopping and saw this tv in the back of a shop so she asked the cashier how much that tv back there was, and he said "oh I'm sorry but we sell to blondes."So she left,but really wanted that tv so dyed her hair red and asked again how much the tv was.The cashier said again "Sorry but we don't sell to blondes."So she left and dyed hair black because she really wanted that tv, and came back and how much the tv was.The cashier once again said "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.So she said, "I give up.How can you tell I'm blonde?" The cashier said "well you see that's not a tv.It's a microwave.
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:27 am
skyril There was blonde out shopping and saw this tv in the back of a shop so she asked the cashier how much that tv back there was, and he said "oh I'm sorry but we sell to blondes."So she left,but really wanted that tv so dyed her hair red and asked again how much the tv was.The cashier said again "Sorry but we don't sell to blondes."So she left and dyed hair black because she really wanted that tv, and came back and how much the tv was.The cashier once again said "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.So she said, "I give up.How can you tell I'm blonde?" The cashier said "well you see that's not a tv.It's a microwave. biggrin XD lolz what is the smartest blonde in the world? a golden retriever
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:16 pm
Amaterasufox skyril There was blonde out shopping and saw this tv in the back of a shop so she asked the cashier how much that tv back there was, and he said "oh I'm sorry but we sell to blondes."So she left,but really wanted that tv so dyed her hair red and asked again how much the tv was.The cashier said again "Sorry but we don't sell to blondes."So she left and dyed hair black because she really wanted that tv, and came back and how much the tv was.The cashier once again said "I'm sorry but we don't sell to blondes.So she said, "I give up.How can you tell I'm blonde?" The cashier said "well you see that's not a tv.It's a microwave. biggrin XD lolz what is the smartest blonde in the world? a golden retriever Haha awesome!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:27 pm
There was a big rig driver who liked to run over pedestrians.But this one time there was a priest walking down the side of the road so this bid rig driver pulled over and asked if he could drive him somewhere, and the priest thanked him said yes actually that would be much appreciated.So the big rig driver started driving again and after awhile he saw another pedestrian and out of habit tried to run him over but remembered the priest at the last minute and swerved out of the way, but he heard some kind of a thunk anyway and said I'm sorry I almost ran that guy over.Then the priest closed his door and said "No worries I got him with my door! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:41 pm
There was a guy at a Saints game and another guy came up next to him and asked if the seat next to him was taken, and the first guy said no it wasn't and go ahead and sit down.So the 2nd guy sat and said I'm surprised there's no one here because it was a really good seat.Then the 1st guy said well I had a ticket for the seat I'm in and one for the one your in for my wife, but she passed away recently so I'm here by myself.The first time she's missed a game in 20 years.The 2nd guy said wow I'm really sorry , but it seems you could have invited a friend or reletive.The 1st guy said well I thought about it but they're all at the funeral.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:22 pm
whats the smartest bee in the world? a spelling bee 8D
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:23 pm
Amaterasufox whats the smartest bee in the world? a spelling bee 8D Haha rofl The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up." I love jokes!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:30 pm
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.
Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."
The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."
The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:03 pm
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" blaugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:14 am
Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:16 am
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
(of course this isn't true because everybody knows Santa and the Tooth Fairy are real! wink )
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:19 am
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"We better get some support soon or else someone'll think were nuts"
HAHAHA a friend told me that lol
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Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:24 pm
wat do u call a nut stuck to the wall???????
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