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 Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:39 pm
HUZZAH. Figured we might as well stop spamming Lavy's art thread!
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:52 pm
LOl Good idea, this is a hot topic, i think we'll be doing this for ages XD
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:07 pm
Kyle:
vs Cory
Kyle: Why won't you get your head out of your a**?!
Cory: I'm sorry, was the wannabe leader talking?
vs Louis
Kyle: Not gonna lie, glad to see you got Mateus under control now.
Louis: Indeed. Now I can prove that I'm the better avatar!
vs Louis (M)
Kyle: Great, so I have to face the coward again?
Louis (M): Big words from a weak mortal!
Kyle: You just won't learn, will you?
vs James
Kyle: I won't hold back just because you've got a gun, you know.
James: This baby's all I need- just try and get close!
vs Rae
Kyle: Look, Rae, I really don't want to fight-
Rae: Don't you hold back on me just because I'm a girl!
Kyle: ... fffffffuuuuuuudge.
vs Noelle
Kyle: You ready to rock?
Noelle: Oh, an elemental pun. You're so funny.
Kyle: It's a curse, I know.
vs Al
Kyle : Aww, do the parents have to fight?
Al : No marriage is perfect!
Kyle : Good thing I'm wearing the pants!
vs Jenny
Kyle: Jenny, please, let's not be too hasty!
Jenny: A time magic pun? Seriously?
Kyle: I was sort of hoping to make you surrender via laughter.
vs Kyla
Kyle: Are you really sure about this?
Kyla: Hai... Don't go easy on me!
Kyle: This isn't gonna end well...
vs Bobbi
Kyle: Look, Bobs, we don't have to-
Bobbi: -shoots a warning shot-
Kyle: Oiy oiy oiy, FINE, SEE IF I CARE.
vs Maggie
Kyle: Care for a cup o' tea? [/British Accent]
Maggie: Indubitably!
Kyle: -snorts- Okay, I can't take this seriously.
vs Rio
Kyle: Alright, Rio, remember what I taught ya, alright?
Rio: You bet! And don't forget, you promised sugar after!
vs Dani
Kyle: -sighs- Insert cliché Light versus Darkness line here.
Dani: Stop belittling me and get ready!
Kyle: That's not what I... ugh, fine.
vs Timmy
Kyle: Timmy, power isn't everything! If we work together-
Timmy: The chain is only as strong as its weakest link, and I'm tired of being that link!
Kyle: Well, let's get the party started, then!
vs Mathy
Kyle: Hey, you ready, Shy Guy?
Mathy: I AM YOU. IF YOU KILL ME, YOU WILL DIE.
Kyle: ONLY IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DAMMIT.
vs Dawn
Kyle: Look, if we could just talk it through-
Dawn: What, too scared to fight?
Kyle: PFFFT. HARDLY.
vs Amy
Kyle: Why has nobody figured out I don't like fighting girls?!
Amy: I could kick your a** to next Sunday, you sexist pig!
Kyle: IT'S CALLED CHIVALRY!
vs Kichi
Kyle: Time to get a Jewtacular!
Kichi: Nani?
Kyle: ... nevermind.
vs Kyle 2
Kyle : AND NOW I SHALL DEFEAT THE POSER.
Kyle 2: I'M NOT A POSER.
Kyle: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A POSER WOULD SAY!!!
vs Ajora
Kyle: Well, this brings symbolism to a whole new level.
Ajora: Indeed. In order to achieve perfection, I must obliterate my weakness.
Kyle: ... not what I was getting at.
Ajora: I know~
vs Ajora (Alt)
Kyle: This seems a bit cliché, don't you think?
Ajora: Well, you know what we say.
Both: Life is a play, but it's the drama that makes it interesting.
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Victory Quotes:
Generic: Go Kyle~ Go Kyle~ Go Kyle~
Generic: Poooour Unfortunate Sooooul~
Generic (if near loss): Oiy, I need more practice...
Generic (Girl): I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I tired to stop you!
Vs Cory: Feh. All bark and no bite, just as predicted.
Vs Louis: So long as you keep yourself in the Darkness, you can't win against me.
Vs Louis (M): Stop looking for revenge. You're just as much to blame as her.
Vs Ajora: The Light isn't what makes me strong. It's my compassion.
Vs Ajora (alt): Okay, that's enough with the symbolism, you can die now.
Defeat Quotes:
Generic: Uuuugh, so much faaaaail.
Generic: I'm so pathetic.
Generic (if near victory): So close. SO CLOSE. I DEMAND A REMATCH.
Generic (Girl): That's what I get for trying to be a gentleman...
Vs Cory: Well, I'll be damned. The dog has some bite to'im.
Vs Louis: Heh. Seems I need some more training.
Vs Louis (M): Congrats. You beat a mortal. You're just oh-so-powerful. [/sarcasm]
Vs Ajora: No... I refuse to lose... to myself.
Vs Ajora (alt): Huh. A role reversal if I've ever been in one.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:13 pm
I'll edit this with more later.
Kichi:
vs Timmy
Timmy: "I am the white void...I am the cold steel...I am the just blade-"
Kichi: "Timmy, Shield not equal to sword. And you don't have a mask."
Timmy: "SHUDDUP."
vs Mathy
Kichi: Comon Mathy!
Mathy: GET AWAY, INTERNET STALKER *waves claws around madly*
Kichi: But I'm not...aw damn it.
vs Mathy (Alt)
Mathy: "DESU DESU DESU DESU"
Kichi: "SHUDDUP OR I BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA YOU."
Mathy: "...Desu desu."
Kichi: "BLAAAAARG!!!"
vs Ben
Kichi: TECHNO.
Ben: PUNK.
Kichi: DAFT PUNK.
Ben: ...FINE!
vs Jenny
Kichi: *From offscreen* "JENNYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
Jenny: *Puts Flute to lips and starts playing*
Kichi: *Flies onscreen attempting to tacklehug her, but gets time stopped*
Jenny: *Moves out of way*
Kichi: *Flies off the other side with a crash* "OW" *Walks back on* "What was that for?!"
Jenny: "That might have hurt!"
Kichi: "BUT I WANTED A HUG"
Jenny: "Alright, after the battle then!"
vs Bobbi
together: "FIGHT TO THE DEATH, LOSER DOES DISHES."
vs Louis
Louis: why are you swaying?
Kichi: Trying to get into the zone.
Louis: Over 9000 blood alchohol content?
Kichi: Sakuya San! Sakuya San!
Louis: Cleaning start!
Both: ROOM CLEANING STAAAAAART!!
vs Louis (Alt)
Kichi: "I'll beat you, you darn-"
Louis: "GIGANTIC TAGER!"
Kichi: "PFFFFFFFT, okay okay, you win that round."
vs John
Kichi: "SAKUYA-SAN SAKUYA-SAN, CLEANING STOP, ROOM. CLEANING. STOOOOOOP."
John: "SAKUYA-SAN CLEANING STOPS FOR NO ONE."
vs John (Alt)
John: "There can only be one John here!"
Kichi: "But mine's only J-O-N, no H."
John: "..."
Victory:
Generic:
If won with a flare from a good distance: "BOOM, HEADSHOT. Sniping FTW!!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:16 pm
Copy aannnnd Paste ^w^
Maggie’s Significant battles:
Vs Louis
Maggie: So this is you’re true path?
Louis: And you’re in my way.
Maggie: Grr! Fine.
Maggie wins: do you think we could have been…*sighs and looks away*
Louis Win: Goodbye. Blue rose.
Vs Cory 1
Maggie: *points dramatically* Round 2 mother f****er
Cory: *folds arms chuckling* Future cadaver can swear.
Maggie: grr!
Vs Cory 2
Cory: b***h, get back in the kitchen.
Maggie: You’re unbeli-..argh! KILL!
Maggie wins: *breaths heavily* Who’s wearing the apron now, fruit cake?
Cory wins: You never learn. Girls can’t fight. They make the dinner.
Draw (time up): Well…Wow. Just. Wow.
Vs Zexion?
(Just let me indulge myself plz. XD) <3
Maggie: (walks in blushes)
Zexion: Distracted again? My eyes are up here.
Maggie: R-right!
Vs Timmy
Maggie: Timmy, I don’t wanna fight you. Can’t we draw?
Timmy: No. You fight me as you’re enemy now.
Maggie: So this is it (damn you Cory)
Vs Rio
Rio: Time to kick bubble gum and chew as-
Maggie: D-Did you get that off Cory?
Vs Karn
Maggie: Why am I getting the strangest sense of…
Karn: De-ja-vu?
Both: Yeah!
*both laugh*
Vs Kyla
*both are holding their necklace*
Maggie: I’ve been waiting for this *gets into stance*
Kyla: Then I won’t disappoint you. *gets into stance*
Both: Let’s go!
Maggie wins: *runs to kyla* Kyla I…I’m sorry.
Kyla wins: *Tyue hops up to Maggie’s body, sulking* I didn’t want too.
Vs Kyle
Maggie: Let’s see if you’re worthy, too be leader.
Kyle: I didn’t know this was an X factor audition.
-*-*-*-
Vs Rae
Maggie: So if you kick my a**, will you heal my boo boos?
Rae: I guess?
Maggie: The Paradox!
Vs Dani 1.
Maggie: Dani we don’t have to-
Dani: Put up or shut up!
Maggie: *sighs and pauses* Show me.
Vs Dani 2.
Maggie: okay, we’ve gotten this far, lets see what you’ve learned.
Dani: Yesterday you were my mentor, today you are my enemy.
Maggie: enemies such a strong word.
Vs Dawn
Maggie: Dawny Dawny. Dawny. I’m gunna kick you’re a**, but only cus I love you.
Dawn: You won’t have a chance to strike.
Maggie: Let’s make this hot!
Vs Jenny
Jenny: Maggie!?
Maggie: Jen!?
Jenny: If we gotta…
Maggie: Then we gotta.
*both get into stance*
Vs Bobbi
Bobbi: You better be quick if you wanna stop my attack.
Maggie: *yawns and itches side* uhm? Whu?
Bobbi: *grumbles*
Vs Amy
*Amy & Maggie brofist*
Amy: Winner buys the round of drinks.
Maggie: You got it! *thumbs up*
Vs Mathy
Maggie: Cmon, I bet you’re really cute under that mask.
Mathy: *blushes under mask* ...Taste my pain!
Maggie: *shrugs* Gettin phyced? I can dig it!
Vs Noelle
Noe: …
Maggie: Oh I wasn’t going to say anything.
Noe: Good.
Maggie: Rock on!
Noe: Ah!
Vs Raine
*runs in with a flying kick*
Raine: *giggles* Flashy entrance executed in stylish heels.
Maggie: It ends tonight!
Raine: *frowns* It never ends.
Vs Kichi
Maggie: I know we never talk but.. Let’s make this match explosive
Kichi: I never disappoint a lady. Except when I do...Wait, damnit!"
Vs James
Maggie: You’re going to shoot little ol me?
James: Uh- I’m sorry Miss I
Maggie: ah ha, gotcha! *wink*
Vs Alderick
Maggie: You’re going to use force, on whittle ol me? *puppy eyes*
Al: That won’t work. I thought we’ve got passed this already
Maggie: Couldn’t hurt, hubby *itches cheek embarrassed*
Vs Evan
Maggie: Nice sword, can you use it?
Evan: It’s not just for decoration.
Vs Kyle(2)
Maggie: OMG Doctor who! I cried when Rose died crying
Kyle(2): Yeah did you see that part in seaso- Wait Off topic, fight me
Maggie: oh right- yeah!
Raine
Raine: (blows kiss to male characters) Let’s dance, sugah.
Raine: (mocking yawn to female characters) Ugn. If I brake a nail, I’ll kill you.
(again, humor me ^^ )
Raine: I can see why she likes you.
Zexion: Leave this place, empty vessel.
Raine: aww, play nice.
Louis: If you didn’t look so much like her, this would be easier.
Raine: If it weren’t for this rating, you’d be in my bed chamber.
Louis: Hmph. This’ll be fun
Opening quotes:
Maggie:
- (walks in, drops alchemy pot) uhm. I’m a newbie, go easy.
- Hey! This cutie has claws.
-(Applies gloves) Cut the cheese. Let’s get this on.
- Don’t give me anything less than you’re all.
- You think I’m weak don’t you!
- (runs on stage, huffing and puffing) Oh crap I’m late! Let’s go!
-You want a piece? You got it.
- ( walks in grumbling on stage) If I had a quid for every time I heard jolly good...Oh.hey! Let’s fight.
Jenny
-Tick, tock, tick, tock.
-Keeping a girl waiting? Not impressed.
-Keep you're eyes open, or you'll miss the beat.
-Um..do you have the time? hehe *rubs her head*
Win Quotes:
Maggie
-(Throws jacket off covering the Ko’d victim) “Woah that’s messed up, here.”
-That was amazing! Let’s fight again.
- I missed “Scrubs“ for this!?
-Want my autograph? *wink*
- *sits on opponent* Next.
- *dips head low* Monty.
Jenny
-Time heals all wounds.
-I'm sorry, but i've got to go.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:21 pm
Alright time to be a groupie and get in on this.....
Dani Vs Louis
Dani: "Its time to fight dark brother......"
Louis: "Just try and fight me....."
Dani: "Don't worry I will!"
Dani Vs Maggie
Dani: "Sorry Maggie nothing personal....."
Maggie: "Give me all you got!"
Dani: "Oh I'll you what I got... and more!"
Dani Vs Kyle (Yes I had to)
Dani: "Let me see what you got Light boy!!!"
Kyle: "Darkness can never overcome the Light..."
Dani: "You so sure.... because Heartless did take over our world..."
Dani Vs Dawn
Dani: "Comeon Dawn don't hold back!"
Dawn: "I'll try Dani!"
Dani: "Trying isn't good enough! I want results!"
Dani Vs Kyla
Dani: "Never thought I would have to fight you.."
Kyla: "Let's just get this overwith..."
Dani: "Kyla it will be quick and painless..."
Dani Vs Cory
Dani: "I'm glad I didn't join you. This will be a fun matchup."
Cory: "If you mean quick and easy then your right."
Dani: "I'm not so sure. Just because your making darkness out of your butt doesn't mean you will win."
Dani Vs Rio
Dani: "I'm sorry Rio.... but I have to get past you.."
Rio: "It's alright Dani... but I won't let you past!"
Dani: "The I will have to run you over!"
Dani Vs Matt
Dani: "Sorry Maty but no flying hugs for this one!"
Maty: "Aw and I wanted this momment to be special!"
Dani: "Maybe Later Maty"
Dani Vs Bobbi
Dani: "The Arrow vs The Bow..... I wonder if you will land a shot on me!"
Bobbi: "Oh don't worry... I never miss!!"
Dani: "Then I will break that record Ice Queen!"
Dani Vs Al
Dani: "Well a Fairy Verses a Skeliton... Oviously we have an uneven match...."
Al: "We oviously do.... but its not in your favor.."
Dani: "I'm sorry... I was making a short joke..."
Dani Vs Noelle
Dani: "Time for the Earth to verse the Shadow
Noelle: "At least I'm real"
Dani: "I'm real enough to beat you!"
Dani Vs Jenni
Dani: "Time to Stop the Time MAGE!"
Jenni: "Time?! You have none!"
Dani: "You sure.... because I'm above time!"
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AldrickZearse Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:27 pm
Lol, copy-pasta
Kyla: Anou...Kyle-kun...
Kyle: Don't worry. Come at me with everything you got.
Kyla: ...Hai!
Aldrick: Poppet.
Noelle: Brown-Bear.
Aldrick: Can't be your meat shield this time.
Noelle: That's okay. I'm not afraid now.
Bobbi: Shove it, Fairy Boy!
Aldrick: Bite me, Ice Queen!
Both: *laughter*
Dawn: Our winds whisper through the fields...
Aldrick: But they'll howl when they clash.
Maggie: Woo-hoo! C'mon, Hubby! Show me what'cha got!
Aldrick: Can't you take this seriously?
Maggie: Nope!
(replica one, yay!)
Azrael: b***h
Elleon: a*****e
Azrael: Skank
Elleon: Slut
Azrael: You're going easy on me.
Elleon: You're right. I'll stop now.(gets into fight pose)
Timmy: Time for the student to surpass the master.
Cory: You don't stand a chance, 'grasshopper'.
Louis(I see him saying this for some reason): Time stops for no man.
Jenny: Good thing I'm not a man, then.
Generic Entrances/Intros
Aldrick: Do we really have to do this?
Rio: (fist raised to sky)For all that is sugary and delicious!
Cory: (walks in and revs blade)Let's get you out of the way.
Noelle: I don't want to fight...but I will if I have to.
Generic Victory sayings (for Al and Cory and Rio)
Aldrick: (crouches over fallen opponent, obviously worried)Oh crap! Did I fight too hard?! I'm sorry!!!
- (looks up at the sky)*sigh* Why'd it have to go this way?
- (dramatic pose here lol)You knew this was the price to pay for hurting me or my friends.
Cory: (turns away) Dammit. I didn't want to fight you.(for fighting girl other than Rio)
- (turns away) Sorry, Rio. You're still too weak...(for winning against Rio)
- (revs blade, looking around while smiling manically) Isn't anyone around here a decent F***ing challenge? (for fighting guy)
Rio: (pulls out cupcake) Time for some victory sugar!
- (hands on hips) I told you, I'm not weak anymore! (for winning agianst Cory)
- (dances) Yahoo! I win!
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Vs. Kyle
Al: Mommy and Daddy have a few things to work out.
Kyle: Guess that makes me Daddy, since I wear the pants.
Al: Only cause you can't handle the apron strings.
Vs. Kyle(alt.)
Kyle: The sun shines brightly.
Al: And the moon has to steal that light to shine...Time for me to shine!
Kyle: It's not night, yet!
Vs. Aldrick(mirror)
Al: Um...
Al(mirror): Er...
Both: ...let's do this?
Vs. Rae
Al: I don't feel comfortable doing this, Hime....
Rae: Ouji...
Al: But I guess it's gotta get done...
Rae: ...Right.
Vs. Jenny
Al: This won't be fair. I'm too fast for you.
Jenny: Then I'll just have to slow you down!
[I'll finish the rest up, later]
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:32 pm
Kyle vs Louis:
Kyle: Hold on! It doesn't have to be this way!
Louis: Yes.... it does.
Louis(M) vs Kyle(U):
Louis: Ultima!!! Your end has come!
Kyle: Pfft! Still haven't learned. - Release him! Now!
Louis: So naive. . .
Louis vs Al:
Louis: Still don't trust me?
Al: Of course not!
Louis: Figures... so be it.
Louis(M) vs Al:
Louis: Look, the little boy still playing house...
Al: Shut it!
Louis: So serious. How cute. Come, play with me.
Louis vs Rae:
Louis: A white mage vs a black knight... classic.
Rae: Don't Underestimate me!
Louis: Don't worry... I won't.
Louis(M) vs Rae:
Louis: Lets add a bit more color to that dress.
Rae: What's wrong with you?
Louis: I think scarlet would make a much better fit don't you?
Louis vs Noelle:
Louis: I sense... a deep darkness in you.
Noelle: That's in the past... I've left that pain behind.
Louis: No one ever truly escapes their past... nor their pain.
Louis(M) vs Noelle:
Louis: How 'bout a poem... roses are red, violets are blue-
Noelle: Enough!
Louis: Awww... what a shame.
Louis vs Jenny: ((I really loved Al's. This is just an alternate))
Louis: Such a beautiful melody...
Jenny: Thankyou?
Louis: Isn't it about time it moved onto... the finale?
Louis(M) vs Jenny:
Louis: Play a song for me...
Jenny: Umm... ok? What kind?
Louis: Don't matter, just make it one to remember.
Louis vs Cory: (I liked Cory's too. razz )
Louis: So you're the monster?
Cory: Yep! That's me! what's it to ya?
Louis: Nothing much... just I made a vow to kill you.
Cory: Oh? Is that all?
Louis: That is all.
Louis(M) vs Cory:
Louis: Hmm...
Cory: What? Is there something on my face?
Louis: What an interesting host you would have made... what a shame.
Louis vs Bobbi:
Louis: Oh hail the holy ice queen, may I present... the king. *bow*
Bobbi: In your dreams.
Louis: How... cold.
Louis vs Bobbi: (alt)
Louis: Ice versus Ice... seems we have a stalemate.
Bobbi: Seems so.
Louis: Guess that makes things difficult... well then, shall we?
Louis(M) vs Bobbi:
Louis: I know a woman just like you...
Bobbi: Oh really?
Louis: Oh yes... you could even say we've become... quite close over the eons.
Louis vs Maggie:
Maggie: What are you doing?!
Louis: I wish it didn't have to be this way...
Maggie: Please... don't...
Louis: Don't worry... I'll make it painless.
Louis(M) vs Maggie:
Louis: I'll remove all obstacles.
Maggie: This isn't you! Stop!
Louis: Silly girl. This who I've been all along!
Maggie: No... that's not true...
Louis vs Kichi:
Kichi: You can't do this!
Louis: I can, and I must.
Kichi: ...I see...
Louis(M) vs Kichi:
Kichi: I'll get you for this!
Louis: Such anger... so unbecoming... did you forget your meds today?
Kichi: SHUT UP!
Louis vs Timmy:
Louis: Oh look, the betrayer.
Timmy: I didn't betray anyone.
Louis: And a lier too...
Louis(M) vs Timmy:
Louis: I've got a special place for traitors where you're going.
Timmy: I'm not a traitor!
Louis: Your feeble excuses mean nothing.
Louis vs Amy:
Louis: A girl with guns, havn't seen THAT one before.
Amy: Quiet you!
Louis: Haha! Just like the rest.
Louis(M) vs Amy:
Louis: And so she asked it, "Mirror Mirror on the wall... who's the fairest of them all?" ... "Surely not you," it said.
Amy: a** hole!
Louis: Temper, Temper. You'll never win over your prince that way.
Louis vs Kyla:
Louis: Your drawings are so beautiful...
Kyle: Uhhh... thanks?
Louis: Together, lets paint your last... masterpiece.
Louis(M) vs Kyla:
Louis: May I make a suggestion?
Kyla: Hmm?
Louis: I think your paintings require more hues red... some blood should do.
Louis vs Rio:
Louis: You're lucky...
Rio: Why's that?
Louis: You won't live long enough to experience true pain.
Louis(M) vs Rio:
Louis: You're not even worth the air you breathe.
Rio: Hey, wait a second!
Mirror Match: Louis vs Louis
Louis: Vexen's been busy?
Louis: Only one can be real the real thing.
Louis vs James:
Louis: Let me reunite you with your lost love.
James: What did you do to her?!
Louis: Nothing... yet.
Louis(M) vs James:
Louis: Aw... you must be the sucker she left.
James: She left with good reason.
Louis: And you believed that?
Louis vs Ben:
Louis: Where's you armor, Knght?
Ben: Don't have any. Why?
Louis: Shame... you're gunna need it.
Louis(M) vs Ben:
Louis: A knight with no princess, is a knight without a cause.
Ben: What's that supposed to mean?
Louis: It means, you're better off dead.
Louis vs Dani:
Louis: This darkness... it's like yo're fighting for the wrong side.
Dani: I'm not like you!
Louis: You are, more than you know... prepare yourself!
Louis(M) vs Dani:
Louis: A lion can not deny its nature... darkness is your nature.
Dani: Still doesn't mean I'd join you!
Louis vs Mathy:
Louis: Why is it you hide behind that mask?
Mathy: I'm not hiding behind anything.
Louis: Is that so?
Louis(M) vs Mathy:
Louis: Only a coward behind a mask.
Mathy: I'm not a coward!
Louis: Prove it.
Victory Quotes:
Generic:
"Memento Mori..."
"Let the darkness take you."
"Finally, it's over. Rest in peace."
Generic(M):
"Now, your soul is mine!"
"Did that hurt? Not nearly enough I'm sure..."
"Don't worry, your pain has only just begun."
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:21 pm
A few by me. biggrin
Nick v. Kyle
Nick: *shapes hands like spider* Hey Kyle...A spider. Oooooh~
Kyle: ...^(#&% you, Nick.
Nick: Hey, I could be Amy for all you know.
Nick v. Amy
Nick: Wait, are you Amy, or am I?
Amy: Last time I checked, I am me and you are you.
Nick: ...Wait, then who am I?
Nick v. Rio
Rio: Ready, EuNich?
Nick: ....Not. A. Eunich. Last time you'll get to say that.
Nick v. Timmy
Timmy: I can't be your shield forever, Nick.
Nick: I know...Time to begin...*sigh*
Nick v. Jenny
Jenny: Your eyes are so preeeeetty...
Nick: ...Oh man, not again...
Generic Win
Against a male opponent: "...A shame, really. I expected so much more."
Against a female opponent: "...Forgive me, I don't like to harm women."
Against either: "...All's fair in love and war...Which explains why I usd so many cheap shots."
Generic Loss
"Ugh...Disappointing."
"...I want a rematch, you cheater."
Win with Perfect
"...Can't touch this. Na na-na-na, na-na, na-na. Can't touch this."
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:28 pm
Mathy: ...I gotta fight her? But she's adorable! It'd be like punching a rabbit!
Rio: Quit calling me cute and fight me!
Mathy: But nyeh!
Mathy: Never fear, your dream is here for I am Ma-
Fuu: Finish that and I swear to god I will hurt you.
Mathy: ...Touche
Mathy: *hums*
Jenny: ...Are you humming Let's Do The Time Warp?
Mathy: It's just a jump to the left!
Mathy1: Fighter's Log, day 243.
Mathy2: An illusion of myself has appeared in front of me.
Mathy1: I fear by the end of the day, I may go insane.
Kyle: You know, killing me would just cause a time paradox.
Mathy: Risking the fabric of reality is something you just gotta do sometimes!
Kyle: But, And, asldfkjas
Mathy: So you seek to stop pain... By bringing pain?
Louis: A small sacrifice for everlasting safety.
Mathy: You're a loony.
Mathy: Winner gets to be the new mother hen.
Aldrick: But I was here first!
Mathy: READYSETGO
Mathy: Give us a hug!
Timmy: Get away from me you nut!
Mathy: Nevah!
Mathy: if (kichiHP = 0), kichiLose = true
Kichi: if (mathyHP >=0), mathyLose = true
Mathy: >: (
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:02 pm
Cory Specialized Confrontations
vs. Rae
Cory: (scratching head) Aren't you a white mage?
Rae: Shut up!
Cory: How about I thank you for healing my hand now?
Rae: Eee, you're so creepy!
Cory: Would you prefer swords or tickling?
Rae: Can't I pick neither?
Cory: Nope.
Rae: Damn.
Cory: (arms crossed) Sorry, Rae, but sometimes it is too late to change.
Rae: ... (pulls out boomerang) Then let's do this.
vs. Kyla
Cory: Do you intend to draw me a pretty picture?
Kyla: My pen is mightier than your sword!
Cory: Ooh, spicy!
Cory: (points sword at Kyla) This is payback for getting me killed.
Kyla: (looks down and away) I... I'm sorry...
vs. Jenny
Cory: Shall I give you 'dis pear? (holds out pear)
Jenny: I prefer apples.
Cory: Are you really going to fight me with a flute?
Jenny: Yeah, so?
Cory: Your funeral.
vs. Mathy
Cory: (scratching head) What was your name again?
Mathy: It's Mathy, dammit! (stomps foot)
Cory: What a forgettable person...
Mathy: Hey, c'mon, I'm wearing a mask!
Cory: Let's settle this, Mothy.
Mathy: GRRRR. (stomps foot)
vs. Timmy
Cory: You ready for this, Timtim?
Timmy: (nods) Aye aye, cap'n!
Cory: Lesson 1, Tim: Every man for himself.
Timmy: Good to know.
Cory: Up for a quick spar?
Timmy: Let's do this!
Cory: (shaking head) So excitable...
vs. James
Cory: (feigning despair) Oh woe is me!
James: Don't make me knock your block off again...
Cory: (shrugging) Maybe when I'm done with you I'll pay a visit to that castle your squeeze is hiding in~
James: (points gun at Cory) You stay away from her!
Cory: (laughs) Ooh, a tender spot!
Cory: How about joining my posse?
James: As if.
Cory: That's a crying shame.
vs. Ben
Cory: (waves) Well, hello there Mr. Knight!
Ben: (waves) Good evening, Sir Samurai!
Cory: So you're a Mexican knight?
Ben: Yes?...
Cory: (scratching head) Where's the sombrero?
Ben: ...
vs. Maggie
Cory: (bursts on screen) Back for more, huh?
Maggie: (jumps in fright) #$%*!!!
Cory: (scratching head) You're still alive?
Maggie: Of course! (stomps foot)
Cory: (crosses arms) If you think you can end me, then do it already.
Maggie: I will!
vs. Dani
Cory: Sorry, but I quit the whole "teaching" thing.
Dani: Take me seriously!
vs. Al
Cory: Oh look, a fairy!
Al: Oh look, an a*****e!
Cory: (scratching head) What? did you lose your memories again?
Al: (shaking head) No, I'm here to beat the crap out of you.
Cory: (nods) Oh, that's cool. (falls into stance) Mind if I defend myself?
Al: Not at all, feel free to do so.
Cory: You been keeping an eye on Rio?
Al: (nods) Of course.
Cory: (looks to the sky) ... Thanks. Now let's get this over with.
vs. Noelle
Cory: Cory Well if it isn't my old partner in crime!
Noelle: That's in the past now.
Cory: Got something to say too me?
Noelle: Yeah, you-!
Cory: (revs swords) Oh, too bad, time's up! Let's fight instead!
vs. Kichi
Cory: You reek of japanese culture.
Kichi: Nani?... ah... m-matte...
vs. Bobbi
Cory: A bow? Seriously?
Bobbi: You'll have to close the gap to score a hit!
vs. Amy
Cory: Oh my, what flower is this?
Amy: Oh god, a smooth-talker...
vs. Rio
Cory: (scratching head) Will you just gimme my wallet back already?
Rio: The cupcakes are mine, Carebear!
Cory: (yawns)
Rio: Tired?
Cory: No, I was just making a point.
Rio: (stomps foot)
Cory: (looks to the ground) Sorry... I told you that I was a bad person.
Rio: (clutches Trident) You're not!
Cory: (shakes head) ... (looks to the sky) I wish that was true.
vs. Louis
Cory: Evil vs. Lesser Evil? The losers are screwed no matter what!
Louis: I agree, now die.
vs. Kyle2
Cory: You look absolutely ridiculous with that hat.
Kyle2: It's called style.
vs. Dawn
Cory: Ooh, tessen? Nifty.
Dawn: I know, right?
vs. Evan
Cory: Sorry, only room for one egomaniac.
Evan: What'd you say?!
vs. Kyle
Cory: (facepalm) Oh god, it's the man-period.
Kyle: Funny.
Cory: (laughing) You couldn't lead your way out of a wet paper sack, you know that right?
Kyle: At least I can't douche my way out of one.
Specialized Victories Specialized Defeats Generic Confrontations
Cory: (patented evil laugh) Oooh, man...
Cory: (rests sword on shoulder) Let's just get this over with.
Cory: (bursts on screen) I'm pumped and ready to go!
Cory: (yawns)
Generic Victories Generic Defeats Actions
Across Burst -
Vertical Burst -
Back Burst -
Burst Dodge -
Cataclysm Mk.II -
Wind Slash -
Hoarfrost Blade -
Shimmering Blade -
Skyfury Blade -
Sword Combo 1 - l
Sword Combo 2 -
Sword Combo 3 -
Aerial Downthrust -
Guard -
Unsent Cory Specialized Confrontations Specialized Victories Specialized Defeats Generic Confrontations Generic Victories Generic Defeats Alan Specialized Confrontations Specialized Victories Specialized Defeats Generic Confrontations Generic Victories Generic Defeats
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:20 am
More, yay!
Timmy: Guess you're next?
Al: Next...? There were others?
Timmy: Well, yeah. They got in my way.
Al: I see...(face hardens) Then you're going to pay for them. Threefold.
Timmy: What?! We'll see about that!
Kichi: Fighter against fighter! This is so cool!
Al: (laughs) Baka...Let's do this.
Al: Show me what you've learned so far, Rio.
Rio: You got it, Al-momma!
Al: (ignores)
Evan: THe hell I do to you?
Al: You have to ask?
Evan: That's it! Enough of your damn arrogance over me!
Al: I'm tired of picking up your pieces!
Cory: No one asked you to, Fairy.
Al: I'm sorry for you...
Azrael: Don't you dare pity me!
Al: It's not pity, it's compassion.
Az: What's the damn difference?!
Al: (sighs)...A very thin line...(shakes head) that you apparently can't see.
Al: You!
Ajora: Oh? What about me?
Al: b*****d! You're going down!
Aj: Ah ah ah. I don't go down. Not even for your much more fun dark side.
Al: (blushes) Shut up!!!
(Azrael ones~)
Az: My, aren't you a cutie~
Kyle: Sorry, I don't associate with vile things like you.
Az: How sad...I'll still have my fun, though.
Az: Feh...Just a bratling.
Rio: Hey! I'm not a brat!
Az: Yelled like a true brat...
Az: Come give your 'hubby' some lovin'.
Maggie: Ew! I won't touch a manwhore like you!
Az: You say 'manwhore' like it's a bad thing.
Az: Ugh, I don't do dead things.
Cory: Like I'd let you touch me, Fairy.
Az: Like you could stop me.
(cory alt.)
Az: Ugh, I don't do dead things.
Cory: I'm not dead anymore.
Az: Ugh, I don't like reheated s***, either.
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AldrickZearse Vice Captain
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phoenixianCrystallist Crew
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:21 pm
This sounds like a fun bandwagon to jump on. *leaps* I'll be using the list from the Character Perception Thread to get this done. n_n I'll also be doing some for Janex, Shovi (Bobbi possessed by Shiva), and Evan (just because I have a few running through my head) Bobbivs. Al - Bobbi: Let's go, Al-momma! - Al: You're gonna get such~ a spanking young lady! vs. Amy - Bobbi: - Amy: vs. Ben - Bobbi: - Ben: vs. Self - Bobbi1: - Bobbi2: vs. Cory - Bobbi: Go rot in hell you b*****d! - Cory: Been there, done that. vs. Dani - Bobbi: - Dani: vs. Dawn - Bobbi: Time for an old-fashioned schoolhouse rumble, eh, Kae-chan? - Dawn: Bring it on, twerp! vs. Evan (before forgiveness) - Bobbi: I love you, I don't want to fight you! - Evan: That's too bad... - Bobbi: I love you! - Evan: No you don't. - Bobbi: Will you ever forgive me? - Evan: I can't... (after forgiveness) - Bobbi: Don't go easy on me, babe! - Evan: When do I ever? - Bobbi: How about we just play jenken instead? - Evan: Stop goofing around and fight me, you dork! - Evan: Seki! - Bobbi: Ha! - Both: Love love TENKYOUKEN!!!! vs. James - Bobbi: Box the gnat? - James: Only when we're working together, baka! - Bobbi: Awwww! - Bobbi: DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!!! - James: Too late to back down now! vs. Jenny - Bobbi: - Jenny: vs. Kichi - Bobbi: - Kichi: vs. Kyla - Bobbi: - Kyla: vs. Kyle1 - Bobbi: - Kyle1: vs. Kyle2 - Bobbi: - Kyle2: vs. Louis - Bobbi: - Louis: vs. Maggie - Bobbi: - Maggie: vs. Matthew - Bobbi: - Mathy: vs. Noelle - Bobbi: - Noelle: vs. Rae - Bobbi: - Rae: vs. Rio - Bobbi: You're too damn cute to fight! - Rio: SUGAR!!!!! vs. Timmy - Bobbi: - Timmy (more coming later, I have to leave for work)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:17 pm
(( Great idea Bobbi how to save lots of time! And not miss anyone- just incase!!)) Heartfelt Adventure Characters (Active) Kingdom Hearts/Canon Charaters Auron - Kyla: why am I kidding myself? Auron: Just give your best, regardless thats good enough. Kyla:...I'm going to die... vs:Axel - Kyla:..... Axel:What are you looking at? Kyla: nobody. Axel: Oh that's real smart.... vs:Beatrix - vs:Cloud - Kyla: you're man of few words. Cloud:… Kyla: I respect that. Cloud:....thank you. (alt special) Cloud: About before... Kyla: huh? Cloud: Sorry. vs biggrin emyx - Demyx: Sure I can't just serenade you? Kyla:I didn't think you sang too. vs:Kuja - Kyla: I don't know if I should be excited, anxious, or just uncomfortable. Kuja: Ahh Ma Petit Artiist! Come! Show me your latest masterpeice! Kyla: .... fan boys...* mutters under breath* vs:Leon - Kyla: Why are you called Leon again? Leon: If you don't know, don't ask. (alt) Leon: I don't really have an interest in fighting you.. Kyla: am I not worthy? Leon: It's not that- I just have no idea whats going to happen. vs:Nanaki (Red XIII) - vs:Riku - Kyla: I have been waiting for this... Riku: Just how long? Kyla: Since I had something to prove to myself. Riku: Then I will not disappoint you! (alt special) Riku: Temper your darkness. Kyla: - how did you know? Riku: I'm surprised it took me this long, actually. Kyla:It's too late now... (special) Riku: Can you do what needs to be done. Kyla: Defeat you, yes... vs:Saix - vs:Sephiroth - vs:Seymour - vs:Sora - Kyla: are you ready Sora? Sora: After this- can we get some icecream? Kyla: only if you're buying... ----[Losses the fight] "Grrrr...guess I'm paying..." *falls to knees- hits the dirt grummbly*vs:Vincent - vs:Yuffie - vs:Zexion - Zexion: I am looking forward to the experiment. Kyla: I figured as much. Zexion: Lets see who's stronger! Kyla: I'll be sure to show you! Earthlings vs:Aldrick - Kyla:...anou...Al...I don't think... Adrick: Don't worry Kyla, I'm ready for you- show me everything you've got! Kyla: Hai-... here I go! ----[Losses the fight] "W-well done J- *drops*" vs:Amy - vs:Ben - vs:Bobbi - vs:Cory - Kyla: ..... Cory: Awwwww- why so serious? Kyla: ....Lame. Alt: Kyla: I'll make you pay for what you did to Maggie! Cory: ooooh someone's got a grudge! Kyla: Yah- and like her I'll send you into MY worst nightmare! Cory: I knew it! You DO like horror movies! alt2: Cory: When this is over, you'll forget all about him... Kyla: Excuse me? Cory: No talk- just feel! Kyla: In your dreams! vs biggrin ani - Kyla:Nothing personal...honestly.. Dani: Please don't hurt me... Kyla; I'll make this quick..and painless. Dani: If you can. vs biggrin awn - vs:Evan - ( before forgiveness) Kyla: Now I can make you pay for making Bobbi cry! Evan: Like hell you will- don't mess with me lil girl! Kyla:I'll make you eat those words you said to her! vs:James - James: This shall be interesting Kyla: Afterwards we need to ride the chocobos. James: Deal. (alt) Kyla: Long ranged mellele bullets?... Is this even a fight? James: you gotta come out of your shield some time. vs:Jenny - Kyla: Aaah the sound of battle. Jenny: I'll show you my greatest symphony! Kyla: Now THATS insparation! vs:Kichi - vs:Kyle (Soryuju Ryutetsin) - Kyla: Do you think this is a good idea? Kyle: Not really- but that's never stopped us before. Kyla: Then I'll show you what true battle can be like! ----[Losses the fight] "Kyle...d-don't feel bad..ok?" *falls* vs:Kyle (Bard of Lore) vs:Louis - Kyla: I figured this would happen. Louis: you can always just forfeit... I wont judge- you know that. Kyla: -hell no. (alt) Louis: Show me your work Kyla. Kyla: There's a lot to see. Louis: I don't doubt it. (alt) Louis(M): Not enough red... Kyla: There will be. Louis. *smiles* yess... yes that's the spirit! Show your pretty butterflies! vs:Maggie - Kyla: Lets both do your best dear Maggie. Maggie: No going easy on eachother- show me wha-cha got girl! Kyla: I save something special JUST for you! ----[Losses the fight] "Ma-...ggie? *drops*" vs:Matthew - vs:Noelle - Kyla: So you're going to rock my world? Noelle: What IS it with the elemental jokes in this game?! Kyla: Sorry- couldn't resist. (alt) Noelle: you and I have some things to work out. Kyla: This isn't going to be pretty. Noelle: Now now, I expect the best from you. Kyla: Very well then. (alt) Kyla: sorry if I hurt you. Noelle: I can take it. Kyla: Lets make the most of it I guess. vs:Rae - Kyla:".... I honestly think I shouldn't be attacking the healer of our-WAH!"* ducks from a flying boomerage* Rae: "Oh common Kyla -loosen up!" Kyla:" You asked for it!" vs:Rio - vs:Timmy - vs:Tiamat (Timmy) - Earthling Replicas Aldrick's Replica-Azrael - Kyla: .... you bring shame to the original. Aldrick Rep: Whatever- bring it on Bitc- Kyla: * triggers & flies at him with no warning* Adlrick' Replica: Holy SH*!vs:Bobbi's Replica-Janex - vs:James' Replica-Kuro Oni - vs:Kyla's Replica-Kai - (parody)
Kai: you're are very good-
Kyla: -Thankyou, though I admit you're are better then me.
Kai:-Then why are you smiling?
Kyla: Because i know something you don't know-
Kai: -You're not left handed?
Kyla: - how did you kn- oh... Kai: You've finally come.. Kyla: I'm not leaving till one remains. Kai: you do know that can happen any number of ways... (alt) Kyla: I wont let you finish your work- Kai: then come at me-with all the twisted imagery I know is in within you! (alt) vs:Kyle's Replica-Ajora - Kyla: I wont lose to you- Ajora: -again? Let's face it you're at an extreme disadvantage to me.. a lot. Kyla: Tch-! (alt) Ajora: Back for more punishment? Maybe I cna make you scream this time. Kyla:..... Ajora: oh common!!! You're just as cold as your alter- jeez... (alt) Ajora: ooo that look. I'm starting to wonder who'se the replica and the original. Kyla: huh?? Ajora: -oh...OHHH!... ahaha... -I get it now- That's the point! Kyla: You know you're not as smart as you think sometimes.. vs:Maggie's Replica-Rain(e) - vs:Noelle's Replica-Elleon - vs:Rio's Replica-Qareen - Victory/Loss Quotes General Victory - 1 - "Half of me is surprized, the other half is not." General Victory - 2 - "Thanks for the challenge. " General Victory - 3 - "It's all acorrding to design." General victory vs. Male - "I was told that no man can withstand me...and you've proven it." general victory vs Female - "I may not be as pretty or graceful as some- but I'm obviously stronger." General Loss - 1 - "Back to the drawing board...." General Loss- 2 - "Ugh..Lame!" A Draw -"Well this is interesting interesting." Special victory * * vs. Kai: "The fact you're my copy, isn't the reason why I feel like I've lost.." * vs. Turned Ally: "What was the point of this?! I didn't want this!" * vs. * vs. more to come. Special Loss * vs. An ally " Don't cry over this...please.*drops*" * vs. Turned Ally " Ugh, not good." * vs. Boss/canon enemy "It... can't... end like this." * * In-Battle comments- Combo or Attack phrases Birn Strike lvl 1 - Here it comes! Birn Strike lvl2 (Major strike) - You're finished! Flight of blades[ /b] - (passive/protective)come to me...(assaultshift) Now go!
Lotus Shield - I don't think so! (alt-after repeat hits to shield) you DO know who you're fighting right?
Being Delt Critical Damage - Kussso... (alt) ..It...d-doesn't hurt.
Missed Her - Did you even MEAN that? (alt) EPIC FAIL! (alt) Am I lucky, or disapointed?
Combo attacking - This is it! (alt) "Get ready- *does move* - stings a little doesn't it? (alt)1. I have an idea- 2. -Good. 3. -Better- 4. -Thats it! Perfect! (alt) I can't stop- -... it's all over now!
Support Spell Being cast - Use this! (alt) This will work. (alt)
Healing- Recovering mana or HP - (minor) This will work. (major) Woah- that was close...
Summoning Carbuncle I need you... (alt) Come on out! (alt) Together!
Final Finish - about to KO opponant- It's OVER!
(alt) Let it all come crashing down...
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:36 pm
Just a thought... for the select few quotes where it is just US talking.. if you have a mic- who's up for actually Recording some of our phrases?
Sound like fun?
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