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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:04 pm
Mason was waiting. He was waiting for Trace. Normally this would never be happening (usually they just "happened" upon each other) but well if they were going to do a duet obviously they'd have to do it together. And, well, you know. They'd arranged a meeting place, too. Mason was waiting for Trace just outside of the auditorium. He was holding a copy of the entire script of Dog Sees God and currently flipping through it - he'd forgotten to bookmark the scenes they were considering.
Of course they could just kind of point and shoot for it but they needed a scene that would appeal to the judges. Acting alone wouldn't do anything if there wasn't any emotional connection, and the scene needed to be touching, anyway. Which meant they had to work together.
Really work together.
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:11 pm
"Yo," said Trace, in typical I Am Not Really A Gangster fashion. He leaned against the wall next to Mason (who was Still a Douche) and pulled his own copy of the script. "So, If we want to impress the judges," he said, "We've got to play gay. All the famous actors can play gay, and all the judges are a bunch of old fags."
This was about as basic as scientific method, he thought. He looked very seriously at Mason.
"We are both manly heterosexual men who are secure enough in our sexuality that we can kiss and it will mean absolutely nothing, yeah?" he asked, in a tone of voice where the follow up of I Know I Am But How About You? was pretty much implied.
"So the basic story goes, this is the Peanuts gang. This is the Peanuts gang on adolescence."
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:59 pm
Ah. Trace had arrived.
"I will be as manly or heterosexual as you like, and I wouldn't mind doing the homosexual thing either, nope," Mason grinned. "Also we are actors - we can kiss anyone and it wouldn't have to mean anything." This was probably what he liked best about acting. Nothing had to mean anything except whatever he said meant something. That and the hordes of fans he'd someday attract.
Mason-the-Douche nodded. "I've read the script, you know," he said, looking just a little hurt. He didn't have it memorized, but it was new to him so it was also excusable.
"...so we're gonna kiss?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:04 pm
Before Trace and Mason could get any more homoerotic than they previously had been (which would have been a little difficult), one of the nurses came out of the auditorium -- what they'd been doing in there was a mystery, but her expression upon seeing the two boys was that of comfortable relief. "Oh, that's a nice coincidence!" she said. "You two boys don't mind doing a quick tongue swab, do you?"
Considering they'd both been about to swab each other's tongues in the name of Art, this probably didn't seem that weird. "I need to redo all the tongue swabs," the nurse said apologetically. "The results got messed-up last week. You can go back to doing whatever you were doing after that."
(You know, man kissing.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:41 am
"At some point," said Trace, who did not believe in moving quite so fast into blocking. "Let's just run lines first. How about the piano sce-"
He jumped about two feet in the air. Holy crap, where had she come from? Even if she was just a school nurse and about as non-threatening a person you could meet, she'd startled him, damn it. At least he hadn't shrieked or had his tongue down Mason's throat or something, though. The last thing Trace needed was for word around school to be that he liked kissing boys, because he had a reputation to maintain and That Wasn't It.
"Um, okay," he said once his heart rate returned from its sudden spike into the stratosphere. "What are you swabbing for?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:40 pm
Mason had been preparing his reply - there were so many piano scenes right? And then he lost his train of thought because a nurse came out of the auditorium. Repeat, a nurse came out of the auditorium. He moved away from Trace almost instinctively (they hadn't been about to kiss anyway but he'd immediately assumed that it was something the teen had planned - that would be just like him!).
The nurse words made sense though. Mason relaxed his shoulders. Naturally - she'd only been looking for students in there. Though briefly he wondered - "How'd the results get messed up?" This could be interesting. In other news, Mason had an irrepressible curiosity.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:50 pm
The nurse grimaced. "We mislabelled a bunch of the last results," she said apologetically, setting her bag on a nearby table and starting to get out her equipment. "Yes, yes. I admit it. We messed up for once. Don't hold it against us! Now, dear -- you first. This is just routine, you know, we're not actually checking for anything specific."
This was addressed to Trace, who was handed a sterile cotton swab as the nurse helpfully held out the container the swab was meant to be dropped in afterwards. "Around the inside of both cheeks and on the tongue," she said. "Pop it in after, there's a love. What are you practicing for?"
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:28 am
"Theater competition," said Trace, although he was swabbing the inside of his mouth at the same time so it came out more like "Ee-ah-er Ompe-ih-on," which just sounded stupid. He dropped the swab into the bag and repeated himself for clarity. "Theater competition. Duet acting." Thankfully, the second time around it sounded much more intelligible.
"Your turn, Mason," he said, elbowing the other boy. "Time to make sure no one's spreading nasties like herpes and HIV around Barren Pines."
Considering the student body, he probably wouldn't have been surprised if someone was.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:12 pm
That someone probably wasn't Mason, who reached a hand out to grab a cotton swab and moved it across his tongue, eager to get back to, you know, practicing. He nodded absently, took the swab out and held it suspended in the air, ready to be dropped into a container - he assumed the nurse wouldn't want him to mix his swab up with Trace's, after all.
"We were just about to choose a scene, actually."
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:35 pm
The swab was carefully sealed up in the little jar and placed on the table where the nurse's equipment lay. Then she turned to Mason to receive his -- and both boys watched as the sample on the table started to smoke.
Little wisps of fog rose from it first. And then more and more until it looked like a chimney. Mason's swab followed suit in its little plastic prison, and the nurse seemed completely unaware as she took a pen out of her pocket and started labelling the steaming samples.
"That's nice!" she said, in the tone of voice of somebody who wasn't really interested but liked to go through the motions anyway. "Good stuff, go through your Shakespeare and all that!"
The smoke was a grisly grey.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:22 am
Trace looked at the jar, then looked at Mason, and then looked back at the nurse. That was his sample doing weird s**t, after all! "What's it doing?" he asked uncomfortably. "Is that bad?"
There really was no other way to respond to that other than to start imagining you had accidentally contracted all sorts of horrible illnesses while going about your everyday life.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:46 am
"Er," said Mason, and shrugged at Trace. Science was not his strong point at all. He had no idea what could be causing grey smoke in his (or Trace's) saliva but it probably wasn't something good. "I don't - "
He stepped forward, closer to the nurse, and pointed at the samples. "Are you sure there wasn't acid in the container or something?" Something that contaminated it or something. Because he knew - well, he was fairly sure - he didn't have any infectious diseases! Did he?
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