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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:57 pm

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:06 pm

Marriage is a give and take relationship: the guy gives, the girl takes!

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.

If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.

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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:48 am

Kittali

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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I may not be married but that how it goes for the nieghbours

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:02 am

lol I can't think of a better joke than marriage (in some cases...) lol

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