Top 12 ways to get kicked or banned out of a Wal-Mart is funny, to certain people, and rude to others. Seems like Bamboo is the one who thinks its rude? NOPE! Did all 12, and happy about here. My therapist says Im addicted to Gaia and going crazy. It might be true. ANYWHOO!! Listen/Read to my stupid banter of idiocracy!

1. Find the large boncy balls and punch them down an aisle, while yelling "GO POKEBALLS!!"

2. Run through the Wal-Mart pretending to act crazy. Yell "There's a Spongebob in the Dora section! WHY GOD,WHY!!??"

3. Lie down on the ground in fetal position while a intercom is on, say "There are voices in my head!"

4. Put a Dora doll in a middle of an aisle while a 3-7 yr. old is walking through. When they make a grab for it, yell "Swiper, no Swiping!"

5. Fake like your crying near an employee, say "Why don't you leave me alone?"

6. In the Eletronics section, ask them for a Ipod, Dsi, Psp, or Mp3. When they give it to you yell "Does it transform?" If they say it doesn't yell "This is the 42nd store that said that! You peole are bootleg!"

The next 6 are coming in the next post.