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 Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:04 pm
Azzo walked outside of the dorm rooms. This was only the second or third day and already so many crazy things have happened. He sighed as he leaned again one of the nearest trees facing the door.
He thought last year was bad, but the start of this year seemed to bode no better. He shook his head, already Fallon had assaulted Lucas, Lucas made his infamous rap even worse, and Laney was already having crazy ideas.
He looked up from his thoughts, seeing someone walking from the door of the dorms. He shook his head, he'd never find an assistant before he wanted to do his first show of the season, hypnotize sometimes seem to calm things down. At least for Azzo everyone would shut up and let him be in control for a while, it made things so much better when everyone got along, even if he had to make them.
His eyes, however was watching the figure disappear, wondering who the next basket case he'd run into would be.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:12 pm
Frankie was burying her stash of Barbie dolls in the middle of the courtyard, their tiny little Barren Pines uniforms pristine, a neat little note tied to their toes (well, their ankles, sadly Barbies lack toes) and signs of tiny little tortures all over them. Frankie was FED UP with some of the girls on her floor. Especially Hero and Aurelia, oooo Miss Barrett, Miss Thorne ooooo.... they were so high and mighty, just plain annoying. And that Audrey girl, god, she actually had the GALL to say that Edward was a FAIRY.
Well, Frankie wasn't standing for it, not anymore.
Looking up, as this was midday and not exactly past curfew and she was pretty sure that a trip to the Principal's office was the least of her worries if they got a hold of her voodoo victims, Frankie noticed a boy watching her. Her expression grew hard.
"Do you happen to have a shovel!" Frankie yelled, mysteriously raising her pink child's shovel and waving it around her head.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:20 pm
Azzo's thought were shattered, "No, sadly I do not." He said walking over to her. "I forgot to bring one this year. Normally I have at least one to smack someone over the head with."
He chuckled and tilted his head, "Sooo what are you up to?" He asked curiously, he's seen her before, but... where?
He didn't dare peak over to see what she was covering up at least not yet. He ran a hand through his black hair.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:29 pm
"Don't contact the po po," Frankie said sternly, and uncovered the Barbies with the white (albeit stained, with telling rust coloured spots) sheet, "Its mostly a science experiment. No black magic like this in Twilight, sadly, so I can't be too sure if this works or not," Frankie spoke as if Twlight was the Bible and she was the Pope of Twlight-dom.
Motioning with her hands, Frankie pointed to the windows around them, and finally to the exit.
"See anybody around? I've got some gasoline, and my handy dandy zippo lighter, totally has Edward's beautiful profile on it, see?"
Frankie was very proud of her lighter.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:41 pm
Azzo watched head tilting. "Oh I won't do that, they'd be mad at me to." Watching the barbie dolls. Oh god, Twilight, he suppressed any comment though he could tell she liked the movie.
He looked around and shook his head, "Nope I don't see anyone." He said curiously still watching her.
"So what kind of science experiment?" He was looking at the barbies inspecting them and noticed cards attached to them. "Ah yes, Edward. I hear he's an interesting character."
He squatted down beside her and questioned, "Are you going to burn them?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:50 pm
"Ok well, no. Its not a science experiment, not really. What we've got here is a bona fide bad juju ritual, down to the locks of hair regaling these ladies here," Screwing her face up at the boy, Frankie continued, "I will never reveal my sources. Don't even ask, I won't tell.. Ok, well I actually wait for them to finish their showers and collect their hair from the drains. THIS IS NORMAL BEHAVIOUR."
Frankie was huffy. Frankie was huffy and she was holding a lighter in her hand and had alluded to gasoline somewhere in the vicinity. More importantly, in HER vicinity.
"Yesssss-- fitting end to a bunch of witches. What're you doing out here... boy?" Frankie was at a loss as to who she was talking to.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:59 pm
Azzo looked at her and tilts his head thinking, "Name's Azzo, not boy, I believe yours is Frankie isn't it?"
He grinned, "And I thought it was a free campus, I wanted to get some fresh air." He seemed not to mind her huffyness or the lighter, "You know, there might be a more benefiting way than burning the witches..."
He got up and shrugged, "But I'm sure you wouldn't be interested in that, good luck with your bad juju ritual." He started to walk off back to the tree he was under, slowly. He was wondering if she'd be interested in being his sidekick for a few shows, obviously he'd have to make sure it benefited her to though. Then again how could hypnotism not benefit the young lady?
Even if it didn't bode well he'd have a temporary assistant while finding a more suitable one and even Frankie could have some fun if she was willing. As Azzo walked he counted wondering if she'd ask him what that way was.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:25 pm
Frankie stared at Azzo as he told her his name.
She stared at him as he walked across the courtyard, leaving her with his tantalizing tidbit of a better idea. Part of Frankie wanted to run over there and headbutt him HOW DARE HE assume that she didn't know the best way to take care of a couple of witches? SHE WAS FRANKIE. But part of Frankie was desperate to know of a better way to dispose of her problem but Frankie had never really understood social skills, and hadn't a clue how to ask without feeling like a failure.
So she just stared at Azzo, flicking her lighter off and on, off and on.
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:33 pm
Azzo paused and glanced back at her, she wasn't going to ask. It broke his heart, just a little bit, even curiosity killed the cat so he decided to add in a little more he wanted to see how interested she really was.
He wasn't to the tree yet and still near enough not to have to shout. "Frankie, do you want to know the better way?" He added over his shoulder, "because all you have to do is ask how. One word and I'll explain it all to you."
He was curious though would she bite? Maybe it was part of what made her bat s**t insane or maybe even then it made her sane enough to scoff at him after hearing it. Then again, maybe, just maybe it'd class him in that category of insanity too, but that was okay. Azzo liked insane people, it just made things more interesting, and today seemed to play well with his terms of interesting.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:08 am
Frankie caved. Frankie couldn't help herself, she just HAD TO KNOW.
"I can't fathom what could be better than lighting these dolls on fire and cackling merrily as they melt, but seriously, have at it. Tell me your better idea" Frankie sounded highly disdainful, but she continued flipping her Zippo on and off.
Disappointing Frankie with this supposed better idea would not be a good plan for Azzo.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:42 am
Azzo grinned as he returned and sat back down looking seriously at Frankie. "What if I told you i could make them do whatever you wanted?"
He held up a small crystal and swung it once, "You've heard of the Great Hypnotist Riff-Raff haven't you?" He smiled, "The one infamous for his shows and... one misshaped side-kick."
He held the crystal in his hand as he looked at her, "I can hypnotize them and they'll do most anything you ask of them. Unfortunately the only two things I can't really make them do, is kill themselves and love someone they really hate... For example Lucas would be one of those."
He looked at Frankie, "I mean if you're interested in giving it a try, I need a new partner. I can't make this school a better place without one. And I'd be trusting you to keep the real intent under wraps."
He paused, "Of course if you're not satisfied with that, you can still certainly burn them..."
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:16 pm
Frankie listened to him.
Frankie made her decision.
"Burninate," and lit the stinking dolls on fire as best she could. At least their hair was easily flammable, though the stench was disgusting.
"Couldn't do that to them, Azzo old boy, there's rules," Frankie said this ominously. Frankie said a lot of things ominously, and possibly the only rule that Frankie had ever listened to was "Break them", "Haven't heard of Riff-raff, sorry, and I don't see the fun in having people think like you do. Well, if they thought like I did I mean, that would be ballin', we could have a sleepover and I could stare at them while they slept and that would totally not creep them out like last time."
The flames started to get a little higher, and Frankie hurriedly started piling on dirt to snuff them out. Tiny Barbie funeral and all, Frankie began to hum the Funeral March.
"Dum Dum Dum Dum," except Frankie made it sound sort of cheery and that just wasn't right, "Partner? Naw, sorry Azzo I'm a lone wol- no. Not going there, werewolves are the enemy ok? Also good luck on making the school a better place did you know they--"
Frankie was stopped by saying whatever she was going to say with a coughing fit. Frankie knew nothing.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:41 pm
Azzo shrugged and sighed, "Ah well at least it was worth trying. And I know, there's rules about everything." He watched the barbies burn, the smell of burnt rubber was always an interesting one. He wrinkled his nose slightly.
"Eh when they're hypnotized they take commands from whoever I really tell them to take them from. So technically they could think like you if I told them to. Still working on building an certain army of people, so far though a fair few numbers have been rather unwilling this year to go through hypnotism."
"Though I don't blame them after last year... stupid mishaps." He crossed his arms. "I'd be wary of being a sidekick too if I knew that the last one was killed by...." He got choked up, not really sure why he grimaced mind turning for a second before spitting out. "I'm probably cursed or haunted anyways..."
He paused looking at her when she broke out into a coughing fit. "Oh one of those things..." He nodded, "I'll keep my eye out for whatever it is then." He figured she meant the principal or something or perhaps the cause of his hypnotism act last year to go wrong.
He paused, "Oh, if you find an old microwave, it's pretty fun to watch them burn that way to. A little more sufficient as well I think... Saw it on the internet a few months ago. I'd suggest a building or somewhere better ventilated than a room or the kitchen though."
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:47 pm
"The only things worth putting in microwaves are peeps," Frankie paused for a moment, "and hands with rigor mortis set in it. Pretty cool, they uncurl and s**t."
Frankie didn't bother explaining she saw this on CSI.
"Ooooo, a curse?" Frankie's eyes lit up and she ran over to Azzo, her funeral pyre forgotten. Her wide eyed stare, always unsettling, was traced on Azzo's face like her was her sun, and she was his batshit moon.
"What sort of a curse? I love curses, I curse people too, shhh, its a secret. I'm trying to find vampires, they say that's a curse, you know, to be turned but it seems so beautiful. Are you a vampire? You lack sparkles, so perhaps the child of a vampire and a mortal? Did your father have to bite open your mother's womb?"
Poor Edward, having to touch Bella :<.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:04 pm
"Nice tidbit about the hand, I'll have to remember that."
The second Frankie's eyes lit up was the only time Azzo regretted ever opening his mouth. He waited till the girl's questions died down before answer, "Well... I'm not sure what kind of curse it is, but it seems all my sidekicks since I've been here mysteriously have died. The most recent was on stage last year... Particularly horrible death that one was..."
He seemed to think, "He..." Azzo stopped, of course he knew at this point anything was possible, and the fact he hadn't really seen his father since he was little kind of threw the perspective of not being one out. "I don't know... do you know any Crowley's that've been famous vampires?"
He paused thinking for a second then, Ah s**t, I forgot there are famous literary vampire bits to my name... Maybe she won't realize it. I mean she hasn't caught on my first name was a name of a vampire...
He visibly sighed as he dug himself a deeper hole, "I mean Azzo Wolf Crowley, does that sound like a vampire name?"
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