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Lesse.... |3~ Marik: ....Ooooooh. o ////^////o Oh. Weellll.... >w> *pauses* That could be arranged~
Bakura: o//////^//////o orlynaoyousrstharreally?....*suspishus stare*.....>///n///>
Marik: .....Someone turned bright red~ |3 *pokes nose, grinning*
Bakura: ......i have...a cold...cough. cough. *goes even redder* and a fever. yeah.
Marik: Aw, gotta hate those sudden colds. |3~ *pats head, still laying on back from pouncing* Feel better soon.
Bakura: >///3///>.....so. were you...jooooooking? *squirming like a wiggleworm*
Marik: Maayybbee~ *playful browwaggle* |3~
Bakura: ....Marik this is like tea. either give it or don't even mention it |<
Marik: ....*pauses and remembers the tea incident* Hm. *rubs shoulder without thinking, starting to go red* Would you want the tea~? o //^//o
Bakura:....Of course i want the bloody tea, you wanker! DX (Lol double meanings ftw? + person has been properly smacked u ^u)
Marik: ....'Kaythen~ *gets up and stretches* <3~ *scoots closer too and peck on the cheek* (Indeed~! |3 + Good. D|)
Bakura:....*blinkblink*....so are going to go get my tea or what? o.o? (Bakurafail. XDDD)
Marik: ...Sometimes, I wonder how you're not blond. |D;; *pats and scurries off to go get tea* (*snerk* XDDD)
Bakura: o.o??? *completely bamboozled now* bloody 'ell what was that about? DX (bamboozled XD i love that word)
Marik: *returns with tea and a small cup of icecubes* Back~ 8'3 (That is a fun word~ XDD)
Bakura:......DX whyforicecubes. whyfortea. WHYFORBAMBOOZLEMENT?!?! *flops down and sobs*
Marik: ....You okay, Kitty? o.o;;;; *scoots over too and sits* I got the tea you wanted... And the icecubes are just for me to munch on... 83;;; *pats back*
Bakura:....*looks up*....o.o who are you? *blinkblink* (personality swap, GO!)
Marik: .........D| *mutters under breath* Radamnit. *looks back up at* Oh! I-I'm... Uh.. Malik! 83; Malik Blishtar. I was hired as your, uh.. Tea-maker. Yes.
Ryou:....i don't remember hiring a teamaker....*smiiiiiiiile* well okay then, Malik. *holds out a paw for the tea* since you're nice enough. ^-^ (fufufufu...)
Marik: *hands tea* 83;; Er, yes... I believe a friend of yours hired me for you? Erm... *scrambles for a name* Tris....tan...?
Ryou: Eehhhh? o.o i don't remember THAT. I'm pretty sure i would...oh well! ^0^ *happily sips tea*
Marik: I-I believe it was a... Surprise! 83; Secret... Late-brithday sort of thing. *nodnodnods* Is the tea good?
Ryou: why, that was rather nice of him ^.^ though i do wonder why he didn't get me a dress like i hinted...*sips*...GREAT! not the best...but very good! ^.^
Marik: *holds back a snerk and smiles warmly* I... I'll ask him about that, next time I see him. *grins* Really? I'm glad! ^^; Never made tea many times myself... *grabs an icecube from cup and gnaws on*
Ryou: awwww, its good!....wouldn't you rather have tea instead of those ice cubes, mate? *blinkblinks* you gave me a fright at first but you're ok, Malik =^w^=
Marik: Ah! I'm fine~ They're like popcorn to me. *chuckles* Hah, thanks! *pats back* You're not all that bad yourself. |3;
Ryou:...*inches away* o ^o; donttouchmeplease.
Marik: Oh! o ^o;; I'm sorry. *flicks ears back* Didn't know you didn't like to be touched. Sorry. *draws arm back*
Ryou: D8 i just met you! i dont think anybody likes strangers touching them o ^o even if they make tea. *tailflick*
Marik: True, I guess... o ^o; *nibbles on another icecube and curls tail around self*
Ryou: *Sips* so are you a...like a maid for hire? or something? *randomly takes out a bad of creampuffs and starts nomming*
Marik: ... *coughs* I suppose... *ponders that* It's kinda like a seperate section of maid-ness. o ^o I just make drinks. *shrugs*
Ryou: ooohhhh...*smiles* well, you're very pretty for a drink-maker. ^.^ Though you are very flat-chested...o.0
Marik: Heh, thank yo--*caught off guard by the other comment and starts to choke on icecube*
Ryou: O.O are you alright!? *pats his back* im sorry, is it a sensitive subject? D;
Marik: *hackcough* Yeah.. Fine.. x.x *coughs up icecube and swallows* A-actually... I'm a guy... o//o; *cough*
Ryou:.....O.o;;;;; oh my....i'm...terribly sorry...you're just very pretty!
Marik: I-It's fine. But thank you! ^^;;; I suppose I should be used to it. *snorts, half to self* I have a... Friend who enjoys calling me various feminine names. =w=
Ryou: ooohhh...well i am sorry. *bows his head* i mean, you're not as pretty as Duke, but i should have noticed ^.^;;;;
Marik: Trust me, it's fine~ *chuckles* ...Duke~? o wo I don't believe I've met him. He a friend of yours?
Ryou: Ah, Duke Devlin ^-^ I believe he created dungeon dice monsters. He's very pretty and so very sexy @///w///@
Marik: Oh! I think I've heard of that game before... *tilts head* Heard it's a lot like Duel Monsters. *shrugs off and nudges, teasing* You two going out~?
Ryou:...not yet ^.^ *said with the seriousness of death*
Marik: ...Oh! Eheh. *slight eyetwitch* Well, good luck! 83 I'm sure you two'll be great together.
Ryou: *squeeeeegirlygiggle* yesyes, i just have to ask him! >///w///<
Marik: *chuckles* I'm sure you'll do fine...! ^^;
Ryou: >w< eeheeheeheehee!...*blinks*...do you have a boyfrie-erm...girlfriend? o wo
Marik: ....o wo; *half-shrugs* There's a guy I like, and I'm pretty sure he likes me back, but...
Ryou: o wo reeeaaalllyyyy? have ya tooold him? *gigglesquee*
Marik: *chuckles* Nah... The whole thing's kinda awkward, really. ^^;
Ryou: =( *sadpuppy face*
Marik: *awkwardshrug* We're kinda on a buissness deal... He finds me this one item, I'll give him something of mine.


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Ryou: o.o;;; A-Are you alright there, Malik? *pats on the back*
Marik: .... *cough* Y-yeah.... o///o; You... You know what that means, right?
Ryou: ....Uh.... *scratches back of head* What... Do you think I don't know the meaning of?
Marik: ...Surpisebuttsex? o////o;
Ryou: WELL YEAH! 8D *begins extensive, detailed explination...5 minutes or so later, he finishes* ^_^
Marik: ... *eyetwitch* o.e
Ryou: *looks proud of himself* Joey told me awhile ago. ^^
Marik: ....*twitchblink* Er... I-I know what it means.. e.o Two things. One, you want me to do that to him? Two, how does whoever this Joey is know all of that?
Ryou: Oh. Thought you asked. *giggles* Uhm... One, do you -want- to? ....Two... *shruuugs* Iunno.
Marik: Errrr... o///////o I-Iunno... Iguess? *cough* Huh. *smirks and teases* Would you want to do that with your diceboy?
Ryou: You do. =O *dissolves into a gigglefit before attempting a srs fase* That is a priv... priva... pri... *gliggles even more* |DDD
Marik: *halfshrug* o //^//o *blinkblinks at* I'll... Take that as a yes. |3;
Ryou: o ^o Yes or no? A middleground is bloody confusing. *scratches behind ear with a hind leg*
Marik: *shrugs* o ////^////o ....Iguessso?
Ryou: =u= *pats him on the cheek* Silly Malik, that's not a yes or a no.
Marik: ...Yes? o ////^////o
I knnneeeeewwww iiiittttttt! o wo What're you talking to me for? Go find him! 8DDDD
Marik: But... Uhm... o ///^///o *attempts to think up an excuse* I'm... On the job! ^^; Can't leave you just yet~
Ryou: O.o Job? What job do you have to do with me? *starts to push him* Goooooooo! Gogogo!
Marik: I-I'm your teamaker, remember? o///o;
Ryou: That doesn't matter! *pushpushpush* Goooooo!
Marik: And, uh, he's in London! o ^o *nodnod* Visiting his... Sister. Yes.
Ryou: *stops*...*GASP* WHAT IF HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!
Marik: ...I doubt it... But.. *decides to play along* He did try and sell himself for jewelry once...
Ryou: O.O He tried to WHAT? *facepaw*
Marik: I know, right? 8< To some other Egyptian... Tried to play it off as a 'mutual exchange of interests', too. The guy was trying to kill him!
Ryou: ;^; Maybe... They're having an affair...
Marik: Nah, I think I scared him off for good. |3 We had a noble battle to the death.... But the weasel snuck away before the final blow... Yes. *puffs out chest*
Ryou: And how do you know... There's nothing going on behind the curtains? *scratches his ear again*
Marik: ......... *pauses to actually think about that* I... Haven't thought of that... o ^o *blinkblink*
Ryou: DX Aw maaannn... And... Wh-what if they're... *shifty ninja look* ...Doing it?
Marik: ....For more jewelry! D8< You might just be onto something... *mutters under breath darkly*
Ryou: What if... if... if he starts never talking to you again? *looks horrified and sad* What if he really doesn't like you?
Marik: *whiiineflail* What if you're right? D8 I never thought of any of this stuff!
Ryou: ; ^; Wellwell... This is just... s-s-speculation....
Marik: I wouldn't put it past him, th-though! D8 He's a thief. He tried to sell himself for jewelry. He flirts with me a lot, but when I flirt back he gets all flushed and uneasy...
Ryou: o wo That's a good sign!
Marik: It... It is? 8<
Ryou: Yesyes! That means... Well.. Something good I'm sure. 8D;;;
Marik: *chuckles and looks a bit more relived* ...Thanks, kid~
Ryou: You're welcome... I'll go get some celebratory tea! *scampers off*
Marik: *watches him speed off* ....'Kay! 83;
*CRASHBANGFALLINGTHINGSYELPSOFPAIN*
Marik: ...Ryou...? o.o; You okay...? *gets up and starts running towards*
Ryou?: *half-buried under tea boxes and other things* @.@
Marik: *sighs and shakes head, chuckling* Perhaps this is why they hired me for you, hm? *walks over and starts picking away the boxes*
Bakura: Hire you for what you bloody prissy princess? *growls and struggles* Speaking bloody nonsense...
Marik: ...Nothing. >x> *watches for a bit, tail flicking* Need some help, tombrobber?
Bakura: Oh, no, I'm just fine flailing here all by myself... OF COURSE I NEED YOUR HELP YOU BLOODY WANKER! D<
Marik: *snorts and rolls eyes before sitting next too and picking off a few boxes* ...Hey, random question. *pauses and stares at the box he grabbed*
Bakura: *shakes himself off and dusts off his shirt* Don't even know what I'm doing here... *blinks* Shoot.
Marik: *watches, still sitting* Have you met with that one guy since I chased him off? *narrows eyes slightly* The Egyptian that tried to kill you?
Bakura: *raises a brow* ...Random question indeed. *shrugs and adjusts his shirt collar* Once or twice. Casual run-ins.
Marik: *shurgs* Just crossed my mind. *Looks away from, fiddling with the box* What do you qualify as 'casual'?
Bakura: .... *slight eyetwitch* And why are you probing me so much...?
Marik: *bristles slightly, now glaring at the box* Why are you so defensive? *snorts* And I just don't want my business partner to get himself killed.
Bakura: NOW who's getting defensive? DX Jeez, calm down. *tries to tug the box away* Casual as in I see him somewhere, say 'hi', then high tail it outta there.
Marik: .... *whinetailflick* I'm just worried... *looks up at, pouting* I don't want you to get killed... That guy... I think he was mind-controlling powers like my own...
Bakura; *smirks* Worried about me? *chuckles and taps his nose* I really didn't expect that. But I'm not the type to fall for those kinds of charms...
Marik: *huffs, blushing slightly* Well, if you get killed, there goes my chance at the god cards. |< Who else am I going to ask, Duke?
Bakura: Who the hell is that? *shimmies closer too and nudges* Have a nevous breakdown or something?
Marik: ...... *snerk* Some guy your host wants in his pants. |3~ And... Close enough... *sighs and leans on*
Bakura: *MAJOR eyetwitch* I think I would KNOW about that!! *twitchtwitches* How would you know something like that? DX
Marik: *snickers* You disappeared before I could give you your tea, he took it, and started rambling about him~ |3



(Only need text RP's, now~! <3)

10/31

Brian: *runs up to bakura* Hi there! rember me?
Bakura:.......Nooooo....>.> *Inches away* Should I...?
Brian: *nods* I was that little iZune. I coultent talk before but now I can. *he says all hyper sounding* You are so awsome! I wish to be able to serve you. *he says his tial waging*
Bakura:...*Grins rather creepily* Alright then...I desire some tea...
Brian: *nods* what kind so I get the right one.
Bakura: Earl Gray. *nod* A drop of honey and a side of crumpets.
Brian: *ndos and runs off to get that stuff*
Marik: *nibbling on a creampuff* >w>... *overhears Bakura* Why so British, Kitty?
Bakura:....>.> Oh shut up princess. Go fix your hair or something. *Saunters over and swipes a creampuff*
Florence: 8| *Gets in Marik's face* ...>8|
Brian: *comes back carefully carrying the gray earl tea with some crumpets and an small container with lemon juice in it. He sets it down by bakura* I figured I let you put the lemon in so that it gets the right amount.
Marik: HEY! That's mine, you grubby tomb robber! ...And who is this, one of your fanboys? D< *pokes nose* Get out of my face, fool, or I shall thrust my rod at you! *glareglare*
Bakura:...*Raises a brow*...Eh. Don't want it anymore. I'd rather...OH LEARN TO SHARE, MARIK. *Baps him and grabs another 'puff*
Florence: ......>8| *Chomps on the rod* GRRRRRRR!!!
Marik: *eyetwitch* .... *siiiggghhpout* FINE. You win this time, Fluffy... You had better keep on your feet though, I'll get you back... ANDYOU. D< OFF. *waves rod around in an attempt to shake off*

11/1

Marik: *looks very smug* |3
Bakura: = A= *Wobbling around all sleepy-like, his face scribbled on with marker* Tea....tea....
Marik: *spots Bakura and bursts out giggles before biting lip in an attempt to quiet self* |33
Bakura: *Blinkblinks*...Maarriiikkkk...*Swaggers over* |3~ Hello, pretty-boy~
Marik: Ohshi-- D8 *scoots back a bit, thinking he'd discovered the marker and stares at for a second* .....Kitty, are you drunk? =3= *scoots back a bit farther*
Bakura: How DARE you think such a thing you worthless Barbie. Bloody hell. PENALTY GAME FOR YOU. *pounces....smacks into a tree*....I has ouchie boo-boo ; 3; *Makes puppy-eyes at Marik* Kiss it better~?*Giggles...girlishly*
Marik: *siiigghhh* =x= I'll take that as a yes... *watches, half-frowning* ...I'm... Going to go make you some tea. >3> *purposely ignored the boo-boo bit*
Bakura: *ANGRYFACE* Kiss. My. Boo-Boo. *Pouncetackles rather viciously* KISS IT. NOW. Bloody hell this hurts....KISSITNOW. *Looks like he's going to start biting*
Marik: *knocked over* o//o.... *coughs and glares back up at* Well I can't kiss it if I'm pinned down, you dolt D|;; Where's the.. Eh... 'Boo-boo', anyway? >x>
Bakura: *Wiggles and grins creepily* Where do you want it to be~? Hehhehhehheh.....|D~~~
Marik: ...On your tail. >x> Or, more specifically, for away from where you're thinking. NowletmeupfortheLOVEOFRA. D|
Bakura: You ruin all the fu-....fu-...*Suddenly goes limp and starts snoring* = w=~zzzzz...
Marik: Not again.. >x> Oi. At least he's not awake... *attempts to wriggle out from under him*
Bakura: *Sniffs in his sleep...then grabs and subsequently chomps on Marik's tail quite hard* Steak....|F
Marik: *yelps in surprise and glares at* OFF. D| *whine* Thathuuurt.... OFF, KITTY! *bops on the nose* >X Friggen cannibal....
Bakura: *Omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnoms* >|F
Marik: *mutters darkly under breath and continues to whack on the nose in an attempt to wake up* RYOU BAKURA. >8| GET.UP.AND.STOP.CHEWING.ON.ME.
Bakura: *Jolts awake* OI! Bloody wanker what the hell is that for?! D< *Smacks back*
Marik: *huff* FOR CHEWING ON MY TAIL AND TRYING TO MAKE ME KISS YOU EARLIER. >8[ *smacks back and faces the opposite direction, nose in the air*
Bakura:...*Blinks* Oh well i know where i got all this...*Spits out quite a lot of fur*...WHAT? WHY THE ******** WOULD I WANT YOU TO KISS ME? D< You're bloody touched in the head, Princess!
Marik: *whips around again and rolls eyes* [mockbakuravoice]Because you had a boo-boo and I had to kiss it better![/mockbakuravoice] D| *curls tail around self and pouts*
Bakura: >.> *Yanks him by the collar of his shirt* What. Did. You. Say? >8| I did NOT say anything of that kind you bloody tart. *Yankyankyankyankyank*
Marik: =x= Oh-ho yes you did. Threatened me with a penalty game, ran into a tree, and then tried to seduce me. *siiigghhh* Not like I'd expect you to remember it. You seemed drunk off your arse, anyway. >3>
Bakura: 8| You lie. You lie like a mangy dog. *Prods him* And I -DON'T- get drunk.
Marik: *sigh* Suuureee. =3= ....Also; you sleep talk.
Bakura:....*Whispers in Marik's ear* Soul rape~<3
Marik: DDDD8 *screechhissscootsbackasafedistrance*
....
But I thought mummy said you were a good boy~? >w>
Bakura:...= w= *Yanks back again* Don't change the subject. But yes. Mummy says i'm a good boy~ |D *nips at his ear a bit*
Marik: Well, you aren't acting like it now, Kitty! D| *squirmwhine* Er, you also muttered something about marrying some guy n-named 'Rick'.... And about wanting to w-wear the dress... >3>
Engelbert: *while marik is occupied with bakura he takes the rod and trys to sneak off with it*
Bakura:..........o///3///o Wellseeididntreallysaythatbecauseiwasntsayingthefullnameithinkbutyouknowwecouldletthatslideokayprettyboy? Also, that kit's taking your rod. *Smug look* |3
Engelbert: *freezes and then starts running off.* I just wana barrow it!
Marik: .....Riiight. o.o *got none of that* AND WHAT. D| *whips around, ears pinned back* You again! You mangy kit! *growls and races after, fuming* >8[
Engelbert: *keeps running* I am just borrowing it I promise to return it!
Bakura: |DDD Thank Ra you're a blond. *Follows* Can I kill it? Push it off a cliff? o uo
Marik: Only if you get my rod first. >x> *gains a bit more speed and tries to pounce on the kit*
Bakura: >8| *SNARLPounces the kit* GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE ******** OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL D<
Marik: *snarls, tearing after again* That ra-damned thing was used to carve open my back! >8[ *stops suddenly and clutches head* ....Oraheadacheadachepaaaiinnnn. >x< *whines and curls up in a ball*
Bakura: DDD8 Marik!!??? *Leaves the kit and goes to nudge Marik* Easy, easy. Whoa boy, let's calm down...*Nuzzles him gently*

11/3-4

Brian: fire*twitch* hurts *twitch*
Bakura: *Blinks at Brian* Are you alright? O.O *Pokes him*
(He's not in his 'Yami' state right now |DDD)
Brian: Fire...defiantly...bad.....
Bakura: Erm...well...*Pulls him over and starts dressing his burns* Only if you don't use it right ^-^;
Brian: You said you wanted a cooked steak. I didn't know how to cook so I did what I could
Marik: *twirls rod in one hand boredly before noticing 'Kura* Hey, Kitty~ |3
Bakura: Ah o-o; I did? Oh my. *Pats him on the head* Well...Don't do that again ^^;;; and...*Looks at Marik*...0-0;;; 'Ello.
Brian: *nods* Ok master bakura.
Bakura: o.o Why th' bloody 'ell is with the 'master' bit? I am no one's master ^.^
Marik: ....*arches a brow at* What's this? No threats, attempts to shut me up, or seduce me? *snorts* You feeling alright today, 'Kura?
Bakura: S-s-s-seduce?! O.O *Skitters back* I...you have me confused with another someone with white hair, i fear. ^.^;;; Erm...I don't...
Marik: Oh? *tilts head, brow still raised* Then this jacket isn't yours, then? *pulls out a wrinkled blue dress shirt/jacket* =w=~
Bakura: O.O BLOODY HELL WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!?!?!? *Launches
towards to grab it* D;
Marik: *chuckles, moving it just out of reach* Heh, well, I woke up with it on.... |3
Bakura: *Smacks to the ground after missing, but gets back up and leaps at again* W-w-well you s-stole it! D; In your sleep! Now give it back, you blond wanker!
Marik: *snorts* I did not! D| You gave it to me, you twit. *moves out of the way again*
Bakura: *Misses again and smacks to the floor...and starts whimpering* ; ~; G-give it b-back....
Marik: ... *siiiigghhs* Fine, fine. *throws shirt at, grumpily* ...Where did you get those tears in your shirts, anyway? *raises a brow*
Bakura: > ^> *Shoves it back on* I was helping this one kid who seems to like calling me 'Master' Bakura...He... *Squeaks* Why do you care!? D8
Marik: ...*sticks nose in the air, looking away* ...No reason! |< *snorts, looking back too, smirking a bit* Got yourself a mindslave, hm?
Brian: *is glaring at marik* you better be nice to master Bakura or i will tell Engelbert where your at.
Bakura: M-mindslave!? O.O N-no!! *Looks at Brian and draws him into a hug* A friend! Th-though i don't know w-why he calls me 'ma-'....WHY DO YOU CARE?! DDD;
Brian: *blushes though its not see-able with the fact he doesn't have much blood to make a blush*
Marik: ....I don't know, why are you so paranoid? =x=; *pokes* I didn't ask you to explain, I was just curious.... *whips around to Brain* And if you dare, I swear to Ra I'll... Get you two. D<
Bakura: >8| Don't threaten him, you stalker! *Flails at* Go away!
Brian: *blushes a bit more this one slytly noticeable* thank you Master Bakura
Marik: *snort* Stalker? And don't tell me what to do, Kitty. *glares, ears pinned back*
Bakura:....*Shoves Brian away and reaches to grab Marik by the hair* And you better shut your mouth you t**t D<
Marik: *squeaks a bit in surprise before glaring at* Well, look who's bipolar today! *scoffs* ...And let go of me, you idiot! *thrashes*
Bakura: *Glares right back and tugs a bit harder than he really meant to, keeping a strong grip* Oh stop being a little girl you bloody blond wanker...*Grins toothily*
Marik: *yelps at the tug and continues to glare up at icily*Maybe if you would stop yanking on my hair...! *growls under breath and attempts to reach for the Rod in his back pocket*
Bakura: *Cackles* Oh Princess~ *leans much...much...much closer* Maybe i'll yank it ALL off, huuuuh~?
Marik: *attempts to wrench head away, still growling* I would hope not, Fluffy. *thrashes and wiggles about and, trying to get free*
Bakura: Oh stop wiggling. Pansy-a**. *Plants a kiss on him and shoves him away* Really.
Marik: *turns bright red, and stumbles back* Wh..... *glares up at, scowling a bit* ...What in the name of Ra was that!? >8[ Did you just kiss me?
Bakura:....Well I most CERTAINLY didn't slap you. Unless that's what you wanted, to be slapped like a little b***h. *Grins at the redness* I'll do it again, if you liked it.
Brian: *blinks.* So master Bakura likes anoying marik? Does that make him master Marik?
Marik: *glares at* NO. *curls tail around self, scooting far back* To both of those. *turns to Brain* ....Yes. |3 It does, it does.
Bakura: = 3= *Pushes Brian faaaar away* Goaway. *Curls himelf around Marik* Oh come on...Can't you take a small joke!?
Brain: *eyes looking very confused* master bakura has a split personality....
Marik: Joke? You friggin' kissed me! >[ *attempts to shove away, still slightly red*
Bakura: *Slides away* = 3= Oh, so abusive. *Stops as he hits a wall* Jeeeeze. I feel so loved.
Marik: *scoffs, looking away* Well, I'm not in this... 'Partnership' to love you. |< You get me the god cards, I give you the Rod, and we're done.
Bakura: Oh, no, my poor little evil heart is oh-so-broken. *DRIPPING with sarcasm, and stays put, facing the wall....pouting* What-EVER shall I do? *Mumblegrumble* = 3=
Marik: .... *ponders that and looks back over to* ...Do spirits even have hearts?
Bakura:....*IGNORES.*
Aito: *Crawls down the wall...somehow* Hello, your royal theifliness~
Bakura: Hello, majestic pain-in-the-a**. *Growls at*
Aito: You would know. *Winks and jumps down to sit a few feet away*
Bakura:.....= 3=;;; *Cough*
Marik: *snorts at being ignored and turns around a bit before spotting Aito* ... *frowns a bit at the two, but turns around and attempts to ignore* >3>
Engelbert: *slithers up behind marik.* for not likeing him you seem upset that hes close to that other zune
Bakura: So. Have what I requested...?
Aito: *Holds up a few necklaces* Of course....*Grins wickedly* Now I request to become a pain-in-the-a** now.
Bakura:....*Eyetwitch* Authentication. How do I know that they're real...?
Aito:....*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHS and wanders off*
Marik: *jumps slightly in surprise at Engelbert* Oh. It's you. *glares down at, still frowning* I, er... Just don't like he's associating himself with. *eye twitches a bit, and makes a face at the conversation behind him* ... *sighs, straightening self up* I have no feelings for him, and this whole thing will hopefully be done and over soon.
Engelbert: *chuckles* simple solution make him jealous.
Marik: ....Hm? o.o Why would I want to do that?
Engelbert: *shrugs* I dono. but it would get him away from that other zune.
Bakura:....*Grumbles to himself* Yeah, it'll be over REALLY fast, bloody shemale.
Aito: *Wanders back and curls himself around Bakura* I decided i'd rather not satisfy you right now. I'm more interested in my own satisfaction. *Purrrr*
Bakura: > A>; *Tries to wiggle away* I'm sorry, but you are in my personal bubble..
Brain: *runs at aito trying to push him away from bakura.* Master Bakura says no!
Aito: Beat it. *Flicks the kit away with his tail* Before I use you as a snack.
Brian: *winces has his burn wounds are hurt but gets back up loyal to bakura* Master Bakura told you to go away!
Marik: Meh. *shrugs* Sounded more like a business deal than some kind of weird fl... *twitches again, grumbling under breath darkly before flicking ears back* ...ing. *flicks tail uneasily*
Aito: *Bares his fangs and sends a wave of inner fire at the kit* Go away you little worm...
Bakura:....|3~ *Likes this, actually* Kill him and i'll consider satisfying your needs~*Cackles*
Aito:...*Smiles wickedly*
Engelbert: HEY BAKURA i THINK MARIK IS JEALOUS OF YOUR FRIEND THERE!
Brian: *yips in pain falling to his side.*
Marik: *freezes at the kit's yelling and slowly turns to face him* >8[ ....I swear to Ra I will use your body as a pinata when I can--*goes quiet at Bakura's acceptance for a moment*.......Istilldon'tcare. > ^>
Aito: *Earnibbles and tries to drag* >3
Bakura:....*Digs his nails into the floor* ASDFGHJKL MARIK HELP ME DEAR RA DDDD|
Marik: *turns towards and begins to run towards, before hesitating* ....> ^> *bites lip and debates whether to go after or not*
Bakura: MARIK YOU EITHER COME HELP ME OR I SWEAR I WILL SOUL RAPE YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP DDDD< *Feeling veryvery traumatized*
Aito: > ^> *Dragdragdrag*
Marik: *siiiiiggghhh* >x>... *scampers over somewhat grudgingly to 'Kura's side and put a paw down on his shirt* ...Mine. >8[ *looks up and glares at Aito*
Aito: Excuse me? I don't see your name on him >.> *Swipes at*
Bakura: > ^> *grabclings to Marik's leg* I'm traumatized.
Marik: I'm sure. >x> *turns back to Aito* ....No? Did the marker wash off already? *looks back down at Bakura, head tilted* S'ppose so. *grabs marker out of pocket and uncaps* That can be easily fixed...
Bakura: O.O *Scurries away quickly* D8 WTF NO.
Aito:...*Unsheathes a claw* I can fix it too...
Bakura: ._____________________. *whimpers*
Marik: *slowly walks a closer to Bakura* ...But not if I write my name first~ *attempts to pin down 'Kura by his dress shirt again*
Bakura: DDDD8 *Squeaks and wiggles desperately*
Aito: *Steps on 'Kura's tail* Tch...It won't be lasting...Unlike this...*Makes a scratch on the tail*
Bakura: ._.;;; *Wiggles again* Stoppit. Before i kill you D<
Aito: *Chuckles* You like it~<3
Marik: *growls in annoyance and quickly grabs Bakura's paw and attempts to scribble name down quickly on it* See? He has my name on him. So he's mine.
Bakura:....*Blinks and blushes*...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU WRITING ON ME FOR!? *Chomps on the paw that holds him* >[
Aito:....= 3= This is so not worth the effing effort...*Goes after his Zune'd creator*
Nikki: o 3o *Locks him in a room with strawberries* He'll be happy for a week |D
Marik: *yips a bit in pain and glares back down at icily* Where the hell have you been the last few minutes!? >8[ I just saved your tail! Literally! *huffs and re-caps marker, placing back in pocket*
Bakura: You don't have to bloody write on me! *Reaches into his pocket and fishes for the marker* I'll write on YOU then D<
Marik: Uh, yeah, I did! D| Some other Egyptian came up and tried to claim you so I--*scoots away from* No, you /won't/. >8[
Bakura: Yes i wi-....*Pauses, paw still in pocket*...You -what-, Princess~? |3~
Marik: Er.... >//x//> I... I kicked his sorry arse into next week, is what! |3 Yeess... Exactly what happened.
Bakura: Awww...*Takes out the marker* and here I was hoping you were trying to tell me you want me allllllll to yourself~ *Uncaps the marker*
Engelbert: *walks up to marik and whispers in his ear.* show me what the rod does and I wont say a word to him.
Marik: Mmnope. >x> *scurries back a bit before facing Engel again* For the last time, no!
Engelbert: *grins* well then. *walks over to bakura* actually that is exactly what marik was doing claiming you for himself.
Bakura: *Snarls at Engelbert* GO AWAY YOU ANNOYING LITTLE RAT D< *Turns and pounces on Marik* My turn.
Marik: D| I was no-- *pounced* ....o//x//o Notthisagain.
Bakura: |D You should REALLY stop blushing. *Pokes his nose* Makes you look oh-so-cute. *starts scribbling on his neck* Payback tiiime~
Marik: I do not look cute! ...And I'm not blushing! *huffs, actually blushing brighter than before* D| A-and what are you drawing on my neck? *attempts to crane neck to see*
Bakura:....You're right. *Leans down to whisper in his ear veerryyy quietly...so quiet that he may not hear it* You look HOT. *Snarks and traces what he wrote* It says 'Property of Ryou Bakura'....I would say EVERYTHING it says...but I like to watch you sqirm |DDD
Marik: *didn't hear* Thank you! |< Hmph. About time you agree with me on something. .....*worriedglare* Bakuuurraa.... What else does it sayy....? >8[
Bakura: |D Nothing about a smex slave, nope. Not at all. *Plants yet another kiss on him*
(Fangirls: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL*)
Marik: ....Hmph. > ///^///> *is bright red, but doesn't protest against the kiss*
Bakura:....*Tilts his head and smiles rather...cutely* You bloody effeminate wanker. *kisses his cheek again* Though it's a bit more fun if you resist |D~ *Laughs*
Marik: Hey! I'm not that effeminate. *pouts a bit, playfully* And last time I resisted, you went and hid in a corner. *curls up against and yawns lazily* S'cold out, and you're warm.
Bakura:...>///.///> I am the opposite of warm. I'm cold. *Curls his tail around him anyways*....Delicate little princess you are |3
Marik: Mmph. Warm, cold, same thing. *rests head on chest* Wha'ever you say, Kitty... *grins and dozes off*

11/6-Cont.
'The one where it actually ends.'

Bakura: e.o; *Pats him softly and sets the tea down...still wearing the frilly pink apron* Sorry 'bout that then...
Marik: *grabs a cup and looks down at at* Yeah... Kinda of an awkward story, about the whole Chihuahua thing.. >x>;; *sips tea and looks back up at..pauses for a second...attempts to hold back giggles, and fails horribly* ...Nice apron, 'Kura~
Bakura: I don't care = 3= *Sips his tea grinning* Like it~?
Marik: *sips tea and rolls eyes* ... *puts on a mock-girly voice and attempts to tease* Oh, yes, Bakura! You look faaabulous!
Bakura:....>///w///> Oh shut up. *Nudges him...then yawns* Oi...
Marik: *chuckles and sips tea* Tired, Kitty?
Bakura: Ye-ye-ye...*Lets out a long yawn*...= w= Jus' a li...li...*Slumps*
Marik: *chuckles* Thought so~ *grabs his cup and sets aside* G'night, Kitty~ *pats head and curls up near*
Bakura: Mmmmmm-hmmm = w= *purrs and curls around him a bit*

11/8
'The One Where Half is Lost'

Marik: *sucking on an icecube boredly* =w=
Bakura: *Pops up out of nowhere* Hello Mr. Ice Cube fetish |DDD
Marik: *jumps in surprise before turning around and sighing, slightly red* Hello.. Kitty. > //x//>;
Bakura: Meow~ |D *Laughs and nudges him* So. Having fun~?
Marik: *snorts* What would you qualify as 'having fun'? I'm eating an icecube. |<
Bakura: Well -I- Have no idea what qualifies as fun for -you-. *Pokes*
Marik: *pauses, before smirking to self and teasing* ...I'll just say the ice cube fetish doesn't have much to do with the mouth. |3~
Bakura:....*Stares as if his brain has been broken*.....
Marik: ....It has to do with the nose! |D *lying, but still just teasing* Jeez, where was your brain at, per... *pauses at his expression* You okay there, 'Kura? o.o; *waves a paw in front of*

-Will Insert Brain Break Text RP here-

11/12
'The One With The 'On' Button'

Marik: *huffs* >3>
Bakura: = A= *Groans and curls up into a ball*
Marik: *spots* .. o.o *slinks over too* You okay, Kitty?
Bakura: *Lets out a whine* I think...I ate something bad...*Groans again and twitches*
Marik: My Ra, you didn't try that poison thing on yourself, did you!? D8 That, or it's all of the raw meat... *fidgets anxiously* Wh-what have you eaten recently? *too absorbed in 'Kura to notice Kitara*
Bakura:....=///3///= Erm...M-mixture of...all of the above...? Urh...*Gags and leans away to puke* =///A///=
Kitara: walks up to Bakura and Marik. "Be calm but both of you are possessed by evil spirits and I must purify you of them."
Marik: For the love of Isis, Bakura! DDX *whinefidget* I-Is there anything I can do? *sits next too, probably as close as possible before whipping around at Kitara, teeth bared* Go.away.now. Before I rip your bloody head off. >[
Bakura: I...*Glares at Kitara*...You have five seconds to go away before i kick your a-*Is stopped and pukes again* =//////n//////= For the love of...
Marik: *whinetailflick* I can't believe you tried that on yourself! I mean, you're a spirit and all, but...! DX
Bakura: ...=///w///= Welluh... I didn't want -you- to get sick so...yeah. for sci-...*Flops down*
Marik: *yips a bit in surprise* DD8 B-Bakura! Are you alright!? *pokepokepokepokepokes*
Bakura:...I just don't...feel good...*whimperwhines* D|
Marik: D8 Want me to get you something? A bucket? Tea? Water? Steak...? *curls tail around, still fidgeting anxiously*
Bakura: =///A///= A bucket would be good...*Grins and laughs* And possibly a night alone with you in bed~ |///3 *Laughs some more, then starts coughing and hacking* D///|
Marik: *shakes head and sighs, grinning a bit* Sounds like you've got a bad fever, too... And certainty not if you keep puking all over the place. =w= *pokes nose and scampers off to go grab a bucket*
Bakura: ^//////w//////^ Well then i'll stop- *Tosses his cookies again*...puking...*Feels rather faint* @//////x//////@ Yes, i feel fine, Mummy dear...
Marik: *skitters back in with damp towels, a back and a few bottles of water and drops them nearby* You better not have died while I was gone... *grins a bit and noses a bucket towards*
Bakura: O hay Daddeh~ I dun wanna go to sch- *Buries his head in the bucket*
[Insert barfing noises]
*Resurfaces* =///3///= ...-school today.
Marik: ...Definitely a fever. =x= *siighs and sits next too* You going to be okay...? 8< *rubs back*
Bakura: *Whines pathetically* I wanna die D|
Marik: ..... *sighs and lays down next too, curling up again* 8< I suppose I don't blame you...
Bakura: *Starts bashing his head into the bucket over and over and over and over and over again* Dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb...
Marik: D8 Don't do that! *tugs back on shirt collar, grumbling under breath* Because, seriously, if you're going to die, it's not going to be by pukebucket to the head too many times. >8<
Bakura: D| Stab me then...*Grumbles and falls back to snuggle into him* Guuuuuhhhh...
Marik: Maybe later. *patpats* =w= I do need to get you back for almost killing yourself and giving me a heart attack.... *sighs* .....We are also getting you a toothbrush when you're done. *turns to Brian, tiredly* I don't think soup would help... He poisoned himself. I think if he eats anything now, it'd be another fit of puking all over the place.
Bakura: = A= *Groans and goes all limp*
Marik: ... *sighs and rests head on* ...You had better get better.. 8<
Bakura: *Unexpectedly jumps up and grabs Marik's shirt, growling and eyes bugging out* STAB ME, DAMNIT! STAB ME MULTIPLE TIMES AND KILL ME FOR THE LOVE OF RA!
Marik: *squeaks in surprise* DD8;;; ...No! I won't! Let me down, damnit! *wriggles stubbornly*
Bakura: YOU HATE MY ******** GUTS, SO STAB ME, KILL ME ALREADY! *Bares his fangs, looking rather crazed* MY ******** INSIDES ARE ON FIRE OR DIPPED IN ********. KILL ME. YOU GIRLY-GIRL. *Lets out a loud whimper*
Souru:> x>
-=stabs syringe with medicine into Bakura's hindquarters=-
Bakura: *Yelps at the jab* AHHYOUBITCHI'MGOINGTOBLOODYMURDERYOUAN-...*zonks out*
Marik: *winces a bit before glaring up at, baring teeth back* ....FI-- *watches as he's knock out*...ne? o.o *looks up at Souru* ...Thank you. xwx;;
Bakura: .....*Twitchtwitchtwitchtwitch*

---Kyuu turned 'Kura off here and Marik turned him on. *snerk*-

Marik: .... *siiigghhss and turns on again* ...'Kura?
Bakura:...*Sleepy blink*...Yes, cupcake? = 3=
Marik: Welcome back~ :3 *patpats* Not feeling like acid and fire and suicide, anymore?
Bakura:....=///3///= I DO still feel like crap. But. *Makes a face and points to the bucket* D///|
Marik: If you try getting me to kill you again, you're staying off for a long time. =x= *looks over to it* ...You need the bucket again?
Bakura: *Flails frantically* WHATDOYOUTHIN-*Covers his mouth* =///x///=
Marik: *siiigghhss and drags bucket back over* =x=
Bakura: [Barfing noises] Ugh...Sorry...=///x///=
Marik: It's fine... *rubs back again* It's probably a good thing you're throwing up so much. =w= If not, all the poison would just stay in your body.
Bakura:....*Purrs and lays down*...You should massage me...=//////w//////= My back hurts from all this bloody hurling...
Marik: Sure~ o wo *scoots a bit closer too and starts to massage upper half of back*
Bakura:.....*Muurrrrrrrssssss*....=///w///= Iloveyou~ *Melts from the relaxation* Feels good~
Marik: Heheh... o ////^////o Not... A problem...! *works way down slowly*
Bakura: Bloody 'ell, Marik, did you take a class in massage? *Makes an odd little happy noise* =//////w//////=
Marik: *shrugs and chuckles a bit* Takes practice, I guess. I've massaged a few people before. *warks way back up again* Heh, I'm told I've always been good with my hands~
Bakura:....*Completely fails to keep his mind out of the gutter this time* O//////////////////////////////x//////////////////////////////O Orlynao?
Marik: Mm-hm~! Very good. *has no idea it was dirty sounding* So! ^^ *pats back* Feel better now?
Bakura:...=////////////////////w////////////////////= You should show me more of your amazing hand skills~ *Eyebrow waggle*
Marik: ....Hm? o wo; *doesn't get it* And why are you blushing so mu....... *longpause* ....Oooooh. Oh. >/////x/////> *thwaps*
Bakura: *Thwap'd*...Ow. *Snerks* You are truly blond, Marik. *Leans his head back and smooches him randomly*

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11/14
'The One With The American Hippie'

Marik: *jumps in surprise and takes head off shoulder* Sorry, sorry! DD8
Bakura: *Whimpers softly and gingerly touches his shoulder, only to screech again* ******** b***h...I think...she either...dislocated it...or broke it...*Whimpers...then straightens up*....>.<;;;
Marik: *bites lip, watching* Should I go get something...? Get some bandages to patch you up, make a sling...? *fidgets*
Bakura: *Sitting as straight as he can, trying to not cry*....I'll be fine, Marik. Nothing I haven't gotten...or been through before.
Florence: >w> *Sneaks up...and smacks 'Kura on the shoulder then RUNS LIKE HELL* HEEEHEEEHEEHEEE!
Bakura: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!* ASDFGHJHKG I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *Chases after, only to trip over himself* .....RadamnsonofOsiris...
Willow: * Looked at the screeching Bakura* " I guess that's my que." *She walks over to were he was.*
Marik: You sure? 8< I could alwa---*cut off by the screech* ... @w@; I think I've gone temporarily deaf. *looks back over to Bakura* Oi... *shakes head and trots over too* You alright...?
Bakura: *Growling angrily, in pain* I...really...hurt...bad...
Willow: * Looks at Ajax from were she was standing* " Hi, give me a sec it seems he hurt himself." * She turns her attetion to Bakura*
Marik: *curls tail around, pressing up against* Now do you want me to get those bandages? = w=
Willow: " No, I don't. Just going to put him out of his miseray." * She puts her paws close to Bakura's injured shoulder.*
Bakura: Yes...PLEASE...*Can't really move cuz he doesn't want to hurt anymore at the moment...then jumps up and snarls at the female* BACK THE ******** OFF, FREAKOZOID! D<
Willow: " Do you want your shoulder fixed or not you a*****e!!!"
Bakura: *Bristles and snarls, pinning his ears flat against his head* Not. By. You. Now go away! *Snaps at*
Willow: " You know it could heal in less then 5 minutes if you let me do it, but fine if you want it like that be in pain for weeks because its broken."
Marik: Kay~ One sec--Bakura! D< *grabs by shirt and jerks back* Quit that, already! *grumbles under breath* For the love of Ra...! *looks up at the girl* I don't think we need your services at the moment. =n= I'm perfectly ca--HEY. D8< Don't you call him an a*****e, witch! *snarltailflick*
Bakura: *Snarls angrily and fights to get free for a moment before wincing and sitting still...looking like Christmas has been cancelled* Radamnbitch...*Snarls*
Marik: *petpets head* Good Kitty. =n= Now, can I trust you to not tear out someone's throat while I go get bandages, or do I need to drag you along~?
Bakura: *Lowers his head as he's patted each time*...While you can still see me. yes. As soon as I'm out of your line of sight....no dice = n= *Digs his claws into the ground*
Marik: ...Hm. Well.. *turns to Willow* If he starts attacking you, just yell for me. = x=; Loudly. Ifyou'renotalreadydead. *coughs and turns back to Bakura* ....I'll be right back~ *gets up and wanders off*
Bakura: *Sitting still*...I won't start anything but I'll finish it...*Hunched over, all bloody and snarling...looking like something from hell*
Marik: *returns with bandages and spots Bakura* .... *frowns and slinks over* You.. Really.. Don't look good... *drops the bandages near and looks over, still frowning*
Bakura:.....I don't -LOOK- good? *Looks up with bloodshot red eyes* No s**t, sherlock. You should see what my INSIDES LOOK LIKE.
Marik: *rolls eyes and starts to bandage up* Probably all black and shriveled~ = w= You are 3000 years old, after all. *pauses and stares at a blood-spattered part on his cheek* Hm.. *licks paw and attempts to wipe off* ... *mumbles to self, still wiping* You've really got to stop being so quick to jump into a fight...
Bakura: *Eyetwitch* I am NOT a mummy, thank you...*Grumbles and stays still* As long as no more crazy-a** women come along...Then again you LIIIIIKE women...= n=
Marik: *snorts* They seem to be quite drawn to you. don't the-..... *pauses and makes a face at* ...Yes, which is exactly why I've kissed you so many times. = //x//= *mutters under breath darkly and continues to bandage up*
Bakura: = x= Yeah yeah. I'm just irresistible to crazy psychopaths and fake 'oh, i'll heal you' crazies. Not to mention wanna-be priestesses. *Huffs and mutters under his breath as well* Only cuz you wanna shut me up I bet. Or other ulterior motives = x=
Marik: *snorts* Obviously, if they've all been attacking you. Maybe you just have some kind of crazy-lady attractor or something.... *pauses again for a minute* .....Well, then, why have you been kissing me? =x= Then again, it's just a joke, am I right? Like you said that first time? *flicks tail and continues to bandage*
Bakura: *Huffs and stays quiet, muttering to himself* >///>
Marik: I'll take that as a 'yes'. >x> *ties up one more bandage and steps back, ears flicked back* Well, you should be done. No more fighting for you until you're better. *pokes chest and narrows eyes at*
Bakura: >x>....*Huffs and lays down* Yes, MUMMY. I'll stay put like a good little b-
Ai: *Happens to walk past, carrying a dead bird with several knives stuck in it, humming 'It's a Small World'*
Bakura: *Bristles, snarls and gets up as if to chase her down*
Marik: Good. If you da-- *also spots and watches him get up* Hellno. >8[ *grabs by back of shirt collar and jerks back* Do you want to kill yourself? *bristles, and watches Ai from the corner of his eye*
Bakura: *Snarling and straining against Marik's grip* Lemme at her...Lemme at her...I'll rip that smile off her face...*Snaps his jaws together repeatedly and starts to salivate...er...foam at the mouth*
Marik: NO. >[ *pokes his shoulder harshly and attempts to reel back in* If anything, I should kick her a** for almost killing you.
Bakura: *Yelps and cowers back, tearing up* That bloody hurts! D| And I can kick my own share of asses KTHX. *Adorably Epic Pouting Maneuver*
Marik: *siiigghhss* Not like this you can't. |< .... *sighs again at the pouting and whines a bit* I.. I Just don't want you to kill yourself, okay..? ...*coughs, and attempts to cover self up* Ehm... The gods cards aren't going to win themselves. >x>
Bakura: YeahYeahYeah...*Snorts and rubs his eyes* NOW I'm feeling tired...= A=;; *Mumbles something that sounds like 'like'*
Marik: Well, then take a nap or something. *curls tail around self, and frowns at* Did you say something...?
Bakura: *Snorts* I take a nap and all hell will break loose...*blinks and sighs*...I said i'm sorry i like you. There. Bob's your uncle. *Huffs and lays his head down*
Marik: .... *winces at that ever so slightly before making a face at* Who's Bob? I never had an uncle named Bob. =x= *grumbles* And I'm sure you'll be fine if you slept for a few minutes. *pokes*
Bakura: >x< It's a saying, Marik. It means 'There you have it'. *Whimpers at the poke and nips at, not really having any more strength*...Murrrr...*Scoots closer to and curls up next to*
Marik: *sighs* You and your weird sayings. |< *lets him curl up, and curls tail around somewhat protectively* ... *sighs again and starts to hum a tune*
Bakura:...= w=~<3 You have a fairly good voice, Tombkeeper~ *Lets out a contented sigh and tilts his head side to side*
Marik: *chuckles a bit* The song's a bit pointless though... I'm humming a tune about defeating imaginary and slaying demons monsters to the king of demons himself. *grins and plays with a bit of his hair, continuing to hum*
Bakura: *Chuckles and leans against him* Sounds like an everyday fairytale to me~
Marik: Yeah.. *chuckles and plays the music from the speakers on his shoulders softly* My sister would sing it to me occasionally... So much for that, hm? *flicks tail and continues to play with hair* I'm partnered with a cannibalistic 3000 year old spirit. I'm mot much of a demonslayer.
Bakura: *smiles and closes his eyes* I -Really- don't consider myself a cannibal...Maybe a Carnivore...*Nips at Marik's leg, grinning*

----FOREVER LOST IM RP HERE D;----

Bakura: Eh...Mostly Roots and flowers and that...The hallucinogens she keeps for special occasions...*Flicks his tail, limping a bit slowly now*
Marik: ...Huh. Alright. *notices his slowing down and looks over too* I don't have to carry you, do I? *grins*
Bakura: *Grins and bumps against him* Bridal-style~? *Chuckles and winces* Ah...Think i got a Rib cracked too...
Marik: *snorts* If I had too... *frowns as he winces* Seriously, do you want me to carry you, or something? Or do you want to lean on me...? *nudges gently*
Bakura: Well we're almost there...*Twitches his ear but leans against him anyways* Almost there...
Song: *Sitting in her tent blasting the Beatles and smoking...something....*
Marik: I think I can hear it... *chuckles and pauses for a second before singing* Lean on me, when you're not stro-ong, and I'll be your fri-end~ *snickers*
Bakura: Yeaaahhhh...I hear Her...*Snerks* I'll help you carry on~ For it won't be long, 'Til I'm gonna need...Somebody to leaaaaaan on~ |///3
Song: *Pokes her head out* Very nice you two. Now either get in here or walk by. *Goes back in*
Marik: *chuckles* Seems like you're already leaning on someone~ *nuzzles behind ear and slips into the tent*
Bakura: *Purrs and slips in with* Of course, Marik~ *Chuckles and waves a paw* 'Ello, poppet~
Song: For the love of Christ...*Stares at him, taking a drag from her...erm...'cigarette'* Didja get into a fight with a lawnmower or something? *Starts taking out jars and bottles and boxes from the drawers and shelves*
Marik: *chuckles* Close enough... *watches her curiously, sitting down*
Bakura: *Rolls his eyes* Just a crazy psycho b***h. I need to feel better.
Song: *Smirks as she inspects his torn-up tail* Really? Wanna get better to bang your boyfriend here better? *Laughs*
Bakura: o////////////////////////////////o NO! For the love of Isis i just want to feel better! D//////|
Marik: o////////////////////////////////////////////o .... *coughsqueaklongpause* .....So. Ehm. Wh...What're you going to give him? o////^////o
Song: Well for them bones he seems to have snapped, I'll be makin a juice mix ta speed up the process of healing...and for these...*Jabs at one of his many gashes*
Bakura: *YELPS and clings to Marik, eyes watering again* >////////<;;;
Song: *Smirks* A mash. *Starts taking out a bunch of bottles with different-colored liquid* You two can make out while i make the fixins.
Bakura: D//////| Song for the fifteenth bloody time....>//////////////////////////////////////<
Marik: *narrows eyes slightly as she pokes him, and continues to watch* Well, thank you, Song. ^///^; We really appreciate it. *turns back to 'Kura, grinning teasingly* Aww, you mean we can't~? |3
Bakura: Thank you So-.....*Snerks and leans his face close to Marik's* You sayin' ya wanna~?
Song: |3~ *Giggles, snuffs out her join-...er...cigarette and starts mixing juices* Jeeze. Get a room.
Bakura: *looks around*...We're in one |3~ *Cackles*
Song: *SNERKS and keeps working*
Marik: *snickers at their conversation* ...Maaayyybee~ |//3
Bakura: *Huffs and leans back on Marik* Ehhh u/////./////u Even if i wanted to...I don't feel up to it...
Song: *OVERTHETOPREACTION!* Whaaaat? >w> *Pulls at his ear* You're always talking about raping him...now you're not up to it? Hell just froze over!
Bakura: >//////////////////////////////////////////////////< Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!
Marik: *snerks* I think it might just have... That, or he's more sick than we thought he was.... |///3~ *nuzzles back of 'Kura's ear* ......Or the apocalypse just started. One of those three.
Song: *Chuckles* One of the three~ |3 *starts shaking a bottle*
Bakura: Oh sod off you two >/////////< I swear to Ra i'll...*Purrs and leans against Marik's nuzzles* |//////3~~~~
Marik: You'll purr like a cat, hmm~? |3~ *nips at ear, chuckling*
Bakura: Shut up...>////n////> *Elbows him then yips in pain* >.<;;;
Song: *Chuckles and turns around, holding a cup of...something* Alright you. *Gives it to 'Kura* Drink it while i work on the goop for your wounds. *Turns back to work*
Bakura: A'ight~ *Gulps it down...then starts sputtering and choking* ORA THIS STUFF IS AWFUL D|
Song: DRINK IT. *Keeps working~*
Bakura:....*Stares at the cup*....>.>;;;;
Marik: *watches him for a minute* C'mon, Kitty~ *nudges gently* Doctor and Song's orders~ <3 It's about the only way you can get better...
Bakura: >x>;;;; *Whimpers* Can I...at least have some...honey?
Song: >8| *Looks at him with an evil eye, adjusting her glasses* THAT IS NOT TEA. IT IS MEANT TO HELP YOU.
Bakura: *Cowers against Marik and starts gulping, making a face*
Marik: *nuzzles the back of his ear again* Just don't throw it back up.. You can do it....~
Bakura: *Finishes...swallows....then makes a disgusted face* > xO EWWWWW. *Attempts to clean his tongue on Marik's shirt* >P
Song: *Mashing things*
Marik: Good jo---WHATAREYOUDOING? D| *flails* Stop licking my shirt...! I mean, I know it was bad, but...!
Bakura:...Oh fine. *Licks the corner of his mouth* That better~? |///3
Song: *Snerks and starts scraping everything she's mashed into a big bowl*
Marik: ...*majorblush* o//////////o ....I-I guess....?
Bakura: >w> *Licks again*
Song: Okay, stop making out now. *Slaps some of the goop...which looks a sickly green...on his tail woulds*
Bakura: *SCREECH* OH MY GOD THAT STINGS! *Yanks his tail away* NO D<
Song: YES. *Yanks it back and keeps smearing*
Marik: *huffblushes and watches* Remember, it's the only way you'll get better quickly~ >w> *nips at ear and turns to Song* So, ah, Song, this won't give him hallucinations or anything, right? o ^o;
Bakura: >///n///> Yeah. Quicker i get better the quicker i can fu-*SCREECH* OW SONG D|
Song: Watch your mouth, you big baby...*Grins at Marik as she starts on Bakura's arm wounds* There's a slight chance with everything i have one ingest. Buuuuutttt, if you specifically WANT him to go coocoo...*Smirks*
Marik: *laughs weakly* More like the opposite.... I have no idea how Ki--Bakura'd act if he was.. o ^o; Iwouldalsofearformysafety *coughs* Just kind of a wait and see sort of thing though, hm?
Bakura: D| *Lays against Marik, whimpering pitifully, crying a little* It...stings...Andiheardthat > ^>
Song: *stops and grabs something else and hands it to Marik* Here~ *Continues finishing up Bakura's back*
Marik: Heard what? >w> I said nothing~ *nuzzles again before staring at the thing he was handed* ....Am I supposed to eat this or something? o ^o *curls tail around 'Kura*
Bakura: |///3 You know you said something. *Nips at his lower jaw* You sh- *YIPE*
Song: Yes. Eat it. *Laughs* Alright, Done with that. *Walks out of the tent to go and wash out the bowl*
Marik: Pssh, not my fault I'm afraid for my well being if you were all drugged-up or something. = //w//= You'd probably act like you did when you were drunk. That was scary. *nibbles on the thing* ....OwO! 'Kura, I have no idea what you're talking about, with the stuff tasting bad... *takes larger bites* This thing's delicious! *tailwag*
Bakura:....>.> Gimmie that. *goes to...bite it out of his mouth* 3///|<
Marik: Hellnothisismine. D|< *jams the rest of it in his mouth and scoots away from, tail flicking* Ge' 'ur ohwn...!
Bakura: 3|< GIVEITTOME! *Follows and tries to pin him down again, trying to grab it again*
Marik: *pinned down, but moves mouth to the side and away from* Nruuuuuh! D|< Ge' offa 'eh! *wriggles and tries to chew faster*
Bakura: >8C *Stands over him* Let. Me. Have. Some. *Totally not noticing he's in some severe pain rite thurr* Or else. *Hold his face still and leans down, smirking*
Marik: NRUH. >8| *clamps jaw shut as well as he can and chews, waaay to focused on keeping the stuff away to notice the awkward position*
Bakura: >8| *Clamps his mouth over Marik's* GIFF.
Marik: MMPH. >8| ..... *can't breath* MMMMMPPPPH. D8; *flails and attempts to open mouth*
Bakura: >83 *STRUGGLE FOR THE YUMMY THING*
Song: *Wanders back in*....*Snerk* I knew you two would take advantage of alone time |D
Bakura: O//////////////////////////////////////////////O *LEAPAWAY*
Marik: *swallows the rest of it, coughing a few times* ....He started it, trying to steal whatever you gave me. D/////| *glareglares at before turning to Song* Whatever it was, it was delicious! 833 *tailwag*
Bakura: >//////> I just...wanted some...*Sulks in the corner like a whipped puppy*
Song: *Laughs and rolls herself another joi...er...cig-...SCREW IT! It's a joint!* Oh you two. So much tension. And yes. It's my special puff. *Tosses one to 'Kura*
Bakura: *emoemoemoemoemocakes*
Marik: Oh! Like a creampuff? 83 What'cha put in it? *wags tail before looking over to Bakura* ... 8<; ....Whoops. *slinks over too and prods gently* You okay...? What's the long face for?
Song: I put something yummy. *Puffs then Grabs 'Kura by the shirt collar and basically kicks him out* DON'T BE EMO IN MY HAPPY SPOT.
Bakura: *Punted out...lands on his bum* OW! ; ^; My sensitive little bottom...
Marik: Pff, obviousl--Hey! D8; *watches as 'Kura's punted out* Well, er, thanks again, Song~ *flees slinks out of the tent, over to Bakura* You alright...?
Bakura: *Still all emo cakes, though nomming on one of the super special awesome delicious treats* ; ^;
Marik: ... *huffs and watches* ...Oooh, you got one~? 83 *creeps closer too and nips under chin* Share~?
Bakura:....*SNAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL* *Shoves it all in his mouth like a chipmunk* >x> HMPH.
Marik: *pouts* ...*snickers* You look funny like that~ |3 *pokes one of his cheeks* But c'mooonnn! D8 *nips under chin again*
Marik: *pouts* ...*snickers* You look funny like that~ |3 *pokes one of his cheeks* But c'mooonnn! D8 *nips under chin again*
Bakura:....>3> *Cheeks is poked and half-chewed treat gets spewed on Marik* Thar. Nu moo. *omnomnomnomnomnom* |3~
Marik: ...Ewwww! DD8 *flails and attempts to wipes off* That was disgusting, Bakura..! Ugh! DX *wipewipewipewipe*
Bakura: *Chuckles and swallows* |3 Well you wanted some...*Licks off what's left on his face* Missed some~<3
Marik: *blushes* > ////^////> Not puked all over me, I didn't...! And...Thanks...?
Bakura: Well my mouth was full. You poked my cheek. You do the math. *Nuzzles* So it's your fault in all actuality, blondie...*Finally realizes he's in pain*...^-^;;;;;;;;;;;;
Marik: *huffs* Well you could've kept some of it in..... *tilts head at* You alright....?
Bakura:....*Eyetwitch* I'm fine. Yes. I'm alright. *Tailflick* I just...forgot that...her stuff doesn't work...immediately...>.<;;;; You know...
Marik: Ah... Right... You should rest~ <3 I bet you'll feel great when you wake up!
Bakura:....No thanks. *Shakes his head* Knowing Song, this crap'll do something...Bad >.>
Marik: Wha...? DD8 Why would it do something bad? ....And what's your definition of bad? Shouldn't it be making you feel better...?
Bakura: Well...Yeah. It'll help but...somehow it'll mess me up...I just know it D| She's weird....OR it may do nothing to me at all. *Nods* And at most...I'll run around like an idiot dreaming/hallucinating about making love to y-...o////////////////////////////////////////////////////o...er...A really hot chick. Yeah. >///////////////////////////>;;;;
Marik: .... *makes a face at*.... *longpause* ....For some odd, odd reason, I can't picture you with a girl. .... *snorts and ponders that* ....Must be some really messed up drugs. 8< *petpets* Good luck...?
Bakura:....=//////w//////= Phew...*Flips his hair a little bit* Ahhh...well...It's happened...before...Yanno. |3~ *Snickers and stretches, popping his joints a bit* o///.///x...Oi. She needs to come up with insta-fixes...It'd be faster...
Marik: That'd be nice.. *tilts head a bit* Insta-fixes that tasted like that thing she gave us. *chuckles* Without the hallucinations. So... *yawns a bit and sits* How long does it take for the hallucinogens to wear off...? Can you tell if you're going to get them...? *pokes his leg*
Bakura: *Curls up next to him* Mmmm...that'd be nice...Better than the other crap...*Stretches out and lets out a cat-like yawn* Nyaaaaawwwwnnnnnn....~ *curls back up, twitching an ear* Iunno...last time it took three days...and it's...usually...a surprise thing.
Marik: ...Huh. Well, we'll just have to wait and see, hm~? *lays down next too, chuckling* You completely deserve the nickname 'Kitty'....
Bakura: *Laughs lightly and nuzzles his cheek* Mrow...~*Rubs up against the best he could* -Your- Kitty~<3 *purrrs*
Marik: *chuckles and nips at ear* You know, I am considering getting you a collar... *grins* And hellyes you're mine~ |3
Bakura: Mmmm-hmmmm...I ca-ca-ca...Nyaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnn...*Purrs and lays his head on Marik's back* Mmmrrraaa...Mrrrr...*falls dead asleep*