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 Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:21 pm
 Name: Kimberly Bennett
Nicknames: Kimmy
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Fav. Food: Flavored water. It's totally a food.
Hated Food: Anything with lots of sugar or calories.
Gift: B-A-R! R-E-N! BARREN PINES WILL ALWAYS WIN! P! I! N-E-S! BARREN PINES IS THE BEST! GOOOO PINES!
In a generation where cheerleaders become less likely to do anything but waggle their butt and throw pompoms in the air, Kimmy has always fancied herself one of the best in the "competitive" variety. Back-flip, front-flip, she can do it all, and is delighted to have the opportunity to work with a team who may be more willing to join her "advanced" style of getting into the game. Did you know they have competitions just for cheerleader teams? Yeah, they do. Do you know she's won a lot of them? Well, she has!
This team can do the same, it will just take some good old fashioned W-O-R-K!
Virtues:
I know his number. Do you need it? - Mocking bird: Kimmy's brother owns an African Grey named Connor that lived at a shelter for nearly a year and a half. Why? For some, it's near impossible to unteach them bad words they've learned in advance. It's as if they can't forget once they know something, and not everyone wants to have guests over with a bird squawking, "Shut up, a*****e!" Kimmy is not a parrot - nor does she have a potty mouth! - but she does share a similar memory. Once she's heard something, she remembers it; more or less always.
Pick yourself up and try again! - Persevering: When the going gets tough, Kimmy cries a little, but then she follows suit like a trooper. Sure, she wants to give up. Sure, she wants to go home. But she doesn't, and isn't that what matters? To the world it is. Not that they know any differently.
Better luck next time! - Good Sport: It would be a lie to say Kimmy never threw a fit in the candy aisle as a small child when her mother denied her chocolate - good thing she did, or else she might be fat! (yuck!) - but as a "young adult" it's a different story. If she loses at something, she responds gracefully. No fits. No leering. No trash talk. Just a congratulations before she takes her leave.
Flaws:
Oh my Gawd, are you a real Senshi?! - Fangirl: Kimmy isn't just on the bandwagon, she's the one who drove it here. This girl is comprised of trends and fads. The hot new thing is Kimmy's everything. Individualism is just for people who don't fit in, duh! This isn't as harmless as it sounds, because combined with her, er, not so impressive common sense, she's liable to end up killed one of these days if she runs into the wrong people. She believes everything the media tells her without question.
Are you a real Senshi? Stay right here while she calls the cops! But no hard feelings, okay? You are so cool for being a super hot girl robber and murderer and stuff!
They only hate me because they're unpopular. - Mean: If you wanted to be her brothers parrot, you could just say Kimmy can be a real b***h and be done with it. If you want to go about it more proper-like (and you should, you uncultured person you!), you can instead say Kimmy is a typical teenager. She has it in her to be mean, and she uses it. She makes fun of anyone her friends make fun of, and what's worse, sees nothing wrong with this behavior. If they didn't want to get harassed they should work to fit in and target someone else. That's what she did.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lacks Common Sense: Kimmy is just... not smart. Really. Her saving grace is her astute memory, but that requires her to be told something - often in over-the-top detail - before it really registers. It's rare for her to know what she needs to do without first being offered step-by-step instructions. Without them, she... does nothing.
I secretly have MCR on replay. All the time. - Closet Angster "Those who laugh at others do so to keep from laughing at themselves," her grandfather told her. What did Kimmy do? Laughed in his face. She picks on other people because she's self-conscious to the point of self-loathing about herself. Is she getting too fat? Is she going to get ugly when she's old? Why did that boy dump her? What's wrong with her no one would want her? The girl is very down on herself, and when given time alone to think, her musings don't tend to lead to a field of sunshine and butterflies. In short, she's depressive. And whiny.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:19 pm
Family
Robert Bennett (Father) - A solitary and jaded man, and the eighth wonder of the world; it's a wonder he managed to find someone to marry him. Kimmy often threatens those who make her angry by telling them her father is a lawyer, which is true. However, he is a criminal defense lawyer.
Bunny Bennett (Mother) - Exactly what you would expect from a woman named Bunny. Thrilled to have a daughter, she shoved Kimberley into any and all Little Miss whatever pageants before she could even walk and heavily contributed to her becoming the unpleasant person she is today. She and her MILF get along fabulously, though.
Michael Bennett (Older Brother) - Kimmy's eldest brother. A typical jock who moved away from the madness that is Destiny City as soon as possible through a college scholarship for FOOTBALL. (You must always say it LOUDLY and flex. These are the rules of FOOTBALL.)
Richard Bennett (Older Brother) - The second oldest of the Bennett brothers, Richard currently thrives in law school, making a perhaps futile attempt to live up to his father's legacy as a lawyer. Out of her siblings, Kimberley is closest to him.
Ashley Bennett (Older Brother) - Convinced he was going to be her anticipated daughter, poor Ashley was... named Ashley, and the name stuck even after they found out he was a boy. The black sheep of both the naming world and the family, Ashley was shipped off to boarding school when he didn't fall into the perfect little picture of their perfect little family.
Fluffy (Pet Cat) - Mean cats are not born, they are made. This one was tortured into madness by being named 'Fluffy', dressed up like a doll, cooed at and cuddled and brushed all the time. Kimberley's beloved pet is known to claw people just for touching him, but that doesn't change her opinion that he is the cutest wittle kitty cat in the whooole wide world, yes you are, yes you are!
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