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 Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:38 am
Here's a fun project: Finish the sentence "Jesus saves!"
How about, "Jesus saves and takes half damage!"
"Jesus saves! Gretzky shoots, he scores!"
"Jesus saves by clipping coupons and shopping wisely."
"Jesus saves $100 every month for his retirement."
rofl
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:55 am
"Jesus saves up to 30% on his car insurance by switching to Gieco"
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:23 am
Jesus saves by using coupons acquired at the supermarket.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:47 pm
Jesus saves time on his daily workouts by switching to a BOWFLEX.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:08 pm
Jesus saves money by getting Bible insurance.
Maybe now he wont have to worry about everyone remaking his book, eh?
;D
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:15 pm
Jesus saves leftovers from Red Lobster.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:44 pm
Jesus saves time by driving to Starbucks instead of walking.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:05 pm
Jesus saves money by not hiring a boat when he fishes.
Jesus also saves time by copping and pasting the same fish he caught 5000 times.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:13 pm
Kyoko364 Jesus saves time by driving to Starbucks instead of walking.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:29 pm
jesus saves the bottle of whiskey...for 3 seconds
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:09 pm
Jesus saves himself from 9/11 and then enjoys a tasty bagel with Allah.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:12 pm
Jesus saves money on bread.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:15 pm
Jesus saves the date for his buddy's wedding.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:40 pm
Jesus saves THE GAME from being forgotten.
And Jesus saves money by buying trading cards online.
(Jesus Saves is also a slayer song from Reign in Blood.)
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:27 pm
Jesus saves his Word document before finishing it in case the lights go off.
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