-First Arithians 12:20:43
Deep in A Random Act of Awesome's laboratory, an experiment was going horrible wrong...or right, depending on what exactly is supposed to be happening, i dont know, i just write the story, okay?
" That is strange, hey Lennons, come over here and help me with something," said I said, looking down at a vile of clear-green liquid.
" Uh, what is that?" asked Lennons, walking slowly over to me.
" I shall call it: Diet Coke," I said triumphantly, taking a big swig from the glass.
" Ara, you okay?" asked Lennons, i feel to the ground convulsing," Medic! Somebody!"
And Lo, He shall command an army greater than any before it and any after it. The Time has come for His arrival
-Thespasins 45:52:1110
" Ara, you okay" asked Lennons.
" Uh..." i droned, all i knew was i was lying on a table.
" Don't move, your lying on a table," said Lennons.
" What happened?" I asked, something deep inside me told me to get up and leave; and so I did. I am not sure where I was headed, but I knew it was important.
I came to a small clearing, not much larger than The Guild's sun roof section (which I made when i left the building.) I walked over to the stream and saw my reflection, only it was off.
" Random, do you not know who I am?" said a voice.
" Uh, know?" I said, looking around.
" I am that which is the source of all Power in your thong," replied the Voice," I am The Happy Locust, I have come for my reign as sole ruler of this universe. Nothing can stop me."
" No, I wont--Ara, your mine--no, this is my body," I yelled, having a fight with the voice in my head. I used the Thong of Power to purge the thought from my mind.
" You fool," said The Happy Locust," The Universe cannot handle us both!" As he said this, The Universe was plunged into total darkness.
