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 Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:14 pm
Feeling under the weather? Coughing up a lung? Crapping up (or out rather) something that resembles your gray matter and you don't know what to do about it? Look no further than your very own Dr. Alenko! With the same credentials* as the subway famous Dr. Z, all you have to do is post what ails ye and Dr. Alenko will recommend what you might want to try to remedy the situation. *The credentials that the subway famous Dr. Z and Dr. Alenko hold are none, and let it be noted that the subway famous Dr. Z is a dermatologist and not a general all-around net doctor like Dr. Alenko.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:29 pm
Yeah, I have a problem...
I find Allistair from Dragon Age origins more attractive than Alenko...
**hides**
lol
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:54 am
Ah, then Dr. Alenko recommends: Run for the hills young one. Kaidan's legions of obsessive fans will be after you soon enough. Remember Rule# 4 (or 5,6 or whatever, I didn't particularly care for that movie.), do your stretches, cardios, etc., breathe in through your nose and out w/ your mouth, and you should be ok, seeing as a majority of the obsessive fans (MIGHT!!!) be out of shape due to 300+ hours of playing Mass Effect, so outrunning them shouldn't pose that much of a challenge. (Unless a few of them are from the south and/or Texas. Then they'll have guns and will probably try to shoot you.)
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:45 pm
^^^^^^^^^^
EPIC ANSWER!
But I'm in pretty good shape so...I'm gonna be fine...I still prefer Alistair to Alenko tho, doc...
lol
wait, YOU are gonna lead the angry mob, right?
eek
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:51 am
Dr. Alenko Says: I have no clue as to what you're talking about. *sharpens a scythe with a sharpening stone*
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:44 pm
mmm...
STEVE! STEVE!
EEYYoooOOO!
Take care of her, Steve
EyyyoooOOO!
thanks Steve
(Borderlands making of...Claptrap and steve lol)
I always keep a Steve near me...lol
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:22 am
Hey doc, me again...
I'm worried about a friend...
See, we just killed her fav mass effect character and I'm affraid she is not dfoing well, any advice? **grins**
**pokes and giggles**
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:19 pm
Just try staying close to your 'friend' so she knows exactly where you all are for when she needs you. *loads up a shotgun*
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:50 am
ok...should I make sure she put her whole face in front of the shotgun? **grins**
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:24 pm
This isn't going to lead into some kind of 'Cobain killed himself, har-har' kind of crap is it?
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:48 am
lol Nope...Just teasing sweet Soren wink
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:40 pm
Dr. Alenko Says:Aww, you guys are sweet.
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:37 am
Aye, I'll hook you up with the Dragon Age Origin armor code, too, as payments...lol
More seriously, I'll pm that to you somewhere today
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Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:56 am
All is good, the Dragon Armor looks uberly bad-a**.
Oh wait, that whole Lady Gaga problem of mine.
DOCTOR DOCTOR! I NEED HELP!!!!! LADY GAGA IS BECOMING CATCHY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
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