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 Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:51 pm
I just got a text from some random stranger saying "So did you **** him?"
...WHAT? eek
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:58 pm
Start a conversation back!
Say something like "Of course, I did! Didn't you? I just know you did!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:59 pm
Ok xd
Ooh! I know. I'll say "Well, duh! Of course I did! And it was the most fun I've had in years. >:]" rofl
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:03 pm
Nice, and his reply? Eh, some random guy named hunter texted me once, and I played along so well he explained to me his relationship issues, and how the had bad sex, even though he was a sophomore... good times.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:04 pm
Wrong numbers are great. xD
...As long as they're texts.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:05 pm
best random text i ever got
"YPU F***** b***h I KNOW YOU SLEPT WITH HIM I AM GONNA COME OVER THERE AND RIIP OUT YOU C***"
my reply
"really...you might want to tel him he's out of the closet then because i am clearly a guy"
her response
"WTF HE"S GAY!!!! IM GONNAN KILL EM!!!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:06 pm
Oh my god, they replied with "You know he has an STD, right...? Well anyway, so explain the fun! Details, woman!" eek
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:07 pm
Twisted Maggot Oh my god, they replied with "You know he has an STD, right...? Well anyway, so explain the fun! Details, woman!" eek reply that he had protection and you really enjoyed the trick with the featherduster
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:08 pm
Ok. God, this is funny. xd
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:11 pm
I've never gotten random texts. emo
But I've had far too many wrong number calls to be any fun.
There's this recorded message that is clearly not for me since my name is not Leopold, and it leaves voicemails.
Soooo annoying.
Anyway, this thread should be illegal.
My abs hurt, and you guys are making me laugh too much.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:13 pm
Reply was "And what happened after that? o.o" XD
Opal, that happened to me once. 'Cept it was in Spanish...
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:15 pm
OpalGirl
I've never gotten random texts. emo
But I've had far too many wrong number calls to be any fun.
There's this recorded message that is clearly not for me since my name is not Leopold, and it leaves voicemails.
Soooo annoying.
Anyway, this thread should be illegal.
My abs hurt, and you guys are making me laugh too much.
my number appearently used to be a plumbers buisness number....so i get calls telling me to fix there crapper....
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:15 pm
Twisted Maggot Reply was "And what happened after that? o.o" XD "We went to a bar and spoke with another couple..."
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:16 pm
Twisted Maggot Reply was "And what happened after that? o.o" XD Opal, that happened to me once. 'Cept it was in Spanish... lol say he was quite large and he knew how to use it wink lolz
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:16 pm
Say u gave him hepitytis on his lips
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