It appears that upon signing with WWF the newest diva, Mardy Wilkes-Booth, took the time out of her day to e-mail us at WWF.com. Unfortunatly we speculate she was under the influence of something and we couldn't understand her letter. So we're tossing it over to our fans! Take a look!
"To whomever stole my peanuts,
I have come to the WWF in search of them. I want my peanuts back. If this means I have to rip the faces off from everyone in WWF, I will. Those peanuts were hard to get. Those were my peanuts. Those were my snacks man! And I know that you have them Claire Hawkins. I know you stole my peanuts. I will get them back. I will.
Also let it be known that I just spilled my bong water. Damn. That is a big mess.
Sincerely,
Mardy Bum"
We have yet to contact Claire Hawkins on the whereabouts of Mardy's peanuts, or Mardy on the actual existance of the peanuts in question. As soon as we have more information, so will you! Check back for updates on Mardy's missing peanuts!
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