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Zylo the Wolfbane
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:15 pm


Hi, I'm Zylo, I'm extremely bored now so I've decided to make this giant list of info about myself. If you have anything you think I should add, post it or PM it to me. This is more out of boredom but I will be posting up ONLY the truth. So, keep that in mind as you read.

Physical Info:

I stand about 5'6-5'7, not quite sure when I last measured.

I weigh about 193 pounds.

I have long dark brown hair that goes past my shoulders.

I have green eyes.

I have abnormally large hands (7.5 inches from palm to tip of middle finger)

I have large feet, size 12-12.5 men's.

I have strangely well-muscled calves....not sure why >.>


Personality/Mental state/Religion:

I consider myself generally nice, I'm VERY loyal to my friends, and I'm not afraid to whup up on some a** for them. You ******** with my friends you incur my wrath, my wrath=bad.

I consider myself a happy-go-lucky pessimist. Life sucks, but who cares? I have an Xbox and Gaia XD

I'm actually rather crazy, ADD+Schizophrenia=Bad combination. I see demons, lots of them, but then I get distracted by Gaia and forget they're there. Then I turn off the computer and go: "Ah, ********, forgot about them...."

I made up my own Religion, I'm a Chaosist, I believe in the power of Chaos, an ancient power that is the perfect balance between light and dark and makes up everything in the multiverse. This power is sentient but doesn't interfere with anyone. Each person, each object, everything, has their own mixture of light and dark within them. Some have more good, some have more evil. However, if one can balance themselves perfectly they can attain basic 'enlightenment' etc. And gain great power. My religion basically entails finding a balance between being a kind person and doing what you wish to enjoy yourself. Although there's no consequences for losing your balance. (My religion is very lax lol)

If your religion differs from mine I have no problem with that. I will respect your religion as long as you follow a few simple rules. 1. Don't try to convert me....ever. 2. Do NOT rip on my religion, I will slaughter your beliefs if you try. 3. Respect me, I respect you, that's basically the summary.

I'm random, I like making friends, and love a good friendly argument on controversial topics (Abortion, religion, drug legalization etc.)

I actually don't mind stalkers, however, if you are stalking me....you're an idiot, just knock on the door and I'll let you in so we can chill out. Seriously, there's not many people to play Xbox with here, and I have 2 controllers.


Random Info:

I like many kinds of food, not actually that picky, although I don't like: Chile, asparagus, spinach, sour cream, mayonnaise, olives, and alcohol. Might be some others but I'll add later.

I LOVE: Pie, bacon, cake, chocolate, cheese, cookies, Tootsie Rolls(including the fruit rolls), Reese's, Snickers, Dr. Pepper, Monster energy drinks, pizza, and most kinds of meat.

I own an Xbox 360, my gamertag is Zylo T Wolfbane

My DeviantArt account is Zylo-The-Wolfbane

I don't use my Myspace much, but if you want to check it out my link is http://www.myspace.com/werewolfforest And yes it sucks, I had it all awesome and badass then ******** myspace changed their goddamn s**t and ******** up all my badassness.

Zylo is so awesome he plays Xbox with Chuck Norris....and wins....without receiving a roundhouse kick to the face.

More....inappropriate Info:

NOTE: The following will be colored white for those who don't want to hear about the more inappropriate sections of Zylo's life. If you don't want to read it, don't highlight it.



I am not afraid to go down on a girl, I have, and I will.

I have long fingers, as mentioned earlier, they reach far, and find pleasurable spots.

I am still a virgin, however, I have received a bj, fingered a girl, and gone down on a girl.

I have found the G spot before.

I know how to work the c**t.

I always have a condom in my wallet, just in case.

Yum, bondage.

I own a 6ft bullwhip, I know how to use it pretty well.





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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:22 pm


*sits on you* Your hands are just slightly larger than mine...

California_burrito


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:22 pm


My hands are larger then everyone's.

signed they be HUGE!
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:23 pm


Nu uh! They ain't lager than Muffin Man's!

California_burrito


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:24 pm


Orly? Is dat sow

signed we shall see....>.>
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:29 pm


I have very very small hands. . . Y_Y

SIgned the smallest in my family. OH AND BTW! my dads hands(his palms anyway) are almost as big as your, plus his fingers. . . my dad is scary.

Is Afraid to read the white part, so instead, she will just nibble on a bagle and smile.

Zoey

demon strait outta_hell

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Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:32 pm


Lolzerz, bagles is teh yum

signed XD
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:27 pm


Smile and wave.

Signed :waving: blaugh Here, have a bagel :hands a bagel: Also, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Demon S

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Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:41 am


Not sure lemme check :sniffs: You know what I think- :passes out:

signed X_X
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:13 am


Well I know one thing, you aren't afraid to hide anything.
xd

Mini o 3o


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:54 am


Nope, not really, mostly because all the people that are active in this guild are my friends, and I trust them

signed ^_^
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:35 am


YES!!!! :begins to pulls Zylo's unconscious body into my garage:

Signed What? He's hot, MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! twisted

demon strait outta_hell

Fluffy Prophet

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California_burrito

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:36 pm


*blows a dart at Demon and it makes contact* Hit...*she passes out and I steal Zylo* He's my pet....
PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 5:50 pm


[/eats popcorn]
I'm enjoying this little entertainment.
> u >

[/leans back in chair and folds legs casually]

Mini o 3o


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:23 pm


:Remains passed out but still talks: why can't everyone share meh?

signed there be enough Zylo to go around for like....two....maybe three people
Zylo the Wolfbane
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