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CommanderAppleSauce
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:27 am


The New Car


Once upon a time there was a girl. She had very long hair it was very beautiful rich and long hair. She never wore it up and the hair was so long it reached passed her butt. One day her papa, who is very rich man, told her “I'm going to buy you a convertible.” And so that he did. It was on of those very small ones.

So she sat down for her first drive and she lift her hair out from under her butt because it hurts to sit on it.

On her car ride she starts to speed. The wind wasn't going straight back, it was go slightly to the left. After a while she slows down and her hair that was billowing in the wind stops and gets caught in the wheel.

She got yank back wards and because she hadn't been wearing a seatbelt, she flew out of the car and started getting dragged by her hair. She couldn't control the car ant more and it kept going and going. Her beautiful face was being skinned in to ugliness.

Then the road curved. The car can turn with no one stirring starts to head towards a cliff. Luckily in her pocket was some nail clippers and she starts hacking away on that hair. The car hits the barrier protecting it from driving off the cliff. Because she hadn't cut her hair all the way through, she was sling shouted off the car and over the cliff.

And that's where the found her dead, car-less, and bald. The end.



The hobo


Once upon a time not long ago in a world similar to ours lived a hobo. He wasn’t the prettiest hobo. (Infact he won Seattle’s ugliest hobo contest last month.) Children often threw rocks at him. So he spent many-a-day in a garbage bin where he slept in an insane stupor.

Every morning at 7:30 the children would stop and through rocks at his metal container as a compromise. He stretched away the morning grogginess and started looking for some pancakes or donuts because his garbage bin belonged to the bakery. But today there wasn’t any. He began to wail and lift up the lid.

He steps out and was blinded by sun. Shading his eyes he took a couple of steps and, wham! The hobo was hit by a bus. The end.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:40 pm


eek

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CommanderAppleSauce
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:28 pm


Do you not like meh stories?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:15 pm


You killed all those people...

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:22 pm


PulchritudinousFartJoker
You killed all those people...

No, I did.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:27 pm


jaxcam
PulchritudinousFartJoker
You killed all those people...

No, I did.
You killed different people, and I brought them back after.

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CommanderAppleSauce
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:39 pm


But they don't exist!
PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:51 pm


applesauce600
But they don't exist!

Are you sure they don't? Stories have powerful effects. I should know.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:53 pm


jaxcam
applesauce600
But they don't exist!

Are you sure they don't? Stories have powerful effects. I should know.
You should. You'll be in the one about how I overcame my enemy.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:09 pm


Once there was a PulchritudinousFartJoker. A Jaxcam stabbed the PulchritudinousFartJoker with one of her many knifes. The end.

Look your perfectly fine!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:36 pm


Once there was an apple. A worm ate the apple and lived in it. It got old and dyed. Then the apple healed and it's ghost was trapped.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:32 am


-_-

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CommanderAppleSauce
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:33 am


Let's make one up for Jaxcam!!:

Once there was a jaxcam,
PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:58 am


applesauce600
Let's make one up for Jaxcam!!:

Once there was a jaxcam,

She killed everyone. The end

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CommanderAppleSauce
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:30 am


And then Victoria decide to seek her revenge and kill the Violent Jaxcam. The End.
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It's like..explosive good.

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