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TheBishieHunterDesi

PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:40 am


To be sung to the tune of "Give me that Old Time Religion"

Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me

It was good enough for Stoker
It was good enough for King
It was good enough for Rice
And it's good enough for me

Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me

It was good enough for Lugosi
It was good enough for Langella
It was good enough for Lee
And It's good enough for me.

Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me

It was good enough for Collins
It was good enough for Claude
It was good enough for Compton
And it's good enough for me

Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
Give me that old time Vampirism
It's good enough for me



References to:
First verse: Writers-Bram Stoker, Stephen King, Anne Rice,
Second Verse: Draculas-Bela Lugosi, Frank Langella, Christopher Lee,
Third Verse-Vampires-Barnabas Collins, Jean Claude, and Bill Compton..
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 9:08 am


....Huh?

I like something with comedy.
That's good, though.
mrgreen

I'm sorry, I don't understand it, but the Anne Rice was pretty cool, and the 'old time vampirism' was prety funny.

Not my taste. I'd rather something truly funny and makin' fun of Twatlight.

PoisonXLilly


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:18 am


Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:03 am


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Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
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It's more or less the song of TRUE Vampires
Instead of shitty Twilight
Just because it doesn't specifically have it in there doesn't mean that it isn't Anti-Twilight

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Wouldn't you?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:07 am


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Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
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It's more or less the song of TRUE Vampires
Instead of shitty Twilight
Just because it doesn't specifically have it in there doesn't mean that it isn't Anti-Twilight

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Good point.
Question; are sparklepires weak against garlic? Just curious.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:13 am


Emperor Angelo XXV
Princess Julia Of Heart
Emperor Angelo XXV
Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





It's more or less the song of TRUE Vampires
Instead of shitty Twilight
Just because it doesn't specifically have it in there doesn't mean that it isn't Anti-Twilight

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Good point.
Question; are sparklepires weak against garlic? Just curious.
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In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:16 am


Princess Julia Of Heart
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Princess Julia Of Heart
Emperor Angelo XXV
Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





It's more or less the song of TRUE Vampires
Instead of shitty Twilight
Just because it doesn't specifically have it in there doesn't mean that it isn't Anti-Twilight

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Good point.
Question; are sparklepires weak against garlic? Just curious.
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Talk about godmoding by Meyer... stare
Vampires are cool, and one of the reasons for that is because they have an actual weakness, therefore giving the slayer a chance to slay the vampire.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:28 am


Emperor Angelo XXV
Princess Julia Of Heart
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Princess Julia Of Heart
Emperor Angelo XXV
Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





It's more or less the song of TRUE Vampires
Instead of shitty Twilight
Just because it doesn't specifically have it in there doesn't mean that it isn't Anti-Twilight

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Good point.
Question; are sparklepires weak against garlic? Just curious.
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Talk about godmoding by Meyer... stare
Vampires are cool, and one of the reasons for that is because they have an actual weakness, therefore giving the slayer a chance to slay the vampire.
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Exactly
But then again
When vampires(the concept was first made) were first made they could walk out in the daylight and stuff it was just that they were weaker
And it was believed that a cross wouldn't make them cringe but it was whatever religious icon from when they were living (aka if they were Jewish I guess a star of david would scare the crap out of them)
But yeah
Over time though the idea of vampires became cultured and then settled
Meyer just totally (pardon) crapped on that idea and made her own sparkleretarded creation

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:52 pm


Princess Julia Of Heart
Emperor Angelo XXV
Princess Julia Of Heart
Emperor Angelo XXV
Princess Julia Of Heart
Emperor Angelo XXV
Question; where's the anti-Twilight content?
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





It's more or less the song of TRUE Vampires
Instead of shitty Twilight
Just because it doesn't specifically have it in there doesn't mean that it isn't Anti-Twilight

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Good point.
Question; are sparklepires weak against garlic? Just curious.
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

Talk about godmoding by Meyer... stare
Vampires are cool, and one of the reasons for that is because they have an actual weakness, therefore giving the slayer a chance to slay the vampire.
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





Exactly
But then again
When vampires(the concept was first made) were first made they could walk out in the daylight and stuff it was just that they were weaker
And it was believed that a cross wouldn't make them cringe but it was whatever religious icon from when they were living (aka if they were Jewish I guess a star of david would scare the crap out of them)
But yeah
Over time though the idea of vampires became cultured and then settled
Meyer just totally (pardon) crapped on that idea and made her own sparkleretarded creation

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?
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But at least the ones today (not including Meyerpires) still bear some resemblence to the original; it's just some weaknesses were slightly changed.
Sparkling is not a weakness.
Ω
PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:00 pm


Princess Julia Of Heart
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?


Is Chibi Vampire the one where she gives blood instead of sucking it?
Because I really liked that manga. But I only read the first volume. sweatdrop

Liebe Thelema


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:40 pm


Liebe Thelema
Princess Julia Of Heart
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?


Is Chibi Vampire the one where she gives blood instead of sucking it?
Because I really liked that manga. But I only read the first volume. sweatdrop
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





Yup
:3 And the last manga is supposed to come out some time this year(or early next. I forget which one) but the series is already drawing to a close

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:17 pm


Princess Julia Of Heart
Liebe Thelema
Princess Julia Of Heart
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You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





In the book it said they weren't
. . .
Epic fail
At least Chibi Vampire did a better job of playing it off (and had a real story)

User Image
〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?


Is Chibi Vampire the one where she gives blood instead of sucking it?
Because I really liked that manga. But I only read the first volume. sweatdrop
User Image
You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different...





Yup
:3 And the last manga is supposed to come out some time this year(or early next. I forget which one) but the series is already drawing to a close

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〖Julia〗

Wouldn't you?

I think I'm going to start checking manga out from the library... I really want to read that, but I don't have the money to buy it. (Though, last time I checked out manga, some idiot had ripped out a bunch of the pages. stressed )

The art in Chibi Vampire was beautiful, as I recall.

Liebe Thelema

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