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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:37 am
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Sailor Nerissa and Sailor Thuban were on the prowl.
Actually, they were the two people least likely in the universe to 'prowl' anything, and had been chasing -- well -- meandering -- after a youma for a mile now. They hadn't even meant to go patrolling. They'd bumped into each other in the outskirts of city-suburbia -- Sailor Thuban with his new, ahem, weapon, Sailor Nerissa who had been busy with a Baby Ruth in one hand and a cellphone in the other when they encountered each other in the encroaching dusk.
Sailor Thuban's 'weapon' was 'some pieces of wood' 'cobbled' 'together'. Sailor Nerissa admired it appropriately.
"Dude, that's ghetto, Gepetto," she said unhelpfully. "I mean maybe you could hit something with it, or we could get some more planks and we'd have ourselves the beginning of a seriously sweet treehouse."
He had fixed her with a mean, squinty, Charlemagne Boyle expression, hefting the piece of wood in one hand (sweeping his Miss America dress train with the other, as otherwise it was going to trail on the ground collecting gum wrappers). "Or a serial killer's murder shack, no one would find you for weeks. Next time I'll be sure and bring the master sword if you remember to bring the unhelpful fairy."
"You are my special boy," she said. "Dape for a ref. that is actually topical and current since 1995, T-Bird."
They daped. This seemed to be the sign that Sailor Thuban/Sailor Nerissa have joined the party!
She hadn't really been intending to actually chase anything, just walk a couple blocks with Sailor Thuban and find out if anything seriously important was due in the next week and whether or not she should be copying off him or someone else. It was unfortunate, then, that skittering out from underneath a car came a horribly elongated, deadly silent Thing that looked like a spider only with -- palms and fingers tapering at the ends of its legs? -- unfolding itself in front of them.
Sailor Nerissa dropped the Baby Ruth wrapper, contributing to global warming. Sailor Thuban did her one better, and hit the thing as hard as he damn well could with what she had juvenilely termed his "wood."
"Holy s**t," she said, dazed, "I didn't actually expect that to work. I mean to be honest it looked pretty retarded."
The youma swung itself back, swaying, and then skittered underneath a car again -- and skittered underneath the car in front, deceptively fast. Thuban broke into his beautiful, long-legged track star run; Nerissa broke into her "I move enough only to prevent discoloration" trot, having to quicken when Charlie started hunting the thing like they were running down a hardcore deer in the hardcore forest. They did some beautiful gymnastics lifting themselves up and halfway flipping themselves over a car, trying to corner it, trying --
But it slid into the scrubby, weedy lawn ahead of them, and in the twilight skittered all the way forward into the burned out shell of what appeared to be a commercial-residential hotel -- a multi-storeyed building, flipping its way through the old, faded, flaking revolving doors and making them spin around going whee!, and Sailor Nerissa stood there disconsolately plucking at the split wound of her right earlobe.
The walls were marked with graffiti, and a chain pretended to bar entrants in front of DO NOT ENTER! CONDEMNED BUILDING! DO NOT PASS PAST THIS POINT! The sunset fell on it in streaky orange torrents.
"Dude, I watch horror movies," she said. "Do we have to?"
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:01 pm
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"Yes, we totally have to," Thuban answered chidingly, though he didn't seem any more thrilled by the prospect than Nerissa did. "Only you can prevent forest fires, Sailor Nerissa. Somehow, some way, chasing giant demon fingerspiders through old building wrecks is Our Civic Duty. Like, some people get 'voting' as their civic duty. You and me, we get 'Silence Hill.' "
He ducked beneath the chain and moved slowly over to a broken window, like moving slowly was somehow safe compared to showing a little hustle. Charlie stuck his head through the window, looking around both ways, then leaned back away and hissed over to Charys. "Psssssssssst," he nodded towards the window, in an obvious and overstated 'all-clear.' This sort of ruined the prior attempt at stealth.
Then, still not fully accustomed to clambering around in a skirt, he awkwardly boosted one leg up over the windowsill and then the other, and disappeared inside.
He leaned his face back out the window and gave an enthusiastic 'come on!' gesture, grabbed his wood shop frankenstein construction and pulled it in after.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:24 pm
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Emmeline had overheard about this building a few days previous from her father. As soon as the words condemned and death trap came out of his mouth, she knew she had to see it. Her parents didn't approve of her meandering in dangerous places, but by now they knew they couldn't stop her.
She had already been there for a couple hours, scouring every inch of the building. She wanted to see if there had been anything neat left behind, and if there was, she would definitely take it as a souvenir. Currently she was half way into a cupboard of some sort, when she heard the sound of rapid piter-pattering across the old wooden floor.
She turned her head a tad too quickly, hitting it on the side of the cupboard. Grasping her head, she backed out slowly, sat on the floor and looked around for the source of the noise. She paned over the area a couple times with her flashlight, and on the final time it locked onto a very strange sight. It clearly wasn't human, nor was it anything she'd seen before. A monster perhaps? as crazy as it sounded, it was what made the most sense to her.
Most people in this position would be terrified, but not Emmy. She just stared and smiled. She could be the first person in the whole world to see something like this. However, she wasn't quite sure what to do. Should she talk to it, or just let it pass. The answer was very clear to Emmy. She smiled and simple said "Hello."
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:33 pm
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At this point, Nerissa was clambering through the window after Thuban. They hadn't been the first people in the condemned building. The graffiti on the inside showed her that; also the broken beer bottles, and what looked like the very old detritus of someone who'd probably been sleeping rough inside there -- if they encountered a hobo, she was going to take a picture, so help her God.
"Do you know who goes inside the abandoned buildings, T-bird?" she was saying conversationally, having pulled out her cellphone again and taken the time to hurriedly reply to a text message. (Thuban looked at her as though she were Judas with his thirty pieces of text messaging.) "The people who die in horror flicks. I'm not shitting you. This is retarded."
And then they heard the youma's far-off hiss.
(Nerissa sighed.)
Emmeline was faced with the monster, a spidery, unnatural thing with a central mouth that was a ring -- a ring with some kind of tongue that kept on lapping outside it, mindless of the teeth. It did not seem to respond to her 'hello'. In fact, it kept on moving forward, skittering inch by inch on the dirty floor, a little cautious as though it expected her to do something -- and when she held her ground, finally pounced.
"Jesus!"
Sailor Nerissa and Sailor Thuban were in the doorway. Jesus! wasn't exactly a brilliant challenge. The youma knocked Emmy to the ground and stood over her, rounding immediately on its wooden-sticked oppressors.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:18 pm
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"Hold it right there!" Thuban hollered, going into what was obviously supposed to be a threatening stance, or pose, or something. "You -- I'll -- " He floundered, turning redder than it was easy to make out in the unlit building. "Well -- s**t, why am I talking to a spider -- "
He dove in and swung the big mess of wooden planks at the creature, more-than-recklessly, and apparently not knowing any way of swinging anything other than "like a baseball bat" of unusual size and ungainliness.
On the positive side, this sudden attack managed to crack! one of the thing's huge limbs like a crab leg at a seafood restaurant, and draw the thing's attention away from the laid-out young bystander. On the negative side, it used another of its appendages to smash the weapon out of Thuban's hands and into two oblong pieces, each much less useful than the original whole and each equally out of reach.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:25 pm
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"We're the A-Team," said the girl. "This is my pal B.A. Baracus, and I'm Hannibal Smith."
There wasn't a lot of time for a more cogent introduction, or even an introduction that wasn't an out-and-out lie. "You broke your wood, man," Sailor Nerissa said in either disgust, delight, or a mix of both, nobody could tell, and it was truly littered in its sad component parts on the ground. That left them both weaponless: well.
And now the spider was lashing out wildly at them both.
Sailor Nerissa took a running leap to the center of the beast, and immediately dropped to her knees to hook her arms around two of the carapaced bases of the legs. Buckin' bronco, she was not. The thing immediately swung drunkenly from side to side trying to knock her off. They weren't exactly Batman and Robin. They weren't even Benson and Stabler. Or Donald Duck and Goofy.
"Emmeline!" called out a cross voice from the doorway. "Emmeline, come here -- oh, I just hope you two DIE, you know."
The spider was now trying to get Nerissa off. In the process, it was hitting itself.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:08 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:19 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:21 am
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Thuban and Nerissa were busy riding the ride: the youma was now fearsomely annoyed, and was rocking itself in-between the two senshi with guttural, clacking spider-sounds. It kept on hitting itself. It was not, apparently, the cleverest youma ever to have been brought out by the Negaverse, even if it got stylistic points for creepy.
"Emmeline!" said the cat again, proving that scientists were wrong and that cats were perfectly able of vocalising when they wanted to. She leapt backwards in the air in a beautiful arc, and then she had a pen in two different blue hues in her mouth -- she spat this out a bit preemptorily. "Come here -- you must believe what I say when I tell you this. You are a Sailor Senshi of Destiny City, even if you look behind you and think that this isn't really the best job offer considering your colleagues."
Sailor Nerissa was busy saying, "This is how I rode your mom last night," and the youma was squeaking.
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:36 am
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"Maybe if you want to pick up the pace a bit, the both of you," was all Sailor Thuban had to add, at first. The youma began stamping its feet (its hands???) on the floor, hoping to shake them off that way. When this didn't seem to work much better, it began pivoting in circles, trying to squish one or the other of them against the wall.
This seemed to make the boy senshi a little more demanding. "And maybe if you'd given me some magical powers to go along with this magical outfit, that might've helped too, just maybe. Be warned, kid, the cat's been known to slap a skirt on you and then bolt."
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:50 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:46 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:38 am
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