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 Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:25 pm
I've done some readin thoughout my time in this guild. Most of the time i come across female masterbation threads. I always hear about how they use some kind of stuffed animal or pillow or some blanket. Something they can actually ********. I was wondering, is there anything like that a guy can use? Something besides his hands? Something he can just straight up stick his p***s in and ********?
Any suggestions?
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:37 pm
It'd be hard. I read somewhere you could scoop out a watermelon and microwave it but I'm extremely hesitant to try that for obvious reasons. eek
Pillow humping is TMS in an inderect way, so that's not very useful either. I can't think of something off-hand that's not alive that one could hump. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:08 pm
Banana
With a knife, slice the side of the banana in the middle (so that it's intact on both sides, scoop a little bit of banana out, and then put your p***s in and move it up and down. The banana should be sort of like an envelope for your p***s. It works really well I'm told.
There are also toys made. Just like dildos for women, there are vaginal-like toys for men. Check your local sex store.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:19 pm
Yukito Yu Banana With a knife, slice the side of the banana in the middle (so that it's intact on both sides, scoop a little bit of banana out, and then put your p***s in and move it up and down. The banana should be sort of like an envelope for your p***s. It works really well I'm told. There are also toys made. Just like dildos for women, there are vaginal-like toys for men. Check your local sex store. interesting...I might try that. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:49 pm
If you look at adult toy sites, you will find a vast array of Male Toys. Things like "portable vaginas". Which are essentially squishy tubes that you can add lubricant too.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:26 pm
I tried the banana thing. It was a little messy. I found a site with a bunch of home-made sex toys that you can make. Here's the link. Warning: The following site has strong sexual themes. Please do not click on the below link if you are not aware of the risk. http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/index.html
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:07 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:37 am
J0EL One of them had a guy who put a grapefruit in the microwave for 30 seconds and got severe burns.
So, yeah- don't use the microwave.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:13 am
Yi Min J0EL One of them had a guy who put a grapefruit in the microwave for 30 seconds and got severe burns.
So, yeah- don't use the microwave. Seems kinda like common sense to me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:45 am
Yeah I would assume that would be common sense too but apperently not. Like others side, there are sex toys that simulate a v****a made especially for men.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:59 pm
I know it's not really funny, but I had to laugh at the utter stupidity of most of those guys. rofl I mean, what the hell were they thinking? Seems like common sense to me....
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:54 pm
You know those extra large paper towel tubes? The ones with a lot of space inside?
Well, soak some tissues in lubricant and fill the tube (very loosely). The rest is rather obvious, I think.
One of the things my fiance really loved was putting a condom on and then wrapping a t-shirt around on top of that. He would masturbate moving the t-shirt up and down. The condom would stop the friction from the fabric.
Another thing he used to do was sit on his hands. I know, I know, it's just plain old hands, but still. Sit on them until you lose feeling and then masturbate. It feels like someone else is doing it, which I've heard can be a good thing wink
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Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 6:09 am
Yi Min J0EL One of them had a guy who put a grapefruit in the microwave for 30 seconds and got severe burns.
So, yeah- don't use the microwave. HAHA i did that once! and i've never don't it again!!!!! HAHAHA!!
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 5:52 pm
I have a question too, this is a serious one. Over a long period time of masturbating, can that person, who does it alot, get a serious disease froming doing it too much?
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