So, WINDOWS ******** 7. ITS LIKE VISTA, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T SUCK. Also some new features too. Which is pretty cool. Also it costs like $120!
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE IN COLLEGE? SEVERAL? THEN YOU CAN GET IT FOR ONLY $30, HOLY p***s.
Hi, Billy Mays here with Windows 7! Its the brand new operating system from Microsoft! This is for the desktop, the laptop, the illegitimate offspring! And it only costs... $120? ******** THAT. IF YOU HAVE A COLLEGE GIVEN EMAIL ADDRESS, THEN GO
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW AND BUY IT FOR ONLY $30! BUT WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET! IS YOUR COLLEGE PART OF THE MSDNAA PROGRAM? YES? THEN SCREW PAYING FOR THINGS, YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE! LEGALLY!
BUT WAIT! ORDER RIGHT NOW AND I'LL SWEETEN THE OFFER! IF YOU HAPPENED TO BE IN JAPAN, AND WERE ONE OF THE FIRST 7777 TO GET WINDOWS 7 ULTIMATE, THEN YOU GET THE NEW. THE MOE. THE FIRST EVER OFFICIAL OS-TAN, NANAMI MADROBE! IF YOU GOT IN ON THAT DELICIOUS MOE, YOU GOT A SOUND PACK VOICED BY NANA MIZUKI! NOW YOU TOO CAN HAVE A NUTBLADDER EXPLOSION WHEN YOUR COMPUTER GOES "Pipo~!" INSTEAD OF BEEPING OBSCENELY! THE LAST TIME MY COMPUTER WENT "Ja-jan!" I HAD A HEART ATTACK!