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Hoshiznit
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:36 am


How do you scare a man?

Prize: 100g
PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:37 am


Ask him to marry you!

-or-

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice!

Smiley8D


Hoshiznit
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:27 am


Smiley8D
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice!
Congrats!

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Prize: 100g
PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:42 am


Well, its the same urge that makes pets chase cars .They have no intention of driving.

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Hoshiznit
Captain

PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:59 pm


Godsbabybear
Well, its the same urge that makes pets chase cars .They have no intention of driving.
Congrats!

Next question:
What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women?

Prize: 100g
PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:51 pm


Exchange him! (And fast!) LOL

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Hoshiznit
Captain

PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:49 pm


Smiley8D
Exchange him! (And fast!) LOL

Congrats!

Next question:
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

Prize: 100g
PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:07 pm


To stop the snoring before it starts.

Godsbabybear
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Hoshiznit
Captain

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:06 am


Godsbabybear
To stop the snoring before it starts.

What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?

Prize: 100g
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:08 am


Look, they spelled MACY's wrong!

Smiley8D


Hoshiznit
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 6:16 am


Smiley8D
Look, they spelled MACY's wrong!

Correct!

Next question:
Why can't blonds work at the M & M Factory?

Prize: 100 gold
PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:08 am


Because they throw out all the W's!

Smiley8D


Hoshiznit
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:45 am


Smiley8D
Because they throw out all the W's!

Correct!

Next question:
The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Prize: 100g
PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:58 am


And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Smiley8D

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