DESTRUCTION TOUR:
Jaiden: I am Jaiden, I am the host of DESTRUCTION TOUR!!!! We have chosen 6 people to destroy the world!!!!
RED INFERNOES: Mishi, Raisu, and Ica!!!BLACK DEATH: Hisuky, Dragon, and WiiNow, Domo will spill the wheel of chaos to tell us what place they will destroy first!
Domo: Garr
( He spins the wheel. )
Jaiden: Our first challenge will take place in New York City! Each team will get a 100-story building. The team who can wreck their building the most within the hour wins.
Hisuky: Two minutes on each floor, we'd only miss 10 floors. Let's split up.
( to be continued.... )
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Jaiden: BEGIN!
( They rush into the building. )
Wii: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dragon:.......Um......ok....creepy....
( Wii takes a hammmer, and starts breaking windows. Hisuky starts lighting stuff on fire. Dragon puts a bomb in the bathroom, the building floods. )
Wii: POOL PARTY!
( Meanwhile..... )
Mishi: C'mon! Its not good until there's blood!
( Ica puts a bomb in the top floor, and goes downstairs. )
Ica: In 55 minutes, it'll explode, the building will collapse, and we need to be out of here!
Raisu: A BOMB!?
Misha: EXCELLENT!
Raisu: WTF!?
( The bomb explodes early. )
Ica: ****! We need to get out of here!
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Mishi: ****! The stairwell collapsed!
Raisu: No power to the elevator.
Ica: No problem.
( She throws a stapler into the window, it shatters. )
Raisu: You're kidding.
Ica: Got any other plans? We have like, 3 minutes to find rope or wire.
( They scatter. Meanwhile..... )
Wii: Guys! They exploded their building! They're still in it! I'll call 911.
Hisuky: Don't! This is an illegal show!
Wii: Then WHY ARE WE ON IT!?
Hisuky: I was bored!
Dragon: Let's just get out of here.
( They get out. Ras, Mishi, and Ica make a long rope. )
Ica: Go!
( She drops the rope. )
Misha: I ain't leaving you!
( Ica pushes Mishi out the window. She grabs the rope. )
Mishi: I'm gonna ****ing kill you if you die!
Raisu: You better know what you're doing!
( Raisu climbs down. )
Ica: Hurry!
Mishi: Almost there!
( The building shakes, Ica drops Mishi and Raisu. )
Mishi: HOLY!
Raisu: AHHHHHH!
( They land on the grass. )
Mishi: Oww...
Raisu: ICA!!!
( Ica jumps. )
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( Wii, Hisuky, and Dragon go to catch her. She knocks them all down. )
Wii: Ow....I lost some QI points.....
Mishi: Owww...I think you mean IQ....
Wii: Noooooo...
Jaiden: Ok. No more bombs! If you die, I don't get paid! Our next challenge will be in Italy! Both teams will construct their own leaning tower of Pizza.
Wii: It's Pisa...
Jaiden: Whatever. Winning team will get to blow it up!
Ica: I thought you said no bombs.
Jaiden: It's TNT! There's a difference Ica!
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