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Zylo the Wolfbane
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:12 pm


Hello anyone who is stalking me! This is just for you, some information to hopefully make your job easier! Well, if you're stalking me you already know my full name, where I live, my favorite kind of soda, and that I'm typing this right now! Great start, anyway, let's get going shall we?

1. My room has a very large window in it, about as tall as me! Unfortunately I have a black curtain over it, don't worry though, I open it every night before I go to sleep!

2. I have many alarms on my phone, when you hear the first one stop gawking at my sleeping form and look out! My phone is on the side of my bed looking at the window, to turn off my phone alarms I look towards the window!

3. While stalking me at school please watch out! I have an ex there that still loves me, and that means you might have competition! Or an enemy, either way, look out.

4. There IS in fact a window in my bathroom, in fact it looks right into the shower for easy access! Unfortunately the window has a bad angle so you may need to hang upside down from the roof to get a good look at my smexy wet form.

5. On weekends I usually don't wear a shirt around the house (It's the weekend, I'm lazy, don't judge) So make sure you have a working camera on saturdays!

6. Finally, if you ARE stalking me, following me, hiding outside my window, etc. Just tell me! I get kind of lonely being an only child, and I'd really like someone to play video games with, that could be you!

signed now, get out there and start setting up your hidden cameras! XD
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:17 pm


I would totally hang out with you if you lived here. Face it man...I'm not moving from where I live. I will continue the check the live video feed coming from your room and bathroom though. Remember...I know what you do in there.

California_burrito


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:37 pm


So? It's not like I hide it.

signed XD
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:12 pm


It's true.
*your mother walks in* Honey do you-OH! Sorry. Do you need me to get you some tissues?

California_burrito


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:52 pm


That's why I have a lock on the door

signed makes things much simpler XP
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:07 pm


Huhuhuhuhu...I have a deadbolt on my door.

California_burrito


Zylo the Wolfbane
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:55 pm


Lolz, that works too

signed XD
Zylo the Wolfbane
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 9:58 am


Why are you telling your stalkers what they already know? sweatdrop

Zehaden

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California_burrito

PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:02 pm


He was referring to the bad stalkers. I am a good stalker therefore I already knew all this stuff.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:51 pm


Do you enjoy reinforcing all my stalker needs Zylo?
Still. . . I wasn't sure thatwas a window above your shower. . . so that WAS your mom... hnnnn.


I'm just kidding.
LMAO

Signed have fun stalking him!

Demon S

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