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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:05 pm
Post yo mama jokes, but please, only 1 joke per post, and if your the last one to post, you must wait for someone else to post before you can post again. This forum is just for fun, so please don't take it to heart, your mama isn't bad.
Sometimes, I might change the subject from yo mama to something else.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:06 pm
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:57 pm
yo mamas so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:34 am
Yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:25 pm
yo mama so fat, her belly button created an echoing chamber...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:32 pm
Yo mama so fact that when I tried to calculate her weight, my calculator said ERROR
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:42 pm
u should've said "it said ERROR OVRFLOW"
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:47 pm
No, I did too hard of a calculaton on a calculator b4, it only said ERROR
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:51 pm
yo mama so fat we called her "beachball jr." (ppl who go 2 my school will get this 1)...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:55 pm
Yo mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow raincoat, ppl call to her saying, "Taxi!"
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:03 pm
yo mama so stupid, she kept sayin r not 2 r2...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:10 pm
Yo mama so old she sat behind Julius Ceasar in the 3rd grade.
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:15 pm
yo mama's so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:21 pm
(havent we heard that 1 b4...)
Yo mama so fat that she puts mayo on her asprin
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The Soul Dew Guardian Vice Captain
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SoulDewLatios Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:27 pm
yo mama's so fat, when u were born, u walked out...
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