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 Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:30 pm
The Thong. We no know not where it comes from, only that it has enough power to destroy entire planets.
Our planet was once a mighty empire, torn apart by civil war. We jetisoned the Thong of Power from our planet. But one of ours went after it. Following the trajectory of its last known location, we determined that it was headed for a small blue planet called: Earth.
" Well, that is what we know about the Thong of Power," I said to everyone; meaning lennons' shadow and rickney (i think).
" Ara, why are you still here jabbering to Lennons' shadow?" asked Underground, Lennons' shadow gets up and walks off.
" Well, we were talking up until you--" I started.
" PERMA-BAN'D!" shouted Underground, his deep, god-like voice booming of the walls as he slammed his Mighty Banhammer on the ground.
" Hey! You can't do this to me!" I shouted.
" Ara."
" Uh? who called?" I asked, suddenly quieting.
" Me."
" Me? i thought you were a girl! didn't we date in 6th grade or something?" I asked, looking around nervously at the thought that i french kissed a guy.
" No, it is me, Ochi Quan Kinyoti," said the voice.
" Obi <********> Wan," I said, at the thought of the best jedi ever to be speaking with me.
" Ochi Quan," he pointed out.
" Why are you here?" I asked," and why are we referencing several movies?"
" Come with me if you want to come back into the guild," said Ochi Quan.
" Okay, but i have to be back by 6, Lennons and i have a knitting off, and i am trying to convinve her to join," I said, hoping into a motercycle that just appeared there.
" Here we are, the cave of God, or jesus, or the easter bunny," said Ochi Quan, trailing off," this is as far as i can go; you must find the tong of power if you want to go back into the guild." I walked onward, not knowing of the things ahead.
" Solve this riddle to go deeper into the cave," I read aloud:
These two seem to like icecream. if only it was actual icecream. What is the name of the phenomina that this video has been named?
" Uh, Two Girls One Cup?" I said.
" Wrong, it was Two Girls One Cup!" said the cave, the doors opening up.
" Dumbass!" I said, walking through the doorway.
" There you are!" I said," The Thong of Power. but which one?" I looked at the thongs, one blue, the other pink, and the last leopard skin.
" Blue one it is!" I picked up the thong and rockney appeared.
" Why did you just destroy my home?" said Rockney, slightly pissed.
" Uh, i am looking for the Thong of Power," I said.
" Everyone knows that it is the leopard skin one," said Rockney.
" Uh, thank you?" i said, grabbing the thong and teleporting back to the guild.
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:31 pm
" Hello?" I yelled, looking around the guild. The place is desolate and in ruins
" Come here, boy," said Rockney, floating above the Grand Meeting Room of the Guild Leaders.
" What have you done to the guild?" I yelled, whipping out the Thong of Power. I tore of my clothes and put it on. it was rather snug in some parts.
" Ara, take that off, you look retarded," said Rockney, lowering to the ground.
" Okay," i said, putting on my pimp clothing, which was my usual day to day clothing style.
" I believe this is where we have an epic battle that will decide the fate of the guild," said Rockney, his coat flaring up.
" So be it," i said, pulling a sword out of the air in front of the Thong of Power.
" That's disgusting," said Rockney, tenticles weaving from inside the coat, each one holding a close-quarters based weapon.
" Let's dance," I said, charging Rockney. Our weapons hit in a fury of light the tore a section of Mount Rushmore out. We swung at each other again, this time California separated completely from the US.
" You guys!" screamed an onlooker from the ground," stop! Your epic battle is destroying the universe!" We both took our weapons and sliced at the onlooker, then sighed in satisfaction.
" So, what were we doing?" i asked, looking up at Rockney.
" You know, i don't remember. after killing that bystander, I suddenly feel like giving the guild back to you guys," said Rockney.
" Really?" I asked.
" Nah, I'm just screwing with you," said Rockney, disappearing.
" NO!" I yelled. Just as i said that, everything returned to normal.
" Nah, I'm just screwing with you" rang in my head for a few minutes, then lennons walked up to me.
" Hey Ara, we still on for that knitting off?" she asked.
" FUUUUUUU!" I shouted.
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A Random Act of Awesome Crew
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:36 pm
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
What the Hells?
A Knitting off?
-LoL!-
You, sir, are one funky duck.
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:26 pm
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A Random Act of Awesome Crew
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:55 pm
~The only sound ,to be heard, as the mad man laughs...~ ~I am completely lost... I still laughed. It consisted of me sitting on the toilet and bending my wang in half, because, I could not laugh standing, and without pissing.~ ~Is like a concave scream...~
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:18 pm
Rockeny Rominov ~The only sound ,to be heard, as the mad man laughs...~ ~I am completely lost... I still laughed. It consisted of me sitting on the toilet and bending my wang in half, because, I could not laugh standing, and without pissing.~~Is like a concave scream...~ that made my day
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