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Marlyna

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:52 pm


This was someone's facebook status:

"is thinking.. "wow, twilight is mormon propaganda? Ooooh nooooo. *sarcasm*""

And, her elaboration:

"they are trying to BRAINWASH us into ABSTINENCE and not LUSTING after flesh, and being good WIVES TO YOUR HUSBANDS! such bad things?! lol! seriously. How low can people go. Those are things that need to be taught! seriously. thats better then going to sex ed..."

I just... I don't know where to start.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:57 pm


...I'm guessing in this person's world, feminism and Sojourner Truth were never born, and women belong in the kitchen, directly below men in humanity. neutral

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Marlyna

PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:00 pm


Oh, prolly. And, women should end up bruised and battered after sex. Cuz, their significant others LOVE THEM SO MUCH
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:01 pm


That chick needs a kick in the uterus.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:28 pm


Moonlight Penguin
That chick needs a kick in the uterus.


Agreeable...
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:49 pm


Moonlight Penguin
That chick needs a kick in the uterus.


YOU WIN SO MCUH.

@ Strawberry + Marylna: Yeah, and it's also fine to stalk your lover and stop them from seeing your friends.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:05 pm


Indeed. c**t punt required.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:19 pm


Moonlight Penguin
That chick needs a kick in the uterus.

took the words out of my mouth

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:32 pm


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Oh of course.
I mean, it's sex-ed for the brainless, so of course she would say that.
Sex-Ed is for the people who actually want to contribute to the world.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:21 pm


I don't know...I personally would like Sex Ed be a thing taught to when your at least a sophomore or Juinor...Or taught by the parents(Responsible ones).

It could lead to less teenage pregnancy, and STD's.

I was taught in 4th grade...When does sex mater in when your in 4th grade?(Or is the world worse off then I thought??)

I can't say much...I enjoyed the fruits of sex when I was 13(curiosity killed the cat indeed) and am just getting over the addiction now..I have to blame the fact I was taught in 4th grade. I have no other reason for that.

and what this had to do with twilight?? ******** that...I don't even WANT to know what kind of sexual desires/innuendos ect. that have conspired from Twilight and its ********. Especially there opinions of such matters.Leave it to the pros as they say.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:47 pm


Women should be in the kitchen right now making me fried chicken and getting me grape soda (Yes, I just made a racist/sexist joke)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:13 pm


Sex ED > Twilight
Prove my theory right, or wrong.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:49 am


Emperor Angelo XXV
Sex ED > Twilight
Prove my theory right, or wrong.

Sex education teaches women how to have safe sex.
Sex empowers women.
Empowered women > Bella.
Bella = Twilight.

Therefore, Sex education > Bella.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:08 am


The last time I went to sex ed, we watched a video of a person who clearly was high. She was talking to the camera all alone and well.. she was all crazy. So, sex ed hasn't helped me alot. Plus, when we were supposed to get condoms, they ran out o_O

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:18 am


Sex Ed programs in schools are giving out condoms now!?!? This is news to me.

God....the world is growing crazier by the day!! I personally hold Twilight responsible for this!!((all though thats probably not the only reason but it makes me feel better razz ))
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