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 Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:20 pm
Rules: just try not to be too offensive wink
my one that I will start you off with is from the movie dogma "you cant be anally retentive if you dont have an a**s"
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 6:50 pm
thurrz so many.. i cant think D;
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:02 pm
LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER (:
-star wars
DazHawt heart
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:12 pm
nooooooo!!!
"thats not a moon... its a space station"
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:19 pm
"Kevin's a Girl!?" - Up -
^-^
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:25 pm
“Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear”
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:09 pm
"How about I give you some fluffy new slippers made from the heads of inoccent and defensless baby sealsssss"?
-Ace Ventura Pet Detective- <3
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:07 am
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
who can guess wink
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:48 pm
" Baby Jessus, in your baby ghost manjor, still baby Jessus. " - I can't remember the entire quote. But, it's from Tala Dega Nights ( I think ), With Ricky Booby. XD - Ricky, Bobby.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:51 pm
King - Please! Please good people! I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Peasant 1 - No one lives there.
K - Then who is your lord?
P1 - We don't have a lord.
K - What?
Peasant 2 - I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs-
K - Be quiet!
P2 - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious-
K - Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
P1 - Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!
K - I am your king!
P1 - Well I didn't vote for you
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