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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:03 pm
"OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This d***o is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble c**k; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are both ravishing my body at the same time. Also, I like to tie them to my cats and pretend they are were-vamp-kitties! I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me...another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well!"
... First I LOL'd, then I gonk'd. Also, it advertises that is sparkles. Is that not the sexiest thing evarrr?!?! -Sarcasm-
Posting the link to it/posting a picture would be against ToS, and no person in their right mind would wanna see it.
If old news is old imma get butthurt justsoyouknow. D:<
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:25 pm
XDDD the d***o itse;f is old new but that comment holy s**t! XDDD
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:02 pm
I've seen that one before XD and that comment was made by a troll XDD
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:08 pm
Yttra I've seen that one before XD and that comment was made by a troll XDD
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:39 pm
Fancy Strawberry Kitten Yttra I've seen that one before XD and that comment was made by a troll XDD 
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:38 pm
 Well I was disturbed until I read it was a troll. Ω
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:53 am
. . . So that means that trolls know how to read? How's that even possible. . . ? o__e;;
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:39 am
Obvious troll. If they hadn't continued on with the cat thing, it would have been a lot funnier and less obvious.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:00 pm
ChibiLady Obvious troll. If they hadn't continued on with the cat thing, it would have been a lot funnier and less obvious. I agree there, but it was funny in a disgusting kind of way.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:21 pm
That is sick, just plain sick. gonk
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:20 pm
I'd have to agree with Emperor. (No wonder how many times I see that name, it makes me think of a penguin for some reason.)
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:57 pm
 ✿ You'd still love me even if I was a little bit different... ✿ OMG Check out the reply to the first one D:
Suzie OMG MAGGIE I LOVE PRETENDING THAT EDWARD IS DONKEY PUNCHING ME TOO! I love these vamps so so so much, like, more than my boyfriends own c**k. I just bought my first vamp and it is ******** amazing. i can't wait for my second and third ones so i can imagine Edward, Jasper and Carlisle are all ******** me at the same time! It gets me so wet I just can't wait for a hairy one so it'll be like Jacob is pounding me too. I've made a few adjustments to mine however. I added a suction cup to the base of my vamp and I like to stick it to things such as the chair so when I sit down I pretend it's not there and that edward appeared out of nowhere to shove his stone cold c**k in me. It gets me so excited. I love you vamp. 〖Julia〗 ✿ Wouldn't you? ✿
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:00 pm
No matter if those are tards or trolls...
This is all still disturbing...
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:37 am
blaugh Its a troll but thats funny as hell... biggrin
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:32 am
She Promised You Cookies I'd have to agree with Emperor. (No wonder how many times I see that name, it makes me think of a penguin for some reason.) (Don't worry, I'm not a penguin.) But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ annually
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