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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:03 pm


"OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This d***o is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble c**k; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are both ravishing my body at the same time. Also, I like to tie them to my cats and pretend they are were-vamp-kitties! I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me...another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well!"

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First I LOL'd, then I gonk'd. Also, it advertises that is sparkles. Is that not the sexiest thing evarrr?!?! -Sarcasm-

Posting the link to it/posting a picture would be against ToS, and no person in their right mind would wanna see it.

If old news is old imma get butthurt justsoyouknow. D:<
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:25 pm


XDDD the d***o itse;f is old new but that comment holy s**t! XDDD

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:02 pm


I've seen that one before XD and that comment was made by a troll XDD
PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:08 pm


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I've seen that one before XD and that comment was made by a troll XDD
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:39 pm


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I've seen that one before XD and that comment was made by a troll XDD
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:38 pm


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Well I was disturbed until I read it was a troll.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:53 am


. . . So that means that trolls know how to read? How's that even possible. . . ? o__e;;
PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:39 am


Obvious troll. If they hadn't continued on with the cat thing, it would have been a lot funnier and less obvious.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:00 pm


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Obvious troll. If they hadn't continued on with the cat thing, it would have been a lot funnier and less obvious.


I agree there, but it was funny in a disgusting kind of way.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:21 pm


That is sick, just plain sick. gonk

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:20 pm


I'd have to agree with Emperor. (No wonder how many times I see that name, it makes me think of a penguin for some reason.)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:57 pm


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OMG Check out the reply to the first one D:

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OMG MAGGIE I LOVE PRETENDING THAT EDWARD IS DONKEY PUNCHING ME TOO! I love these vamps so so so much, like, more than my boyfriends own c**k. I just bought my first vamp and it is ******** amazing. i can't wait for my second and third ones so i can imagine Edward, Jasper and Carlisle are all ******** me at the same time! It gets me so wet I just can't wait for a hairy one so it'll be like Jacob is pounding me too. I've made a few adjustments to mine however. I added a suction cup to the base of my vamp and I like to stick it to things such as the chair so when I sit down I pretend it's not there and that edward appeared out of nowhere to shove his stone cold c**k in me. It gets me so excited. I love you vamp.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 4:00 pm


No matter if those are tards or trolls...

This is all still disturbing...
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:37 am


blaugh Its a troll but thats funny as hell... biggrin  

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:32 am


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I'd have to agree with Emperor. (No wonder how many times I see that name, it makes me think of a penguin for some reason.)

(Don't worry, I'm not a penguin.)

But seriously, it just proves that Twilight + sex = millions of US$ annually
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