Maybe you've met some crazy people out there, some schizophrenics, or people with a real problem about multiple personalities. I'm very sure I'm not that person, so don't worry.
A high pitched shrieking blared in my ears as I tossed and turned in my own bed. An alarm clock shaped like a little blob with wings stood there, opening it's mouth and screaming like one of those creepy monsters in anime movies.
"I don't want to wake up" I whined, covering my face in a pillow.
"WAKE UP" My own voice hissed
A large black furred creature jumped onto me, skull wings moving about. It grabbed my clock, took off my pillow, and threw the clock in my face.
"OW!" I yelled, looking into my own face -except covered in empty blackness like the kind you find in an angsty teen's heart-.
The other me meowed like a cat, directing its empty beady eyes at the clock.
I pick it up, looking at the time.
"You're telling me I've been sleeping through this annoying noise for three hours?" I ask myself.
The other me nods.
"HOLY CRAP" I jump up, putting on randomly assorted clothing, and walk out of my bedroom door.
I walk past Rockeny's office and see aRAoA reaching into Rockeny's coat.
" Uh, what are you doi--nope, I don't want to know" I say, walking off in awkwardness.
I walk into my own office, and into a big shiny door.
Another me jumps at me, in a yellow and red coat, a big plant-like thing sprouts from the ground where she lands.
"Good morning sunshine, the earth says hello" She says waving her arms in a rainbow motion, creating a sparkling path where her hands went.
"I'm off to watch that nice big explodey thingy on the moon" I tell her.
"Well I'm off to go find you and tell her to get me a smoothie" The other me says, disappearing in a spontaneous burst of white doves.
I walk into another room which seems pitch black, and I sit down.
"Glad I have this 'awesomer than the awesome home entertainment system which is such high quality and all around you so you can enjoy real time moments without risking being right on the impact of an explosion' entertainment system in this room" I said to empty air, pressing a button.
A screen surrounding me shows the moons surface, right above me I can see a ship pummeling into the moon.
I look to my right and I see another ship parked right under the collision area.
"I wonder what idiot decided to watch from there" I said, being blown away by a booming surround sound system that nearly breaks my eardrums as the ship crashes into the moon and explodes.
I watch all the shiny explosion debris and see a body flying off into space, squirting water so they move in the direction of earth.
"Is that," I ask moving closer to the screen to see it up close "aRAoA?"
I blink blankly a couple of times at his floating body as it bursts into flames as it moves through the earth's atmosphere.
"I'd best keep this to myself" I say, walking out of the room and into my office to file some papers.
As I sit down, somebody walks into my room. As I look into their face, it almost looks like me as a male.
"Who are you?" I ask.
"I'm just an image of your not so amazing past" He replies.
"So who are you?" I ask again.
"I am y-" He says, getting cut off by me in a yellow and red suit.
"Sorry, random noob invader" she tells me.
"If that's me does that mean I used to have, if not still, a p-" I ask.
"Shhh shhh," she whispers covering my mouth with her hand "That's ridiculous. Now let's put you on some sleeping pills so we can bathe you without revealing a dark secret about your private areas and your true gender."
"WHAT?!" I scream as I feel a pounding pain in the back of the head.
"By sleeping pills I meant you hitting yourself in the back of the head with a baseball bat" She says, throwing a cat snack to the me with black fur and creepy skull wings.
Sooner than I know it, everything goes dark.
A high pitched shrieking blared in my ears as I tossed and turned in my own bed. An alarm clock shaped like a little blob with wings stood there, opening it's mouth and screaming like one of those creepy monsters in anime movies.
"I don't want to wake up" I whined, covering my face in a pillow.
"WAKE UP" My own voice hissed
A large black furred creature jumped onto me, skull wings moving about. It grabbed my clock, took off my pillow, and threw the clock in my face.
"OW!" I yelled, looking into my own face -except covered in empty blackness like the kind you find in an angsty teen's heart-.
The other me meowed like a cat, directing its empty beady eyes at the clock.
I pick it up, looking at the time.
"You're telling me I've been sleeping through this annoying noise for three hours?" I ask myself.
The other me nods.
"HOLY CRAP" I jump up, putting on randomly assorted clothing, and walk out of my bedroom door.
I walk past Rockeny's office and see aRAoA reaching into Rockeny's coat.
" Uh, what are you doi--nope, I don't want to know" I say, walking off in awkwardness.
I walk into my own office, and into a big shiny door.
Another me jumps at me, in a yellow and red coat, a big plant-like thing sprouts from the ground where she lands.
"Good morning sunshine, the earth says hello" She says waving her arms in a rainbow motion, creating a sparkling path where her hands went.
"I'm off to watch that nice big explodey thingy on the moon" I tell her.
"Well I'm off to go find you and tell her to get me a smoothie" The other me says, disappearing in a spontaneous burst of white doves.
I walk into another room which seems pitch black, and I sit down.
"Glad I have this 'awesomer than the awesome home entertainment system which is such high quality and all around you so you can enjoy real time moments without risking being right on the impact of an explosion' entertainment system in this room" I said to empty air, pressing a button.
A screen surrounding me shows the moons surface, right above me I can see a ship pummeling into the moon.
I look to my right and I see another ship parked right under the collision area.
"I wonder what idiot decided to watch from there" I said, being blown away by a booming surround sound system that nearly breaks my eardrums as the ship crashes into the moon and explodes.
I watch all the shiny explosion debris and see a body flying off into space, squirting water so they move in the direction of earth.
"Is that," I ask moving closer to the screen to see it up close "aRAoA?"
I blink blankly a couple of times at his floating body as it bursts into flames as it moves through the earth's atmosphere.
"I'd best keep this to myself" I say, walking out of the room and into my office to file some papers.
As I sit down, somebody walks into my room. As I look into their face, it almost looks like me as a male.
"Who are you?" I ask.
"I'm just an image of your not so amazing past" He replies.
"So who are you?" I ask again.
"I am y-" He says, getting cut off by me in a yellow and red suit.
"Sorry, random noob invader" she tells me.
"If that's me does that mean I used to have, if not still, a p-" I ask.
"Shhh shhh," she whispers covering my mouth with her hand "That's ridiculous. Now let's put you on some sleeping pills so we can bathe you without revealing a dark secret about your private areas and your true gender."
"WHAT?!" I scream as I feel a pounding pain in the back of the head.
"By sleeping pills I meant you hitting yourself in the back of the head with a baseball bat" She says, throwing a cat snack to the me with black fur and creepy skull wings.
Sooner than I know it, everything goes dark.
