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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:43 pm
ANOTHER Twilight article by lovely brainwashed MSN. It's starting to make my blood pressure rise when I sign into messenger every day and I see another Twifag article. I... can't even rant about this one. Take care of that for me, guys. D: Time to EasyEdit some sense into their heads? 8D
http://movies.msn.com/superfans/twilight/movies/team-edward-or-team-jacob/?GT1=28101 
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:49 pm
The comments are HILARIOUS! Quote: I think Edward is so sweat to resist his instincts for his girlfriend. I think that vegetarian vampires would make the best boyfriends. Quote: umm...HELLO! Jacob all the way. he's unrealisticly GOREGOUS and he would have been such a better match for Bella. i don't think he could be any more perfect with his AWESOME muscles. so what if he's closely related to dogs? that just means he will be more loyal (let's not forget: HOW many times did Edward leave her?) And there's no way Edward left for HER good... i would have loved to see Bella with Jacob but hopefully Renaesmee treats him better biggrin
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:56 pm
xXHopless RomanceXx The comments are HILARIOUS! Quote: I think Edward is so sweat to resist his instincts for his girlfriend. I think that vegetarian vampires would make the best boyfriends. Quote: umm...HELLO! Jacob all the way. he's unrealisticly GOREGOUS and he would have been such a better match for Bella. i don't think he could be any more perfect with his AWESOME muscles. so what if he's closely related to dogs? that just means he will be more loyal (let's not forget: HOW many times did Edward leave her?) And there's no way Edward left for HER good... i would have loved to see Bella with Jacob but hopefully Renaesmee treats him better biggrin Yeah, hopefully the 7 year old devilspawn will treat her child-groomer better. >_>
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:18 pm
Wait a second... The poll! Can that be edited or is it already like that? (I really don't know MSN...) "Team Edward: I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling. And emo. Team Jacob: Sure, sure... I like my men very hot and very hairy. And young."
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:30 pm
xXHopless RomanceXx The comments are HILARIOUS! Quote: I think Edward is so sweat to resist his instincts for his girlfriend. I think that vegetarian vampires would make the best boyfriends. Quote: umm...HELLO! Jacob all the way. he's unrealisticly GOREGOUS and he would have been such a better match for Bella. i don't think he could be any more perfect with his AWESOME muscles. so what if he's closely related to dogs? that just means he will be more loyal (let's not forget: HOW many times did Edward leave her?) And there's no way Edward left for HER good... i would have loved to see Bella with Jacob but hopefully Renaesmee treats him better biggrin If by hilarious, you mean hurtful, then yes.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:00 pm
 They have a weird taste in men. And how do they know what's right for Bella? Oh, right, she's exactly like them.
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:03 pm
The Unholy Shadow  They have a weird taste in men. And how do they know what's right for Bella? Oh, right, she's exactly like them. Their standards are impossible, not to mention sexist!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:37 am
Emperor Angelo XXV The Unholy Shadow  They have a weird taste in men. And how do they know what's right for Bella? Oh, right, she's exactly like them. Their standards are impossible, not to mention sexist!!  Sparkly, señor, sparkly.
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:38 am
The Unholy Shadow Emperor Angelo XXV The Unholy Shadow  They have a weird taste in men. And how do they know what's right for Bella? Oh, right, she's exactly like them. Their standards are impossible, not to mention sexist!!  Sparkly, señor, sparkly.
Ω That too.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:57 am
When I read, 'very hairy' a fluffball suddenly came into my mind. So that means that everyone who likes Jacob also likes. . . bunnies? Crap, I've gotta go warn my sister.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:24 am
Why do they find pleasure in such things.... I really don't get it!!
"Oh i love it when your d*** shines at me!!!!"
"Oh look its so furry!! I could cuddle with it all day!!!"
DIS...GUST...ING...
Some one needs to kill of "Imagination Land" soon......
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:43 pm
Poor Mike, gets no attention.
Anyway I'll comment as soon as MSN stops screwing up. That's just said; it even LISTS that he's emo? Wow girls, just wow.
THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY.
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:58 pm
 My Msn was telling me how Robert can't get a girl or something like that and that they were suggesting women for him. Ω
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:38 am
So it's either date the dead guy. Who wants to suck your blood. Or be a furry. Great options.
No offense to any furries out there, but I, as a not-furry and not-necrophiliac, do not like these optionz.
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:22 pm
This is what I said Quote: Okay, let's see. An 108 year old stalker virgin "vampire" (hence the quotations) OR ***** wolves that prey on newborns. Oh they both sound like ideal men, no? /sarcasm. Really? I choose team Dracula. Because he could kick both of their asses to oblivion ALL THE WHILE EATING BELLA SWAN LIKE A REAL VAMPIRE WOULD BE DOING. biggrin
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