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 Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:47 am
Hey everyone! Just wondering - what are your favorite quotes from anyone in the Mass Effect universe? Feel free to share your favorites here blaugh
"I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober." -General Septimus
"Sometimes crazy is the best way to go." -Wrex
"We are gonna need bigger guns..."- Shepard [about the Thorian/Species 37]
ASHLEY: Huh, nobody died.
KAIDAN: I could shoot someone if it'd make you feel better.
ASHLEY:Nah, I'm good.
CHARLES SARACINO: If aliens express their opinions at gunpoint, then why shouldn't we?
WREX: Because they have bigger guns?
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:24 am
Kaiden: "It always helps to RTFM, ma'am."
Liara: "To what?"
rofl
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:39 am
(Shep & squad are going in to destroy the Thorian)
Kaidan - Now all we have to do is...[sees the Thorian]This thing is huge!
Shepard - That does not look like any plant I've ever seen. Things just got...problematic.
Kaidan - I think we're going to need bigger guns Commander.
Conrad Verner - What if you signed me on as another Spectre?
Shepard - Uh, yeah Conrad, that's not such a good idea.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:46 am
*Shepard to Conrad Verner* "I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough to make that sound like a good idea."
rofl
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:54 am
[after Shepard shoots a monkey-like creature]
Wrex - Nice shot.
Kaidan - Remind me to stay on your good side Commander.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:10 am
Demon Days Kaiden: "It always helps to RTFM, ma'am." Liara: "To what?" rofl ROFL! I remember that. I had to look it up in the codex after he said it, then I couldn't stop laughing rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:00 pm
Ok, not so much of a quote, but I still think it's funny.:
[Anderson is storming into Udina's office]
Me - Yeah! Punch him in the face!
[Anderson punches Udina in the face]
Me - Oh my god! He actually punched him in the face! The tv actually listened to me!
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:16 am
soren_alenko Ok, not so much of a quote, but I still think it's funny.: [Anderson is storming into Udina's office] Me - Yeah! Punch him in the face! [Anderson punches Udina in the face] Me - Oh my god! He actually punched him in the face! The tv actually listened to me! That's about what I said too! That scene was epic. This has nothing to do with Mass Effect, but the same exact thing happened to me when I was watching National Lampoon's Family Vacation... xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:33 pm
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations."
punches her in the face
"Jax needed killing."
anything that Wrex ever says is one of my favorites
"You let in Asari commandos that can kill you with their brains and you gave us slag about our guns?!!!"-Wrex
"You won't look so smug with a hole in your head."
"But the change... the doctor... this is not right human."-Morlan
"I should kill both you idiots"
"This room is too small and it keeps talking and I really want some payback!!!"
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:25 am
"Pff, is it me, or does the Captain always seem a little pissed off?"
"Only when he's talking to you, Joker."
--Joker and Kaidan, in the Prologue mission (beginning of the game)
"Why not? We have oceans, beautiful women, this emotion called 'love'...according to the old vids, we have everything they want."
"Well, when you put it that way, there's no reason why they wouldn't like you--I mean--us! Humans...ma'am." *scratches back of his neck.
SQUEE! I loved these ones! Kaidan's so adorable LOL :]
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Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:14 am
"A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist." -Ashley Williams
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:32 pm
[Commander Shepard has given Schells's scanner to Doran]
Schells: But, that's years of work! What am I going to do now?
Kaidan: Get a job.
Schells: You're no help at all! Man, this is the worst day of my life...
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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:19 pm
Shepard to Harkin: "I'd rather drink a cup of acid after chewing on a razor blade."
edit:
Shepard: "I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off, I shoot things."
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:43 pm
When You walk into Chora's Den for the first time Ashley says:
"A Million light years away from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over a bunch of half-naked chicks shaking their a**es on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad..."
KAIDAN: I can see why this place is so popular. It's got quite the, uh... view.
Joker: Noveria. I don't know which is worse, the cold or the corruption. One'll freeze your balls off and the other will sell 'em out from under you
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